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NagiReo Fics that are so fucking hilarious I want them printed on my gravestone
I Would Have Been Obsessed With You In High School
"You're amazing!â
Oh. Was this man really talking to Nagi? No one had ever called him amazing before. Especially no one this attractive. Was saving this beautiful man's phone enough for this kind of response?
âI would have been so obsessed with you high school!â
His hearts soars before he laments, wait, why not now?
Nagi is interested in the most beautiful guy on campus, but so is everyone else.
I'm back in the fucking building again
âHe went down to Egoâs office and asked him if he could stay,â Reo explains.
âAnd that worked?â Chigiri asks skeptically.
Again, perhaps if it were anyone else other than Nagi, maybe the bespeckled man might entertain it. But since itâs Nagi, Chigiri has a hard time believing Ego didnât have a blue lock man escort him out on the spot.
âNo,â Reo says, âMy treasure says Ego told him to leave.â
âAnd then?â
âI just didnât leave,â Nagi says like it was the most logical thing to do.
...
Or, Nagi gets locked off. He stays in Blue Lock anyway.
The gayest interview that youâll ever take
âNormally, Iâd do these interviews individually, butâŠâ
The interviewer doesnât finish his sentence, unsure how to describe what he is seeing. He thinks that the sight is pretty self-explanatory, but perhaps not to them.
âSo,â he starts, obviously uncomfortable; heâs still young, hasnât been doing this job for long. His superiors probably wouldnât have been fazed by this â or at least they wouldnât have showed it â but, unfortunately, he hasnât been in the field long enough to master his expressions and posture. He glances down at the notes in his hands, checking the names, even though he perfectly memorized them. âNagi Seishirou and Mikage Reo, right?â
fire burn and cauldron bubble
H-huh?â Reo squawks when he finally comes to his senses. âWait, no, Nagi, thatâs notââ
Itâs too late. Nagiâs already eased the apple out of Reoâs limp hold, and although Reo reaches for it back after a stunned pause, the pause is a little too long, heâs a little too slow, and he can do nothing but watch in ice-cold horror as Nagi bites into the appleâ
A second later, thereâs a crumpled pile of dangly limbs dozing on the ground below.
Reo steps back, a slight shriek slipping out of him unconsciously when Nagi so suddenly collapses to the ground. Isagi startles, too, fumbling backwards as he gapes at the scene in front of him.
âYouâwhatââ he splutters. âWere you trying to poison me?â
---
or, Reo accidentally poisons Nagi. the cure? true love's kiss, of course.
hypersthene
Reo,â he says, squinting at Reo with a narrowed gaze. âReo.â
â...is that the only thing he says when heâs drunk?â Chigiri asks. âYour name?â
I hope so, Reo doesnât say. Itâs been nearly a year since Nagi last got drunk, and yet the memory remains crystal clear in Reoâs mind. But surely Nagiâs tolerance had improved since then, right?
âHe just doesnât like it when Iâm notâŠâ Reo trails off. He places his hand back on Nagiâs head, and Nagi quietens with a soft sigh. âSee?â
Chigiri stares at him with something akin to horror and maybe a bit of pity. âI need another drink,â he declares, reaching for the bottle again.
---
or, Nagi is a very, very, very, very, very clingy drunk.
nutmeg
"Hey, you ended up meeting Reo, right?â
At Reoâs name, Nagi straightens in his seat. âYeah,â he says, looking infinitely more alert. Chigiri has a sinking suspicion he knows exactly where this is headed. âI talked with him a while ago. He seemsâŠâ
He trails off. His eyes turn watery and wistful. Chigiri almost gags.
âOkay, I get it,â he says quickly. He should have predicted this, he guesses. Reo was incredibly popular with almost everyone at the school, and the new transfer definitely wasnât the exception. Poor guy had no idea he was about to get his heart broken. Reo was as notorious for being liked as he was for getting rejected by.
Steve/Bucky Fic Recs: Follows the MCU Canon until it gets like gets 10xs more interesting Edition
winter wheat, sunflower peat
In the dead of the night, a man pulls over for a hitchhiker.
bigger man
For the first couple decades of his life, Steve had wanted nothing more than to be bigger than he was.
