Embrace the Cringe

30 | Minors DNI | I blog nsfw stuff from time to time, so that's your head's up.

[saltierlemon]

The Bride

[kiimikyo]

A new guest appeared during the rebuilding, looking oddly proud [Next] x-twitter

[kiimikyo]

Alastor seems to have discovered something very useful

(open for better quality asjfjf, tumblr hates me)

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[radishning]

Hi!!  i decided to make a tumblr, hopefully I can keep up with it, anyways here’s one of my first modern wen ning doodles!

[silverink58]

I really love the character design of Wei Wuxian as a make up artist in the Idol Lan wangji verse in twitter. he is so adorable.

[3rdgymbros]

[naanima]

CQL Cake

So, this cake was made by Zhou Yi, a Chinese patissier better known as the “Sugar King”. He has won many international award for his hand-made cake decorations. He was on the Chinese show co-hosted by Wang Yibo.

LOOK AT THAT CAKE DECORATION.

And below is the vid of creating it. It is fucking amazing.

I honestly suggest people go and Google this dude and his beautifully hand-made cake decorations.

[reystars]

I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that he’s got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife… but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and he’s like “hey babe” they’re all shocked and they’re like, “Wait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?” and he’s like “no bro, I just really love my wife, she’s really cool, she’s what keeps me going” like… a reverse fridge

[correct-vampire-opinions]

Unfridge your wives 2017

[roundinviciouscircles]

Unfridge your wives 2018

[oliverqueenlance]

“This whole saving the world thing has kept me from seeing my wife for like, three days and I was really starting to miss her!”

[bendingsignpost]

It turns out he’s normally a ray of sunshine and is only Dark Brooding Male Hero mode when he misses her. 

[retrofrill]

So savage, but so true

[sagaprefecturejet]

It’s been a rough one.

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Heres the thing you gotta understand about statistics. 

“Increases your chances by 80%” does not mean “there is now an 80% chance”. 

If your chances were previously 10%, your chances are now 18%, not 90%. 

if your chances were roughly 1%, they’re now just slightly less than 2%. 

thats how that works. 

[hopeful-weirdo]

Wow I don’t understand math at all

[freinhardt56]

‘if you have a baby after 35, the chance of deformities goes up by 100%’ is a line I hear alot.

It goes up from .5% to 1%

[niggazinmoscow]

Just remember, these are elected officials and our tax dollars are being used for this.

[suchusernameveryweb]

I admire his calm. And his ability to not laugh and cackle at the ridiculous nonsense being asked. Like. I mean. Holy damn shit.

[rock-fish-deactivated20201231]

these fucking dinosaurs don’t even know what planet they live on.

[marxistmandalorian]

End them and our misery

[reyskyber]

!!!

U tampons by Kortex are being recalled because of a fault meaning they’re leaving pieces of tampon in the body after they’ve been removed. It’s mainly affecting people in the US and Canada, and people who bought products before 16th October 2018.

Please if you use this product check the box for the serial number (block of numbers on the same face as the barcode):

Find out more info on their official website here

Stay safe and please share this so other people don’t continue to buy faulty tampons!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[buttermilk-thegoat]

Don’t read the comments on this article. The kid did it because he was learning about how teenage girls suffer from depression more than any other age group, and didn’t want any girls going home feeling sad on Valentine’s Day. Ofc half the comments are like “what an EPIC playa, bet he got some action after that hahaha” or “why do these special snowflakes need a handout like this” or “what kind of Richie Rich kid” (chocolate company donated the boxes after learning why he wanted so much) Like… why is humanity like this

[reachmouse]

THIS BURNS MY BACON, LET ME SHARE WHY. 

At the school where I work, we had a similar lovely Valentine’s moment: 

One of our seniors bought hundreds of roses on Valentine’s Day. Every girl in every grade got one; there were enough left over for staff and extras for others who might want one. This is our library bouquet. 

One year ago, our school lost a student to suicide. As Valentine’s Day was approaching, this sad anniversary was all our student body was talking about and remembering. This senior student decided to try to lift us up from that narrative, and literally fill the halls with flowers. The surprise was carried out flawlessly – even his own sister didn’t know what he was about to do. 

I have rarely seen a happier school holiday. 

I’ve seen EXACTLY those comments on social media about what happened with us, and about similar gestures from high school students. Lots of “spoiled kids with money”, lots of “this is just to get laid”. 

I don’t think this diminishes my senior student or his gesture at all, but it diminishes us when good things happen and we turn around and reduce these moments to their most cynical interpretation. And that’s not even touching on what it says when people feel the need to belittle younger people for trying to do good; the kids can’t catch a break from some people.

Can’t we take sweet things at face value the way we do all the darkness out there lately? 

[mwagneto]

some movie character resting their head against the bus window: sad, lost in deep thought, staring into the world passing by, sorrowful music……

my head when i attempt to rest it against the bus window:

[carnival-phantasm]

[thatsthat24]

Finding a Decent Sleep Schedule 🛌