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Okay so imagine your Standard Medieval European Fantasy Setting™. Now imagine there’s no magic. Like there’s still a concept of it sure, with superstitions and all that. But you will never encounter an actual wizard or anything.
But you know what is in this otherwise-fantasy setting? Superpower mutations.
Sir Lawrence, the otherwise unremarkable knight who once outran his own horse and traveled four hours without rest to alert his lord of another lord’s treason and impending invasion.
The Sage of the North is shrouded in rumor and mystery; some say he is a holy man, blessed by God and able to work miracles. Others think he is closer to a witch than a priest, and still others believe he is simply a sage and healer whose skill has grown unrivaled in his old age. In comparison to these stories, the known fact that he lives beneath a freezing waterfall unbothered by the cold or lack of air barely raises any interest.
Scandinavian folklore is often Like That, there’s a whole subgenre of “hero collects men with really specific skills to win the hand of the princess” (like a guy who can run so fast you can’t see him move, a guy who can hear stuff on the other side of the world, and a guy who can shoot an arrow through an acorn from 10 miles away) and it’s not counted as sorcery but as just those guys can Do That.
Round Table of Guys Who Can Do That
“My liege, I knoweth a guy.”
This is earth shattering, I can’t believe there are people, who don’t think in sentences??? What the fuck is an abstract non-verbal thot? Y’all hoes think in Pictionary???? What the fuck
You’re telling me there are people who actually think in sentences? Like full ass grammatical sentences?
Some of yall dont think in full sentences?
my nonverbal ass is shook bc apparently (according to the replies) people who think in sentences also read in mental sentences... like when ur reading it’s as if there is a voice inside their heads reading it as if out loud. w i l d
This animation took so long to do, and all because my computer wanted to crash ninety times while I was animating.
Credit for the designs goes to Carey Pietsch, content and voices belong to the McElroys. Animation is all me.
my bio prof: which parasite caused the potato famine?
the tiny desperate tired voice in my head: don’t say the english, it’s correct, but don’t say it
Okay so upon watching Bernie’s statement I want to put a couple facts out there:
Bernie states he will no longer be actively campaigning
he states he will remain on the ballot and encourages you to continue to vote for him and gather delegates to make our voices and sway known
he will not be campaigning on another ballot (independent or Green Party ballot)
The media is continuing is campaign of misinformation to damage Bernies viability. Do not let them fool you. He is not going anywhere. He is merely shifting his focus to continue to help Americans through this pandemic.
Two kitties with Cerebellar Hyperplasia. Essentially they just wobble in unison, but can still enjoy life to the fullest with one another
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itty bitty boys
mississippi boys
inner city boys
i like the
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with the bow tie
get your nails did
let it blow dry
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rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:
This is magenta, and not pink. Unlike pink, magenta doesn’t actually exist. Our brain just invents magenta to serve as what it considers a logical bridge between red and violet, which each exist at opposite ends of a linear spectrum.
TL;DR this color is fake (and also I hate it)
Wait til you learn about Stygean Blue
Your brain is a badly-designed hot mess of bootstrapped chemistry that will tell you that all kinds of shit is happening that has no correlation to physical reality, including time travel. It just makes things up. Your brain is guessing about what’s happening when your eyes saccade, what’s happening in your blind spot, and what the majority of the visible light spectrum looks like, and you don’t know it’s happening because it doesn’t aid your survival to become aware that a lot of what you see is fake.
The human eye only has three types of color sensitive cones, which detect red, blue, and green light. Your brain is making up every other color you perceive.
Let’s have a little fun with that thought. This is the visible spectrum of light.
You will of course note that yellow is on the chart. Yellow has a discreet wavelength, and is therefore a distinct physical color. But we can’t see it.
“Sorry, what the fuck?”
What we call yellow is just what our brain shrugs and spits out when our red and green cones are equally stimulated. We have light receptors that can pick up on the physical spectrum of light we call yellow: that’s why yellow things don’t just look like moving black blocks to us. But your brain has no fucking idea what the color yellow looks like.
Some animals have eyes that can perceive the color yellow! Goldfish have a yellow cone in their eyes. If they could talk, they could tell us what yellow looks like. But we wouldn’t be able to understand it.
What your brain actually sees of the color spectrum:
We can measure the wavelength of light, so we know that when we see ‘yellow,’ we are seeing light in that 550-ish nanometers range. But we don’t have a cone in our eyes that can pick that up. Your brain just has a very consistent guess about what color that wavelength of light could be. We decided to name that guess ‘yellow.’ We can’t imagine what yellow really looks like any more than a dog can imagine the color red.
Here’s the funny thing: your brain is never perceiving just one photon of light at a time. Something like 2*10⁸ photons per second are hitting your retina under normal conditions. Your brain doesn’t individually process all of them. So it averages them out. It grabs a bunch of photons all coming from the same direction, with the same pattern, and goes, “yeah, that cup is blue, fuck it, next.”
That’s how colors blend in our eyes. So sure, if a photon of light with a wavelength of 550 nanometers bounces into our eyes, we see what we call “yellow.” But if we see two photons at the same time, coming from the same object, one of which is 500 nms and the other of which is 600 nms, your brain will average them out and you will still see yellow even though none of the light you just saw was 550 nms.
So how does magenta factor into this?
Well, as we’ve just established, when your brain sees light from two different slices of the visible light spectrum, it will try to just average them together. Green plus red is yellow, fuck it. If it’s more red than green, we’ll call that ‘orange.’ Literally who gives a shit, we’re trying to forage over here. There are bears out here and it’s so scary.