Sometimes though, these days, he finds himself wishing for the opposite.
there's nothing left of you
Buckyâs having a hard time reconciling Captain America with the friend he left behind in Brooklyn. Itâs bad enough that every time he closes his eyes he sees the inside of a torture chamber. Now, every time he opens them again, he sees a stranger with Steve Rogersâ eyes and smile.
A Helping Hand
After everything Bucky has been through in his too long life, it seems especially cruel that even now, safe and sound in Steve's spare room, he still can't find the relief that he craves. Oh he's tried, of course. He's tried everything, but no matter what he does or how he does it he can't fucking come. Honestly this might just be one of the worst things Hydra ever did to him and they didn't even do it on purpose.
So, as much as he hates to admit it, he knows he's going to need a little help if he's ever going to get past whatever psychological snares Hydra have left behind and who better to assist him than Captain America himself? Besides, Steve has always gone above and beyond when it comes to Bucky, so perhaps he won't mind too much if he's asked to lend a hand this time too...
Hazard Pay ****** FAV AUTHOR********
Bucky wanders the hall outside, dazed, and finds himself in a supply closet three doors down. He sits on a box of spare boots and tries to process the fact that the United States Army has just, by official fiat, authorized him to fuck Steve Rogers.
No. Not fuck. "Provide specialized support." He wonders if there'll be paperwork. Two copies for the S.S.R. and one for the Brits.
They can put that on his gravestone: James Buchanan Barnes, Here Lies A Good Soldier Who Took More Than One For The Team.
Strays
After finding himself alone for the first time in decades, the Winter Soldier learns how to be a person again. Mostly through caring for an orphaned kitten, countless rounds of YouTube roulette, and stalking Captain America.
Or: Bucky Barnes, accidental millennial.
how cold steel is (and keen with hunger)********FAV********
There is a man who lives inside the Soldierâs head.
The Soldier does not know much about the man. The man is an American, and he fought in one of the few twentieth-century wars the Soldier had notâif only because he did not exist yet. At some point, a war pitted their home countries against each other, but that did not put much of a damper on things. They are good friends.
Here is how the Winter Soldier dies: the resurrection of James Barnes.
In honor of the rumours floating around that Marvel is turning Charles and Erik into brothers for their next movie...here are 6 more super awesome and amazing Cherik fics written by super awesome and amazing human beings because fuck the MCU Pt 2
An Exercise in Frustration
Erik Lehnsherr's latest critically-acclaimed film Shame features a full-frontal nudity scene. His long-suffering husband Charles is really very peeved about it.
irreconcilable differences (make for surprisingly good bedfellows)
Tonight on The Evening Report with Malcolm Stevens, noted geneticist and mutant equality proponent Dr. Charles Xavier faces off with the infamous mutant rights activist Magneto in a live televised debate over the Genetic Nondiscrimination Act.
(At least, if they can stop flirting long enough to stay on topic.)
Replay
After Magneto of an X2-ish future succeeds in the unthinkable, Charles sends his consciousness back to 1962 to guide Erik away from the path that will lead to the genocide of the human race forty years hence.
Charles knows that Erik has always loved him, and intends to use this knowledge + sex to seduce Erik away from his ideals in his youth.
There's no way this well-thought-out, sensible, debugged and 100% bulletproof plan can possibly go wrong.
Charles Xavier's Very Bad, No Good, Yet In A Way Lucky Day At The Supermarket (Warning: Emergency Pull Tab Remix)
Charles is drunk. Very, very drunk. He is also at the supermarket with his sister, helping her with her shopping. What could go wrong?
lucky, lucky you (i am fortuneâs fool)
Charles buys a houseplant to prove to his therapist that he can take care of something. Single father Erik sells them at the local farmerâs market every Saturday.
Three Kinds of Learning
Erik intends to recruit Raven's supposedly amazing, all-powerful older brother. Instead, he finds himself dealing with Charles Xavier, a weak, tweed-addled professor who seems to think powers don't matter nearly as much as personality. Erik's misconceptions are blown apart when Raven goes missing.
Meaningful Looks that Mean Some Sort of Meaning, Why?
It all starts when Isagi attempts to follow Rin's training regimen, pushes himself further than his physical capabilities, then nearly drowns in the bathtub. The confusion only quickly snowballs from there.
limit testing gone wrong.
