Yikes

Yeah sorry i was gone i was eating glass. yeah it was evidence. yeah the one with poison in it. anyway-

[mokadevs]

eustace winner learns about pride flags

[lizardsfromspace]

Still the greatest magazine cover of all time. Why are they framed in shadow. Why is the text so stark. Why is this being framed like the poster with the villains on it for a superhero movie. This summer: a new sexual identity emerges. The bisexuals will change the hierarchy of the DC Universe forever

[parakeet]

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

[bearthethirdwheel]

Please, how do you know this?

[parakeet]

quicksand does not have any hands

[frankensteins-mt-dew]

[depsidase]

[suddenly-a-possum]

[skulduggery201]

[skulduggery201]

[wuwojiti]

[eggshellsareeat]

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

[whereserpentswalk]

[unstickyhunter]

[curiousauthor]

[aviatoons]

[narcissistcookbook]

someone should invent a waking up that feels good

[narcissistcookbook]

you know what. i made this bed and now i have to lie in it.

[narcissistcookbook]

this is the worst thing that has ever happened

[liittlecreatures1985]

i love the way civil asset forfeiture cases are phrased

[liittlecreatures1985]

[paperplateprose]

the phrases "holy shit two cakes," "fuck it we ball," and "perfect is the enemy of good" bounce around in my cavernous skull like ping pong pachinko. occasionally one of them will land on a big red button labeled "write" and that is when 1000 words emerge from me and splooge all over my document

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

re: that recent post an interesting thing about being an any pronouns user is that most cishet people will hear that and immediately go "oh thank god I can just call you the normal girl pronouns" and many queer people will go "okay got it I'll use they/them and apologize if I ever fuck up and use a different one" and it's like. okay. you're actually both kind of whiffing it in different ways.

[itmightbehere]

Art done by Isabella Watling, shared by Rian Johnson

[astrotheyge]

"The hearts of men are easily corrupted." Wake Up Dead Man (2025) & Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

Bonus for @mykingdomforasong:

[cherryysocks]

...forgive me, Grace.

[angstandhappiness]

DUDE

[caveatum]

hello tumblr wudm fandom ))

[peachfromcmbyn]

It really might happen this year. I have a feeling.

[peachfromcmbyn]

Look I hope everybody has lesbian sex and gets their license and moves out and whatever but this post is about one thing only and you guys are diluting its power. No offense I hope that all happens but this post needs to be aimed at one point and it can't move.

[tzikeh]

[5weekdays]

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

[5weekdays]

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

[5weekdays]

who was that.

[5weekdays]

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

[theconcealedweapon]

[aceattorneygamesfan]

I'm sure there must be some scene from AA that would be perfect for December 24th, but I don't know which one

[thelvadams]

PHOENIX WRIGHT: ACE ATTORNEY (2001)

Do you realize what this means? When he heard the gunshot, it was still Christmas Eve!!!