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[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[dividedindiversity]

Which new euro bank note design do you prefer?

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Voting ended onJul 25

The European Central Bank has revealed proposed designs for new Euro bank notes, and is taking feedback.

Which do you prefer, and why?

[uptownthots]

what is a normal amount of photos to have on your phone. probably 28,000 right

[uptownthots]

DONT SAY THAAAAAAAAT

[sanrio-stud]

how many pics & videos do you have on your phone?

0-500

501-1,000

1,001-5,000

5,001-10,000

10,001-15,000

15,001-20,000

20,001-25,000

25,001-30,000

30,001-40,000

40,001-50,000

50,001-60,000

> 60,000

Remaining time: 2 days 19 hours

[kammilu]

"...𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺, 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺... 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘥𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘪𝘵!"

[forystr]

horrified to hear an NPC say this about the most wonderful animal of all time, miss pebbles herself

[amustikas]

best friends forever!

[barghest-land]

Fight it, dear boy, fight it! Till the end, even if they say it's impossible to win.

(some process under the cut!)

[foxglovedforest]

The kids are aight

[ramshacklefey]

For years I would look at posts and questionnaires about neurodivergence that takes about being so focused on something that you forgot to eat and be like, "Couldn't be me. Being hungry is so uncomfortable! Your stomach is growling and cramping? How do you ignore that?"

Then someone informed me that neurotypical people have a whole bunch of "hungry" sensations before they get to that point.....

[small-witch-big-hat]

They what

[ramshacklefey]

Yeah, I don't get it either, but apparently this is a Whole Thing.... Like they somehow detect blood sugar dropping and go, "Ooh, time for lil snack!"

See also: there is a feeling of "oh, I need to pee" that happens before "fidgeting around in my seat to finish this thing before running to the bathroom"

[bubblesthemonsterartist]

I read this and was like, "this can't be real" and then I looked for sources and like--

Adapting Intuitive Eating for Neurodivergent People — RDs for Neurodiversity

Adapting Intuitive Eating for Neurodivergent People

"This can be very harmful for neurodivergent people, as many neurodivergent people struggle to feel internal cues and bodily sensations, including hunger and fullness. An emphasis on “only eating when hungry” can result in neurodivergent people delaying eating until they are so hungry that they are shaky, highly irritable, or even on the verge of passing out. A focus on “stopping when full” may cause neurodivergent people to overthink every bite they take and scrutinize whether they are truly hungry or truly full.  To modify Intuitive Eating for neurodivergent people, it may be important to focus on eating enough and eating consistently throughout the day, rather than eating according to one’s hunger and fullness cues. Neurodivergent people may need more of a structured meal and snack schedule than neurotypical folks in recovery, as well as some guidelines around a minimum amount of food. This does not make their eating less intuitive or their recovery less real - it is an important way of honouring their body’s needs and unique ways of functioning."

WHAT??????

[teaboot]

what the fuck

[shamebats]

"are you hungry?

- "no, you?"

"me neither but we probably should eat something soon"

is an exchange my partner & I have like every other day

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[motsimages]

I met a girl who did a very good half of exam but didn't actually know the answer, so she wrote a full page (two sides), left half a sentence at the end of the page and wrote "Page 1 of 2" and submitted that. Because the teacher assumed it was her fault and that she had lost half of the exam, she gave her a passing grade hoping she wouldn't complain. And she didn't, of course.

[kedreeva]

In college, I forgot I had a paper (that I hadn't written a word of) due, until the teacher asked us to pass them forward at the start of the class... I had my computer though, and so I said I had forgotten the printed copy at home, could I please run to the computer lab after class and print it and bring it right over? He said sure, he could wait a few minutes since it was just downstairs. I don't have to look at my hands to type, so I wrote it in class while staring at the board like I was taking notes, and printed it off after. Got a B on it.

[teratocybernetics]

#bullshitting takes many forms#and should be a skill kids are allowed to hone

[sprachgefuehle]

der 🫩emoji wurde nur zu dem zweck eingeführt, akkurat beschreiben zu können, wie ich mich jedes mal fühle, wenn der name "friedrich merz" fällt

[sprachgefuehle]

genau so:

[sprachgefuehle]

mein wunsch ist übrigens, dass alle, die sich über krankenschein tag 1 aufregen, die gleiche energie und wut für die umstellung von bürgergeld auf grundsicherung mitbringen und sich in gewerkschaften und auf demos dagegen organisieren.

die umstellung trat diese woche in kraft, aber ich hab nicht das gefühl, dass wir gesamtgesellschaftlich da so darauf reagieren wie auf die krankschreibungsumstellung, dabei werden die konsequenzen absolut fatal sein. motto sollte 100% solidarität mit grundsicherungsempfänger*innen sein, selbst wenn man sich selbst nicht bedroht sieht.

fazit: wir sollten diesen mann noch mehr hassen, auch wenns sich schon anfühlt als wäre man am maximum.