Isagi's always been fond of testing his limits. It just happens that, this time, the limit he's trying to test is perhaps not one that ought to be tested.
Or: Apparently, Isagi can't say no to Bachira.
take me away, sunray
When Bachira smiles, a single dimple appears on the left side of his cheek, Isagi notices, and it makes his smile appear a bit lopsided. Itâs kind of endearing.
âYou donât have any friendship bracelets,â Bachira quips, bringing Isagiâs wrist close to his face, like he might find an invisible bracelet there.
âUm, no. I donât,â Isagi stammers, and Bachira cocks his head to the side.
âWeâll have to change that now, wonât we!â He lets go of Isagiâs wrist, and Isagi can still feel the phantom warmth of Bachiraâs palm against his skin.
*
Of spending the summer far away from home and finding Bachira Meguru.
Our Missing Piece
Thereâs a monster inside me, that only comes out and talks when Iâm playing football. It rarely talks, only gives directions, but in that moment⊠my monster told me, âPass to him. He has a monster inside too.â
A shudder runs through Isagi. The other boy has seen through him, to a part of his psyche he has been unable to connect with since. Because, why had Isagi chosen to eliminate Kira with seconds on the clock? That part of him is remote, a stranger even to himself. It was a boy capable of such remorseless self-service that the moniker of âmonsterâ seems all too fitting.
At this point, Bachira drops the pretence of training. Isagi has no hope of retrieving the ball from him. Instead, Bachira thoughtlessly bounces it, keeping it airborne with a flick of his ankle or knee. âIâm glad I came to Blue Lock,â he says simply, expression open and guileless. âSince I could meet my soulmate.â
Blood rushes in Isagiâs ears. He stumbles, catching himself before he trips over his own feet. âExâexcuse me?â
What does it mean when your soulmark doesn't fade, despite meeting a stranger with golden eyes that speaks to the darkest part of you? That's for Isagi to find out!
Sunshine Blend
For Isagi, life in college was a stressful affair.
With an annoying roommate, fast-approaching deadline, and a broken coffee vending machine, he was almost at his wit's end.
Desperate for his daily dose of caffeine, Isagi found himself inside a rundown coffee shop just across the street.
And holy coffee, the guy at the counter was really cute.
Alternatively, Isagi Yoichi was a stressed college student, but now, he's got coffee and a crush.
In honor of the rumours floating around that Marvel is turning Charles and Erik into brothers for their next movie...here are 5 more super awesome and amazing Cherik fics written by awesome and amazing human beings because fuck the MCU
just for you
Charles is a baker who makes decadent, beautiful, fancy cakes and pastries, and Erik is his mysterious recurrent customer.
preheat to 350 (just for you remix)
Charles realizes he's in love with Erik. But there's one tiny little problem: he just broke up with Erik.
how erik learned how to find charles in a crowd
Erik has always been aware of metal. Erik has also always been aware of Charles.
Better Than the Movies
Charles and Erik broke up. After a few months of break up sex and fruitless efforts to fix things, Erik thinks it might be time to move on (or at least try to). Naturally, this goes well for everyone involved.
This far but no further
âLorna, this is Erik. Can you say hi?â
Lorna peeks out at him and mumbles, âHi.â
âSheâs cute,â Erik comments.
I know, Charles thinks. She looks like you.
Or: the one where Charles doesnât tell Erik that joining the mile high club resulted in a baby.
Curve Fitting
The weird thing is, Charles always introduces Raven as his sister, but he never calls Erik his brother. Erik would be bothered, except he prefers not to think of Charles as his brother, either. He canât figure it out for four years, and then suddenly he can.
Or. A non-powered AU in which Sharon Xavier never remarries, and Charles 'adopts' not only Raven, but Erik too.
The line between
It's the only kind of ritual Charles has ever wanted. If heâs going to survive a week in Westchester without torching the house and everyone in it, he needs Erik. If it's tanked a relationship or two, it's not a big deal - not many people, it turns out, are fine with him disappearing for weeks over Christmas, let alone refusing to stop sleeping with his best friend while heâs at it. Apparently, that doesnât qualify as âemotionally available.â
seishirou nagi's guide to make your friend fall for you through flirting
"Your eyes are like the toilet," Nagi says. "Toilet water," he adds as an afterthought.
