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@katrylayton
Another random detail from Kat’s anime that I like is that the lease for the office is actually in her dad’s name, because that means she presumably thought “This might not work, but if I can’t make rent, I don’t want it to ruin MY credit score, so let’s commit identity fraud”
You can’t prove anything!!
@clairefoley Happy mamas day 🎉! When’s the next weekend you get us?
I hate my brain... I just won't stop seeing that face. It's blank eyes stare at me in the dark. No matter where I look from it follows me. But then I turn the light on its gone.
I feel cold..
FUCKING reply to my text!!!!
Papa won the divorce
Hershel what happened
some postgraduates were working on a yaoi beam and I got hit... send help...
why would they make a Yaoi beam. how do I fix you now 😦
the only way to reverse the yaoi beam....... is to do real yaoi
oh the cure is just gay sex? well im not complaining 😏 how good would it feel to stick your dick in the spiral in my head
😟 bad, Henry. It would feel bad. How about we do it the usual way?
sure. sorry the spiral makes my brain weird <3
... unfortunately it appears that the effects of the Yaoi beam have not been reversed. I feared that this would happen. I may have to return to the Yaoi research lab, they should know how to fix this...
this better not be another curse we’re already dealing with one of those smh
...a Yaoi curse... That. Could be quite bad if allowed to progress too far... OH GOD! HENRY! I NEED TO STOP THIS-
AOUGH AOUGH OGH OGH O-
AUUURGH! AAAAAAGH?!?! AAAAAAAAAAOUGH AAAAOUGH AAAOUGH OGH!!!!! 😱😡😱
My, is that my dear Clark up there? Should I come home? Did something happen?
B-Brenda! Don't worry, the situation is under control! Please don't worry yourself!
Hershel, are those cat ears? Are you sure everything is alright? Where is Luke, is he okay?
He won't answer my text so I'm pretty sure he's not
Sorry aunt Brenda I don't know what happened to him
Claire vs. Layton Yaoi
Who do you want to have the kids?
Claire
Professor Yaoi
@clairefoley @professor-layton-yaoi
you all better foaking remember that when I was left in the care of Henry and the Professor my hand snapped in half and now I’m stuck in a room…
the doornob is still missing
I just wanna go back home with my parents!!!!
Oh shut up about your hand it’ll be fine by your wedding day!!!
now come back home and eat my cakes!!!
@theprofessorsapprentice your not answering my text. Are you OK after that karate chop of a fossil?
When will you be coming home? Claire says I need to stop saving a cake I backed put for you, because "It's gEttIng stAlE!!!" And ",It's A wAstE Of mAtErIAls!!!"
Stupid bitch
Please come back so I can stop baking please
I can’t believe that @inspector-alfendi-layton is Papa’s favorite child
My hand is still broken you are talking about a baby!!!!???
-Luke
Luke my boy! I'm so sorry, some people seem to think that the prime minister is pregnant? Anyway, you're right. The car may be out of order, but I'll take you to the hospital. Get on my back, I'll run us there!
Is it a new baby for our family!!!! Am I going to be a big sister?!?!
@lordascot Dad, why do you have a Tumblr!?!
RANDALL? YOU’RE ALIVE?????1??!/? HUH??!!?!/1?
also what is Tumblr
You supposed to be dead too! More like deadbeat if you ask me...
I am dead. I’m a ghost because of your little butler friend.
Good
Wow. Way to disrespect your dad. You’re grounded
I'm 30-something years old, you can't ground me anymore I have 3 kids of my own now
Go to hell already ascot, stop hanging around here!
Ugh, anyway… how are you doing, Master Randall? It’s been a while.
Did you just forget about Flora Randad? You have four kids
I may be sad that I’m not going to round two (looks like I’m keeping the kids Hershel) but at least @billhawks isn’t so I can sleep peacefully tonight
:( Please Claire we need to talk about this. This whole tournament has gotten in the way of things. Can I at least get visitation?
Fine. Two hours, and we’ll talk about custody afterwards. Enjoy the fun kids @katrylayton @theprofessorsapprentice @floorareinhold @inspector-alfendi-layton
Thank you Claire. Now kids, where shall we go? We can go anywhere you like!
Burger King
maybe a crown will make me feel happy
Of course, my boy! Let's go!
I want the pretties crown!
If you all vote for me I’ll rent out a movie theatre and we can all watch eternal diva
that sounds great dads never let me watch it!
@jean-descogay we are very similar
Are you.... my long lost twin?
Yes... I never told Layton, in reality he had 2 siblings
Make that 4. Our dad was a massive slut
make that 5, same reason.
make that 6. Same reason.
