you and i are earth

my name is kat. this is my primary blog. she/her, 25, american hick, tumblr veteran, sentimentalist.

[pseudocapsicum]

spongebob is like an insect stuck in amber he's so beautiful

[barbrapleeez]

[angelicguy]

talking to my infant son like im a youtuber

[looking4myson]

Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

DM:  “The orc captain fires his bow, and…that’s a hit.  And he rushes, and…hit.  And, bonus move, and…oh jeez that’s a *big* hit.  I’m sorry, man.”

Player, sadly pulling out a fresh character sheet:   “Eh, it’s alright.  I guess in the next act y'all are gonna meet Boromir’s brother Faramir.”

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I just lost six followers

[ladytengen]

[oilpalette]

Moonlit Kitten, 2026 by Brazilian artist Daniel Arthur

[merriweatherpostpavilion]

received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

[fgrobichiko]

the fucking eagles got him

[escuerzoresucitado]

[deathandmysticism]

Minerva Britanna, or, A garden of heroical devices, 1612

[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[phlebasthebroenician]

[xanaxfarts]

Assortment of SpongeBob SquarePants episode title cards (1999)

[depsidase]

[adrygoblnn]

[mothrabbit]

[bbbbeablesboys]

[iwontallowit]

[j4ya]

lasanyer

[dinkywinks]

god, it’s so crazy we all have bones… like, just these big hard rods holding our meat up. that’s so fucking wild, i can’t believe it

[rolodextra]

one of the main reasons i don’t want to get pregnant is i can’t handle the idea of growing bones and not keeping them

[dinkywinks]

this is a very reasonable concern. you go to all that trouble growing new bones and then some shitlord infant steals them out from under you. disgraceful