Somewhere in his office, Ego chokes on his coffee.
Reo's frozen, a polite smile plastered on his face.
"... Sorry?"
Nagi wants to say something about the toilet flushing and spiralling water and how Reo's eyes are similar with how hypnotizing they are andâand Nagi realizes that one, explaining all this to Reo would be too much of a hassle, and two, maybe a fucking toilet was not the best thing to compare to Reo's eyes.
"Nevermind," Nagi mumbles.
Or: 5 times Nagi tries different ways to flirt with Reo (spoilers: none of them work) and one time he succeeds. Kind of.
Devil in a New Dress
Or Alternatively, Nagi Seishirou's Guide to Bagging the Nepo Baby you Accidentally Fumbled when you have Zero Emotional Awareness Skills and Negative Rizz
____
He tightens his grip, and itâs got to be absolutely painful at this point, but maybe thatâs what finally does it because Reo finally relaxes against him, sinks into his embrace, and asks,
âWhy?â
The hardest part of being in love with your best friend, Nagiâs tired mind realizes, has to be understanding where the lines are. When you love someone so fully, so completely, so singularly, itâs hard to know where someone ends and another starts. Nagi and Reo have been bleeding into each other's veins since theyâve known each other.
How the fuck do you convey something like that with words?
Reo is wondering why and Nagi has no words.
if you love him let him go (and come back, occasionally, for sex)
âIâm not throwing you away,â Nagi says. â...besides, thatâs that, and this is this.â
âWhat is this then?â Reo asks him, still trembling with anger.
âSex,â Nagi answers.
Yeah, it is sex. Itâs just sex. Itâs not a promise to play soccer together and see the top of the world, to be together forever. Itâs just something they started doing because it was fun and they were riding the highs of winning and because Nagi Seishirou was stupidly tall and broad and had the gentlest eyes even when he was saying the stupidest fucking thing.
Or, Nagi didn't realize not choosing Reo in the Second Selection meant no more hooking up. Reo didn't realize Nagi was that dumb.
Law of Attraction
According to Barou, âReoâ is the last thing Nagi says before he goes to sleep, the first thing he says when he wakes up, and is the word that is probably the most used in the white haired boyâs vocabulary. Come to think of it, itâs likely his favorite all together, with the amount of times that he says it.
Bachira has come up with the theory that Nagi might just actually explode if he canât say it every few minutes. Thereâs no doubt in Isagiâs mind that when Nagi isnât talking about Reo, heâs probably thinking about him.
Proposal Quotes to Use For Your Soccer Sweetheart [100% Success Rate]
Suddenly, Nagi could see Reo's eyes widen for a second. A pause too long for it to be a regular occurence. As he glances around the table he could see the others wear exasperated expressions.
âŠDid Nagi just blurt out a proposal?
Before he can take the words back, Reo breaks into a sun-bright grin. âBut of course! Anything for my treasure!â
Or,
Nagi accidentally proposes to Reo using Japanese womenâs number one most hated proposal quote. To Nagiâs surprise, Reo accepts!
Kissing Guide
âCould you teach me?â
Reo pauses again, then levels Nagi with a bewildered stare, as if not very sure he heard him clearly. He wets his lips, and Nagi blankly follows the gesture with unblinking eyes.
âTeach you what?â
âHow to kiss.â
Or: Nagi is told that Reo must have kissed a lot of people before since he's so popular. For some reason, that doesn't sit well with him.
nagi seishirou's guide to reaping offseason rewards
âYouâre unbelievable,â Reo sighs, nothing but resigned fondness in his tone. âYou only become this much of a sloth when I start losing my muscle definition.â
âItâs not losing definition,â Nagi corrects, sinking further into the warmth. âItâs optimizing for my comfort. Youâre becoming plush. The density is perfect. Itâs like a super-exclusive, limited-edition seasonal feature, just for me.â
(Or: The transition from the intense training of the regular football season to the quiet rest of the off-season is defined for Nagi Seishirou by one singular, crucial metric: the softening of his boyfriendâs thighs.)