What happens if you take the average of blue and red light, which we perceive to be magenta? What’s the centerpoint of that line?
Fucking green.
Hey, that’s not gonna work? We live on a planet where EVERYTHING IS GREEN. If something is NOT green, that means it’s either food, or a potential source of danger, and either way your brain wants you to know about it.
So your brain goes, WHOOPS. Okay - this is fine. We already made up yellow, orange, cyan, and violet. We’ll just make up another color. Something that looks really, really different from green.
And so it made up magenta.
So, physics-wise, is magenta “real?”
No; there’s no single wavelength of light that corresponds to magenta. But you’re rarely seeing only a single wavelength of light anyway. And even when you are, every color other than RGB is a dart thrown on the wall by your meat computer. This is the CIE Chromaticity Diagram:
Explaining this thing is a little more than I want to take on on a Saturday morning, but I’ve included a link above that goes into it a little more. The point is that only the colors that actually touch the ‘outline’ of the shape actually correspond to a specific wavelength of light. All of the other colors are blends of multiple wavelengths. So magenta isn’t special.
Given that color is just a fun trick your brain is playing on you to help you find food and avoid danger, is magenta real?
Yeah, absolutely. Or at least, it’s just as real as most of what we see. It’s what we see when we mix up blue and red. It would be disastrous from a survival standpoint to perceive that color as green, so we don’t. Because it’s not green. Light that’s green has a wavelength of around 510 nm. Stuff that’s magenta bounces back light that is both ~400 and ~700. Your brain knows the difference. So it fills in the gap for you, with the best guess it has, same as it does with your blind spot.
The perception of color exists within your brain, and your brain says you see magenta. So you see magenta.
I was today years old when I learned a bunch of cool shit about how terrible human eyes are.
Further proof that embodiment was a terrible idea carried out by a pack of lowest bidders.
I mean part of the problem here is that as often happens with “colour” discussions people are mixing up two different sets of terminology with no real acknowledgement and then asking “is it real?” when the comparison is really beyond apples to oranges.
Because the thing is: colours themselves are not real.
LIGHT WAVELENGTHS are real. COLOURS are a qualitative experience our brains make up to make sense of light wavelengths, to which we then appended mouth-noises meant to indicate to other naked plains apes that something was reflecting a specific spectrum of radiation as light.
You learned what “red” was by someone in your life pointing at an object and saying “red”, and then pointing at other objects, and eventually realizing through repeat encounters and contextual indicators that the only quality that all of these objects shared was what your brain interpreted the reflected radiation-spectrum wavelength it got via your eyes from that object, so that qualitative experience is expressed with the mouth-noise “red”. And because MOST humans at least have a stable brain-interpretation of the reflected radiation-spectrum wavelength that, as far as we know, is “red” and most of us do in fact get a DIFFERENT brain-interpretation of “blue”, majority opinion is that red exists and corresponds to the reflected radiation-spectrum wavelength.
In the absense of telepathy or any other way of being able to experience EXACTLY what someone else’s brain-interpretation is via our own brains, we work on the assumption we’re all seeing the same thing, but who the fuck knows?
And of course there are a chunk of people who do not, in fact, have either the correct eye-equipment to perceive the difference between reflected radiation-spectrum wavelengths or whose brains do not interpret them as different! And they do NOT end up with different brain interpretations from those two points of reflected radiation wavelengths. And for them neither red nor blue is real.
Radiation wavelengths exist, and are as real as anything can be.
Colours do not exist, and are bullshit from start to finish, and whether that bullshit arises from “our brains are making up qualia for spectra-points we lack the equipment to perceive but whose existence is inferred from other details” or “our brains are making up sensory qualia in response to perception of a spectra-point that may or may not correspond with anyone else’s sensory qualia but we’ll never know because we can only arrive at a consensus definition by pointing at objects until it’s clear that we mean the colour when we say ‘red’” is a fine detail. A fascinating fine detail! But a fine detail nonetheless.
The far more interesting framing, to my mind, is the fact that the sensory part of our brains is capable of manifesting significant amounts of information that do not appear to arise from direct simple physical stimuli in the world around us but are nevertheless directly relevant and critical to navigating and surviving in it.
Or: our brains invented a whole new piece of sensory data based on nothing but itself so that we’d know where the fruit and the tigers were, and what the difference was.
That is so fucking cool.
brains are bullshit and i love and hate them in equal measure
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biiiiitch
i aint never gonna stop loving you
this might be out of nowhere but who's your favorite paladin?
cant be out of nowhere when youre not on here enough to check messages consistently my dear anon so dont you mind
but i cant say which paladin is my ultimate favorite since i have favorites based on different things
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hands down my favorite paladin to draw has to be keith if my art has anything to say about it. hes fun to put in different situations to draw out.
but my favorite based on characteristics has to be lance since hes so easy to relate to and im a sucker for flirts who cover up their insecurities w bravado. so much easier for them to angst that way >:3c
but i also l o v e coran
hes not a paladin but he has so much behind him that we never got to see and i wish we had. like hes taking care of everything behind the scenes, we never got to see how being in the future affected him or who he lost, and we barely saw him interact w the other paladins even though he was a part of the crew.
so i mean when it comes to favorites i have a rule: the less i know how they cope with stress the more i like them.
that way its easier to have them angst >:3
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an au i cant stop thinking of where lance is an idol/celebrity and keith sees him by chance and falls for him Hard
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life aboard the atlas was cutthroat
you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together