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cathy, 21+, (she/her), 🇳🇿 🇨🇳, currently (slowly) reading idw transformers but generally multifandom, will sometimes reblog nsfw content, pls read witch hat atelier

[starryskiedcats-deactivated2022]

the vet measured junta on sunday, and as we were leaving the assistant said “he wrote down the measurements for you” and passed me this

[starryskiedcats-deactivated2022]

delighted that this post has lived on in people’s hearts

[mindblownie2]

laura palmer in the backrooms

portfolio / instagram / commissions

[themakeupbrush]

Guo Pei Spring 2026

[changelingcoded]

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

[changelingcoded]

drawing it made me realize this one might be a unique experience

[changelingcoded]

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

[leapfog1]

the girls

[crimson-chains]

I think they'd all enjoy some soup together :D Gonna be making it into a little sticker ^^

[glorianas]

i think all the women through out history who were financially pushed into marriage and motherhood because they had no other options is sad and tragic too but socially something we will never be able to reckon with because we can’t come to terms with the fact some women don’t want to be mothers

[glorianas]

we really are so condtioned to believe, deep down, all women want to be mothers (even if now we’re okay with women having careers too) like i really just think we should all question how news cycles about birth decline are aimed at us, when realistically there’s several reasons for it and one is absolutely women more and more are in positions where they don’t have be wives and mothers for economic reasons and you know what? that’s a good thing!

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🐖

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my mansion is in fucking shambles. my maids are incompetent and im not convinced they know how dishes work

[creatures-5]

You sweep them

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NO!!!!!!!

[creatures-5]

Vacuum?

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EAT!!!! YOU EAT OFF OF PLATES!!! AND THEN YOU WASH THEM!!!!!!!

[yossyislandd]

ohhh i'm drink them. okay 💛

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[yossyislandd]

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do NOT SWEEP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

[yossyislandd]

[the-zephyr-zone]

Stateside Scramble (ep 3) Sketches

[vickisigh]

good morning~ 💐🍎

✿ limited edition sticker ✿

[aitsukipi]

Day 4 - Nap | "Forgive me (again)."

[oifaaa]

Honestly dont know where to begin with this one but i'll try

Someone asked how much for mpreg, I needed money, so I held an mpreg raffle where people could enter by sending money and the name of the person they wanted pregnant, count binface won(?), I started questioning if it even counts as Mpreg since count binface is famously an alien from outerspace

If you'd like to help me stay away from mpreg in the future considering donating to my kofi

[i-can-swear]

Vote for the bin, not the trash!

[oifaaa]

I don't think there's a single person actually living in Clacton thats gonna see this post bc im petty sure 80% are all 50+ reform voters but just in case if your in clacton and can vote VOTE BINFACE please

[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[phantomrose96]

Reddit is one of the last standing bastions of authentic internet information but it’s also overrun with the type of hyper-competitive bastard with a kink for humble-bragging, so sometimes you need to read information and work through an extra layer of critical thinking to assess if it’s genuine or if it’s someone being an obtuse asshole on purpose

[phantomrose96]

Saw someone calling a 60 second 400m dash “pretty good for an untrained runner” and I was mad the whole bus ride home

[phantomrose96]

That’s a 15 mile per hour pace if you were wondering. That’s the pace for finishing a mile in 4 minutes. They’d ban you from school zones at that speed

[phantomrose96]

Reddit user sonicthedgehog logging in for another productive day of being the most helpful contributor on r/running

[bizarre-blues]

Let’s tow the line of right and wrong together