The first time he meets Bachira outside their assigned dormitory for some after-hours training, Isagi views it as a mutually-beneficial arrangement, ready to make the most of it by learning a thing or two from this exceptionally talented, yet undeniably odd dribblerâwhile friendly and perhaps a little too touchy-feely, Bachira Meguru doesnât fail to give Isagi the chills. Thereâs nothing more to it, really; theyâre supposed to head in, practice shooting and passing, and then leave. No pointless talking or getting to know each other on a deeper level.
That was the initial idea.
Turns out that Bachira is quite the chatterbox. He also proves to be exceptionally hard to, well, not like.
Bachira Meguru falls hard, but Isagi Yoichi falls harder.
laid my heart bare with intention
His fingers stray under the hem of Isagi's sleepshirt, stealing that coveted bare-skin contact until his palm is full of Isagi's back, pinky finger resting against the mole there. It makes Isagi's breath hitch, almost in the same stutter he makes when he gets that midnight need to sneak out for the practice field.
isbc fluff for the request: "Bachira's usually affectionate touches have been getting more intimately. Confusingly, Isagi has just been going along with it."
wake up babe new @puzzlevision tweet just dropped****AMAZING AND CUTIE PIE****
"Make like, a twitter account to talk about how much you love Bachira and leave me alone," Chigiri jokes one day. "I can only listen to so many rants about his thighs before I go insane."
A few hours later, Isagi is typing out 'puzzlevision' on a Create New Account screen. Surely this can only go well.
(or: isagi creates a twitter account to gush about his boyfriend, gains popularity and reveals his relationship to the world. mostly in that order and mostly accidentally.)
i already know
Still, even then, Isagi hisses: âCut it out, youâre gonna wake someone up!â And then: âI thought I was dreaming first, but youâre actually here, arenât you?â
the noise before victory*****The Au of All Aus***
Four universes where the Blue Lock project never took off and one where it did...
The Namikaze High team was leaving the changing-rooms now, joking amongst themselvesâbut #8, the star of the match, wasnât with them. Isagi frowned. He picked up his sports bag and inched towards the changing-room exits. And there was Bee-Boy, hands in his pockets, going all the other way around by his lonesome.
âHey!â he called out, unsure of what exactly he was doing himself. âHey, you, waââ
Orange Juice***Must Read if in the fandom***
Isagi Yoichi returns to Japan in preparation for the summer Olympics for the first time in three years, and Meguru finds him again.
trust me (with my teeth around your neck)
When he meets Isagi, the monster under his skin purrs. He looks at him and wants to touch every part of him and tear him up in the same breath. Then, something else also starts to stir (or perhaps it was always there).
aka a brief study on Meguru Bachira, and how he falls in lust (and love) with Yoichi Isagi.
the space between
Three years ago, Bachira and Isagi broke up before moving to different countries. Now, Bachira learns what it means to grow up and find the courage to try again.
Alternatively: How not to get over your ex-boyfriend, a ten-step guide brought to you by Bachira Meguru.
hey baby, i think i wanna marry you
"We should get married."
Or the one where Isagi and Bachira fail to elope.
Sideline Love Story
****OBSESSED WITH EVERY UPDATE****
While visiting his family in Japan during the off-season, 25-year-old Bastard MĂŒnchen player Isagi "volunteers" to coach his nephew's U-6 team. Enter: the most high-maintenance crew of soccer dads ever to make a scene on the sidelines. Although one of the kids has an older brother who Isagi wouldn't mind getting to know better...
Meanwhile, J League star Bachira, his arm and his heart both freshly broken, tries to convince himself that while love is fleeting, his monster is forever.
These bitches are soooo messy and fucked up, I'm like obsessed lmao
as long as we're out in the sun
Three weeks until Michael leaves for Madrid. There it is, close enough to touch; everything heâd ever wanted.
further than they thought I'd go
It feels good to hurt Alexis. That doesnât mean Michael wants him, or needs him. It doesnât mean Michael needs anybody. It doesnât mean anything at all.
so long, mr. wrong
The reporter almost crashed into him, mic rustling unpleasantly on the live broadcast. âHuh? So the breakup didn't influence you? Maybe a new flame, then? Trouble in paradise?â
Kaiser turned. Slowly. Deliberately. He bent down until his lips hovered right above the mic - the correct way, not the typical yards-away disdain fans were used to.