7 please
8 if you would.
9, if you’re so inclined
…so Kat and I have 9 uncles? You learn something new everyday, huh.
...sorry Alfendi, but that number is closer to 15 now
Dad… just why? Shouldn’t a gentleman show a LITTLE restraint?
I'm afraid that my father isn't a gentleman, Alfendi.
Wow ok. Sounds like theres some family issues there and I do NOT have the mental capacity for that today.
You know what? I’m just going to accept it. The more the merrier right?
Al where did you think our mental illnesses came from?
Randall said he's gonna do some excavating! I hope he finds something, he's so good at archaeology 😊
From what you've told me he's got a 50/50 shot of finding something or falling off a cliff.
:(
too soon Emmy :(
I'm not trying to rub your trauma in, Professor, I'm just a bit concerned. Are you sure he didn't fall this time?
...
@randall-bratscot baby where are you?
I said I was going shopping not excavating. I'm not going to fall in a hole in Walmart
oh thank goodness Randy, you're safe! Sorry, I get a little worried these days, what with the greggs hostage situation and all that going on. Did you get anything nice at the shops? xoxoxo
You're fucking daughter!
You left her again! IN A WALMART!!!!
Do I seriously need to give you this talk again, Hershel!?!?! TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILDREN!!!
I was looking at the stuffed animals and turned around and the papa was gone!
I'm your papa now, Kat. I'll pay for for dinner every Friday for you and your man-servant and tell you how proud I am of your work and unconditionally love you!
Oh I don’t need a man servant I already have Ernest! Thank you though papa I’ll be taking that food money now
Kat, would you like to come out for dinner with me and Randall sometime? You can bring some friends along or even that man servant Ernest of yours. I miss you :(
yeah sure papa, mama is busy @ level 5 so she won’t notice I’m gone
Randall said he's gonna do some excavating! I hope he finds something, he's so good at archaeology 😊
From what you've told me he's got a 50/50 shot of finding something or falling off a cliff.
:(
too soon Emmy :(
I'm not trying to rub your trauma in, Professor, I'm just a bit concerned. Are you sure he didn't fall this time?
...
@randall-bratscot baby where are you?
I said I was going shopping not excavating. I'm not going to fall in a hole in Walmart
oh thank goodness Randy, you're safe! Sorry, I get a little worried these days, what with the greggs hostage situation and all that going on. Did you get anything nice at the shops? xoxoxo
You're fucking daughter!
You left her again! IN A WALMART!!!!
Do I seriously need to give you this talk again, Hershel!?!?! TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILDREN!!!
I was looking at the stuffed animals and turned around and the papa was gone!
I'm your papa now, Kat. I'll pay for for dinner every Friday for you and your man-servant and tell you how proud I am of your work and unconditionally love you!
Oh I don’t need a man servant I already have Ernest! Thank you though papa I’ll be taking that food money now
Randall said he's gonna do some excavating! I hope he finds something, he's so good at archaeology 😊
From what you've told me he's got a 50/50 shot of finding something or falling off a cliff.
:(
too soon Emmy :(
I'm not trying to rub your trauma in, Professor, I'm just a bit concerned. Are you sure he didn't fall this time?
...
@randall-bratscot baby where are you?
I said I was going shopping not excavating. I'm not going to fall in a hole in Walmart
oh thank goodness Randy, you're safe! Sorry, I get a little worried these days, what with the greggs hostage situation and all that going on. Did you get anything nice at the shops? xoxoxo
You're fucking daughter!
You left her again! IN A WALMART!!!!
Do I seriously need to give you this talk again, Hershel!?!?! TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILDREN!!!
I was looking at the stuffed animals and turned around and the papa was gone!
I’m still sad help
@theemmyaltava @jean-transcole
Oh no!! What's going on? Who do I need to beat up to make you happy?
Whoever lied about happy meals
So I have to fight God! On it! *runs at full sprint off into the distance*
Drag them back here so I can put them away for lying about happy meals!
I FOUND THEM! I FOUND THE PERSON WHO LIEAD ABOUT HAPPY MEALS! NOW... TIME TO REVEAL THEIR TRUE IDENTITY!
AKIHIRO HINO, CEO OF LEVEL 5?
It makes sense he lied about my sequel too! Just gave me an anime only in Japanese
today one of the locals called me a "dilf". i don't know the zoomer lingo, should i be worried ? please send help.
I think it means "Dedicated, Involved, Loving Father!"
Maybe if I had a dilf I wouldn’t have turned out so fucked up
lol
at least dad loves me
