If I look back I am lost

[ruby-white-rabbit]

There’s a turtle in my yard laying eggs

This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose

I’m not ready to be a single mom

I know shit about reptiles

[ruby-white-rabbit]

I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth

Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care

[ruby-white-rabbit]

I’m googling turtles right now. I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she’s a box turtle?

[ruby-white-rabbit]

70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??

[timesalad]

You a mom now

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Text from stepmom “watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They’ll eat the eggs so chase them off”

I’m gonna fistfight nature

[ruby-white-rabbit]

@mrswinterbarnes you’re not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow

I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye??

[mrswinterbarnes]

I don’t think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out

YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA

[ruby-white-rabbit]

DAMN IT SHARRON

First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this

Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??

[ruby-white-rabbit]

UPDATE

SHES BACK

[ruby-white-rabbit]

NEVERMIND

ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE

That’s two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me

[odinspattern]

Call this one Susan

[smalltall]

You’re like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit

[henrysfox]

Avengers: Infinity War (2018) || Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[the-last-rat-standing]

I still think the Dr. Strange angle is the hardest, most gut-wrenching and most overlooked piece of the End Game story. He knows Tony Stark must die. Imagine living with that.

[bixchcraft]

Remember when Sansa had her own Sansan fic going on in her own head? Yeah…that happened.

[twilightshmilight]

We don’t talk enough about the bonus/deleted content on smeyer’s website.

My favorite deleted plot has been and will always be the part of New Moon where Edward wired Bella a bunch of money so she could pay for college. And she gets so fucking mad that she storms down to the bank and demands they either send it all back or withdraw it all in cash. So she gets like what $100k in cash and shoved into a big fucking Manila envelope, drive all the way out, and then just fucking CHUCKS it through the Cullen’s front window.

And then at the end of the book, when she goes back to the house for the first time Esme is cleaning up the broken glass and just Mom Glares at Edward.

[vintagegeekculture]

The distinctive and memorable Thailand-only covers for the Harry Potter novels.

[kitsn0w]

#child

[nooooooooooooooooooooone]

a study in laughter

by Ser Jaime Lannister

(ft. Ronnet Connington)

[carolsdrawing]

Finally the last one: my favourite moment of campaign 2 🧁

[trollberts]

[shiny-volvo-stupid-owner]

BREAKS MY HEART EVERY TIME

ROB DESERVES AN OSCAR FOR THIS SCENE ISTG

[jasper-hale-protection-squad]

The lines were apparently improvised as well

[shiny-volvo-stupid-owner]

Yoooooooo whaatttt

[jasper-hale-protection-squad]

Yeah! Rob said there wasn’t supposed to be lines in that scene

[shiny-volvo-stupid-owner]

That makes it 100000000x better

thank you for sharing

[moody-nature]

Atmospheric conditions // By Lindley Ashline

[rafael-silva]

Earth’s best defender.

[slayerscake]

Matt: gives someone a nice soothing dream.

Matt two minutes later: naughty Warlocks who ditch their deity get locked in the bad dream zone

[do-i-dazzle-you]

Carlisle might lead the church, but Emmett is the youth pastor.

[twilightlovedmefirst]

Edward is an alter boy. Change my mind.

[ktrvya]

family of destiny hug edition - proud mama and papa smooching their embarrassed-but-secretly-loving-it daughter on the cheeks

( ´ з `) ♡ (⁀ᗢ⁀) ♡ (´ ε ` )

[tonywasp]

jory cassel comforting the babies, I don’t think we appreciate jory enough.

[panlight]

Since SM established that Vampires, Shapeshifters (that can literally transform into any animal they choose at first) and actual Werewolves, do you think the Twilightverse having other kinds of beings or creatures along the lines of the above? Have you ever considered it and if so, do you like the idea?

I personally like that she kept the number of supernatural creatures small (honestly I don’t think throwing in the Children of the Moon even really added anything since she didn’t do anything with them and they were only confirmed in the last pages of the last book).  What I liked about Twilight was how grounded in reality it was (at least in the first three books--this is another reason I didn’t care for Breaking Dawn because that sense of reality just kinda vanished). I liked that it was set in this small town, that Bella had a part time job, etc. I liked that there wasn’t some like secret shadow world of the supernatural that was barred to humans or whatever. Twilight, to me, didn’t seem like the kind of story that needed like to add fairies and witches and mermaids and whatever else.  Didn’t need a secret supernatural dimension like the Wizarding World or the Fairy Court or whatever. 

I do think it would make sense that there are other isolated communities of shapeshifters, though. If it’s about genetics and passing it down and all that, there are probably other pockets of people around the world who have that same “magic in their blood,” or whatever.  A village in Africa where they shift into lions; a small rural community in Siberia where they shift into bears. Tigers in India, maybe?  Moose-shifters in Canada, I don’t know. Or! Maybe shifters that transform into marine mammals, which could have inspired the myths of mermaids.  You see a human walk into the sea and then a dolphin or whale’s tail and you think “mermaid!” when it was actually a shapeshifter.  If vampires are present around the world then it would make sense that shapeshifters would appear around the world to protect people from them, too. 

A herd of moose-shifters trampling vampires into little pieces to burn later has potential I’m just saying. 

[lahoete]

Sam and Emily except Sam doesn’t offer to kill himself like an abusive bf after cutting her face open and instead apologizes while giving her enough time to come around to the idea of being with him