âThere is no breakup.â
Ness pulled away, and Kaiser didnât pull back. Leashes werenât meant to strangle, but this one slipped right off.
I hope this email finds you well. I am writing to you regarding the division of our properties.
Kaiser and Ness got divorced and remarried thrice. Now that Ness is threatening Kaiser with a fourth one Kaiser has had enough.
capitulation
"What the fuck are you doing here?" Kaiser asks indifferently, turning the page of a magazine. "Came for more?"
He doesn't get an answer. Kaiser can feel his back tense up, feeling the foreign presence behind. "Well? I'm waiting."
Ness remains unresponsive to his question. He silently walks around the couch, pausing for a moment, and then kneels down. With his side vision, Kaiser catches flashes of his movements - how Ness rests his elbows on the couch, how, falteringly, he lowers his head on them, how the heat of his breath reaches Kaiser's thighs. He does not touch Kaiser himself, though - he would never risk it.
Finally he speaks, quiet and lost. "I've missed you."
Kaiser always knew that's how it'd end. The only thing he hasn't thought through is what will come after.
nonsense night
"Iâm serious, you canât. Iâll wash your ugly coat and return it, but you can't enter. I am engaged. If Kaiser finds out I let you in-"
Throughout the whole night Yoichi had been so, so strong, but this time he couldn't hold back from facepalming. If mermaid tales, U.F.O. sightings and vampires were part of humanityâs greatest mysteries, then the thought process of Alexis Ness regarding all things Michael Kaiser followed close behind.
Trusting two highly dysfunctional adults to solve their own relationship problems was the first mistake and Yoichi, slightly drunk, involving himself in that dispute the second one.
flames so hot that they turn blue
Ness didnât even notice the shift of tone and continued, âYeah, Gessner was craving them but didn't feel like peeling them, so I just did it for him. Anyway, on the way back to practice I saw a family of squirrels crossing the street and-
âMight as well fuck him, then.â Kaiser interrupted.
Kaiser's odd sense of jealousy throughout six years with (and one year without) Ness.
Holding His Hair Back
Kaiser helps Ness get drunk so that he can hold his hair back later.
implausible deniability
âAlex,â Michael says. His voice is quiet. He looks down, but he canât see Alexis like this. The moon doesnât shine. Everythingâs drenched in darkness. âI fucking hate all these lies. I want to hear you say it. Now. Here.â His left hand hangs by his side, cold and hot at the same time, and he withstands the urge to ball it into a fist.
Alexisâ breath is the only thing visible in the half-light. It comes out in small puffs of foggy air.
Alexisâ behavior has been bizarre for weeks now. Michael thinks that there's only one possible explanation: Heâs about to end things with Michael. But if thereâs a possible explanation, that always means thereâs an impossible explanation as well.
and i know you said that we're not talking, but
Unsent WhatsApp messages.
One Missed Call
âHowâd they compare?â
Apprehension seeped back into Alexis, his hands retreating by a few centimeters. He looked genuinely confused. âWhatâŠâ
Michael smirked. âThose girls. The ones you killed.â
You know what happens when you assume.
Try Again
âYouâre drunk,â he murmurs, low and rough. âWill you remember this tomorrow?â
âIâm not that drunk anymore,â Ness says. Looks at Kaiserâs mouth and licks his lip. âI need you, Kaiser. My head hurtsââ
OR
Kaiserâs mid-throw, a lamp clutched over his head and aimed at the darkened television, when his phone vibrates.
helpme, Nessâs text reads.
house of cards
He labelled the list with numbers and sorted it into blocks, from the easiest (don't call Kaiser anywhere) to the hardest (get along with Yoichi). And, okay, maybe he went too far here, but that's for Kaiser, right? He deserves all the best, including a good-looking list of things Ness needs to fix about himself.
Helluva Hullabaloo (The Big Gay Mutant Miracle Baby Remix)
Charles probably shouldn't have put off telling Erik that he was joking about being pregnant.
The Last Love Song & Testament of Charles F. Xavier
When Erik is accused of domestic terrorism, Charles has no choice but to marry him to keep him out of jail.