[beesmygod]

theres a guy who got permabanned from the elden ring subreddit for self promotion for posting too many videos of him no-hit parrying various enemies and bosses but after every successful parry he turns and looks at the camera. and bc hes always wearing the albinauric mask its like:

⚔️ BWOOM

👽

⚔️ BWOOM

thank you downtown_drink1594. i thought it was funny

e: this post has been edited to include their socials literally everywhere but reddit:

youtube

tiktok

instagram

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

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FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW

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results

Voting ended onJul 10

[penny-anna]

like many people have said this better than me but no it IS odd that we've come to think of potatoes as so quintessentially european that their presence in historical fantasy where they're anachronistic doesn't jar. and yes people are trying to have the trappings of post-colonial europe without engaging w the icky colonialism part and yes people are neglecting to imagine what a european cuisine without potatoes would be like.

[penny-anna]

im fully in favour of 'let people have fun w their fantasy world' but is considering how the potatoes got there in the absence of colonialism not a fun exercise? maybe every year the dragon riders go on a great transatlantic potato pilgrimage

[penny-anna]

perhaps a good way to sum up the issue here is:

if you put potatoes in your medieval european style fantasy world people will by and large not find it jarring and accept it as a normal fantasy trope

if you put, say, black people in your medieval european style fantasy world a whole demographic of people will get very angry and accuse you of breaking their immersion

this is in spite of the fact that black people were a lot more common in medieval europe than potatoes.

[taskmastersource]

KUMAIL: Okay, can you give us five points again so I can have a more TV friendly reaction? GREG: No! I want everyone to see how mean spirited you are.

[natalieironside]

One time I was standing around outside with some ppl (idr what we were doing) and I was very very sleepy so I did a big dramatic yawn like a kitty cat.

And this lady came out of the group, very angry, amd shouted at me: "Hey! Cover your fucking mouth when you do that!"

I (1) had never before been told that one ought to cover one's mouth when one yawns and (2) was much too sleepy to conduct discourse on the matter, so I in socratic fashion replied ". . . What?"

And then she said a sentence that I will remember for the rest of my life. She said: "If you yawn without covering your mouth again, I will report you for sexual harassment."

To which I retorted: ". . . What?"

And she narrowed her eyes at me suspicious-like and said "I know what you're trying to do" and she walked away and I never saw her again.

To this day I wonder what indescretion I'm meant to have committed. Do I yawn hornily? Did I put too much cunt in my yawn and so got mistaken for some sort of yawn fetishist? I Do Not Know.

[beemovieerotica]

I know people on tumblr looove stories of underwater cave diving, but I haven't seen anyone talk about nitrogen narcosis aka "raptures of the deep"

basically when you want to get your advanced scuba certification (allowing you to go more than 60 feet deep) you have to undergo a very specific test: your instructor takes you down past the 60+ foot threshold, and she brings a little underwater white board with her.

she writes a very basic math problem on that board. 6 + 15. she shows it to you, and you have to solve it.

if you can solve it, you're good. that is the hardest part of the test.

because here's what happens: there is a subset of people, and we have no real idea why this happens only to them, who lose their minds at depth. they're not dying, they're not running out of oxygen, they just completely lose their sense of identity when deep in the sea.

a woman on a dive my instructor led once vanished during the course of the excursion. they were diving near this dropoff point, beyond which the depth exceeded 60 feet and he'd told them not to go down that way. the instructor made his way over to look for her and found a guy sitting at the edge of the dropoff (an underwater cliff situation) just staring down into the dark. the guy is okay, but he's at the threshold, spacing out, and mentally difficult to reach. they try to communicate, and finally the guy just points down into the dark, knowing he can't go down there, but he saw the woman go.

instructor is deep water certified and he goes down. he shines his light into the dark, down onto the seafloor which is at 90 feet below the surface. he sees the woman, her arms locked to her sides, moving like a fish, swimming furiously in circles in the pitch black.

she is hard to catch but he stops her and checks her remaining oxygen: she is almost out, on account of swimming a marathon for absolutely no reason. he is able to drag her back up, get her to a stable depth to decompress, and bring her to the surface safely.

when their masks are off and he finally asks her what happened, and why was she swimming like that, she says she fully, 100% believed she was a mermaid, had always been a mermaid, and something was hunting her in the dark 👍

[elodieunderglass]

👍

[mousenoseopera]

The ocean is scary.

[ominous-signs]

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