The Apparent Trap
So much has changed for David recently: after spending the summer on his fatherâs book tour, he and Dad are closer than ever. In a special mutant program on Saturdays, heâs learning a ton about mutant historyâand he even made a new friend, Wanda.
Unfortunately, Wandaâs twin brother, Pietro, seems to love tormenting himâso much that their parents are called in. David had thought his biggest worries were Pietroâs pranks and his ongoing crush on his classmate, Teddy. But none of them could have predicted what would happen when their fathers wound up in a room together...
Repeat Offenses
âPrickly bits asideâhell, for the two of them, prickly bits includedâit almost felt like a date. Which is stupid on multiple fronts. Grudgingly buying your ex a meal after he grudgingly bails you out of jail is obviously not a date.â
Five times Charles bailed Erik out of jailâand one time he didnât.
out of my league
Charles Xavier leads an extraordinary career in professional soccer until an injury leaves him with no choice but to retire into coaching. When he unexpectedly encounters his ex-husband at a national football conference, the two are forced to reconcile their differences on human-mutant coexistenceâand parenting.
Someone out there is breaking his best friendâs heart, and Mike is absolutely determined to find the girl responsible and put a stop to it.
...If only people would stop looking at him like heâs the worldâs biggest idiotâand actually take him seriouslyâthis would all be a lot easier.
Problem Solving and Accidental Matchmaking: A Guide by Dustin Henderson
âThat is dumb.â She blinked. âI do not care if Will brings a boy. Will is Will. He is kind. He should be able to go with us and a boy and have fun.â
âExactly!â Dustin snaps. âWhich is why Iâm asking Will to be my prom date!â
Or
Dustin Henderson has a plan.
It is a good plan.
The fact that it may cause emotional fallout, accidental matchmaking, and unforeseen consequences is not his fault
red light, yellow light, green-a-light go
IAN! @poppytuft: someone write fic where they all go to the party that night after their campaign and mike and will make out in the bathroom bc Will says I hate your hair like this. please let me fix it. and heâs running his hands through mikes hair and he goes oh. OH. donât give a fuuuuck
IAN! @poppytuft: Dustin henderson kat stratford ten things i hate about you dancing on the kitchen table moment while mike and will are dry humping in the bathroom. Who cares anymore
IAN! @poppytuft: I'm doing it myself
(or: the party DOES go to Stacyâs party, and mike and will get so gay off that vodka)
The Award for the Most Charming Todoroki Brotherly Bonding Fic Goes to.....
fraternal bonding for dummies
âI will now tell you gossip about my classmates.â Shouto uses the word 'gossip' like itâs the first time heâs using the word in a sentence, which may very well be true. âShinsou is my teacherâs son.
âI donât even know who your teacher is,â Touya says.
âThatâs why I made a presentation.â
Shouto has taken it upon himself to bond with his family members and Touya is no exception.
Atsumu has a hickey, and it's not Kiyoomi's problem.
They've been broken up for months and they haven't had sex in weeks, so it shouldn't matter that someone who wasn't Kiyoomi left a mark on his body, right?
Right?
how to NOT fall in love with your flatmate's twin
Kiyoomi has a third epiphany: Miya is, most likely, his friend. Which means that Motoya isnât his only friend anymore, which also means Motoya is now his best friend. Kiyoomi hates it here.
Kiyoomi and Osamu are flatmates, the student life is not rose-colored, and Atsumu shows up at the most unexpected times in the most expected places. Kiyoomi is... dealing with it.
Breaking News: Most Eligible Bachelor Who? Miya Atsumu Spotted Getting No Bitches
Atsumu just watches him, dumbfounded, mouth hanging open as Sakusa makes his way over to him. Then he watches some more, because Sakusa is falling onto his dateâs seat and slamming the small bouquet in his hands on the table.
Heâs here. He came.
In which Atsumu gets stood up, then scores the date he actually wanted to go on.
blame game
So maybe Atsumu swore, in front of the gods and Osamu and Sakusa and one-quarter of EJP Raijin, that he could make it a year without hooking up. Lesser men have done more. Atsumu has never stuck to a New Year's resolution in his life that wasn't related to volleyball, but he's a big boy now with grown-up convictions.
If only Sakusa wasn't making it so fucking hard to stay strong.
easy to love
Onigiri Miyas
Knock yer socks off good food by Chefs Atsumu Osamu Atsumu and Osamu Atsumu Osamu
Taking out his phone, Kiyoomi calls the only number in his contacts. Motoya picks up immediately.
âWhy have you sent me to the middle of nowhere to review what appears to be the most dysfunctional restaurant in Hyogo? Oh and, by the way, Iâve only seen their sign so far,â he sighs.
Over the Oxer and Under the Time Limit (for our first clear round)
Regina had stood on the town line and held her hand. Had pressed with aching tenderness on her pulse and promised Emma new memories and a good life.
So why was she waking up in her bed in Storybrooke with neither? Instead, all she has is a missing year, a distraught son, a town ready to tear itself apart, an empty mansion on Mifflin Street with a mysterious green barrier, and...And a grainy picture from a poorly scanned page from an equestrian magazine. A picture of a woman living halfway across the country who has a familiar face, a life free of strife, and, buried somewhere in her lost memories, all the answers.
OR
The one in which Regina finally catches a break and Emma has to take it away from her. Can she do it? Does she even have a choice?
Western/Cowgirl AU (kinda sorta - itâs complicated)
5 Times Bucky Tricked Steve Into Washing His Hair +1 Time He Didnât Have To Ask
During the worst of his recovery, Steve used to wash Buckyâs hair for him. Now, Bucky is a semi-stable hundred year old man who can bathe all by himself⊠but he misses Steve washing his hair for him. Asking for it? Out of the question. Lies, subterfuge, and expertly crafted machinations to manipulate Steveâs big, soapy hands right where he wants them? Much more Buckyâs style.
we leave through the fire
They called the soldier into a training room where he saw his son hanging upside down on the ceiling.
âHi Papa!â He cheered, waving with a big smile even though the soldier never gave one back.
âLook, Soldat, your son is a miracle,â an agent cackled, yellow teeth shining in the fluorescent lights, âcrawling the walls like a little spider!â
***
The soldier doesnât remember his sonâs birth or how he came to be. He doesnât remember bedding a woman and watching her belly swell, but they said the boy was his. He does know that he will protect and teach the boy within the confines of their cell walls. Even when the handlers berate him. Even when the good guys take him away.
Metal Skin
He shrugs again. âItâs not on my record. Have Protestant on my dog tags in case of capture. It was what we did,â he says, more offhand than he feels, and heâs not sure if thatâs a lie or not. It was certainly what he did. But he doesnât have it in himself to feel cowardly about it anymore. He was trying to get home to Steve. He knows he would make the same choice over and over again if he had to.
OR Bucky lies about his next of kin for his dog tags, and things kind of spiral from there
Ready to Comply
The asset's orders at the end of The Winter Soldier weren't to kill Captain America, but to capture him, so that he could be wiped and turned into another asset. The asset has succeeded in that mission, capturing its target and taking him back to the Hydra base. But the Hydra soldiers are dead, captured, or fled, so there is no one there to give the asset new orders.
Alone with its captive, the asset has no instructions on how it is meant to act. But the more time it spends with its target, the more old protocols start to assert themselves, like the protocol that when that face is hurt and bleeding, the asset is supposed to clean away the blood.
Poltergeists
When the helicarriers blow up and the Winter Soldier goes on the run, he takes Steve with him. He's got a name written in Morse code on the inside of his arm, a ton of questions he doesn't know how to ask, and now, a new handler with absolutely zero sense of self-preservation to contend with. Life is hard.
In which Bucky tries to figure out whether he's a human being, Steve does everything he can to keep from losing him again, and there are lots of explosions.
Knife Skills
The money he'd stolen from Hydra has almost run out when he finds a black piece of card stock with blocky capital letters stapled to a telephone pole:
FUNNEL NO. 9
DO YOU HAVE KNIFE SKILLS?
WE NEED YOU
And then below, there's a phone number.
Knife skills? I have knife skills, he thinks. That part is pretty self-explanatory, though he has no idea what Funnel No. 9 could mean. He doesn't really want to get back into the hitman business, but needs must, and Bucky Barnes is a practical man.