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mockwa

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ah yes, yellow concrete, make russian boy BEEG n STRONK

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch

the resigned look on his face is priceless.

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How at the end he gestures with his hands like “what the fuck is this”

oneapatheticwinter

It may be the end of

20-GayTeen

But now we can look forward to

20-BiTeen

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I have been having an odd reoccurring dream.

I am in diamond city, and @kazombie is eating all the noodles crying. @shrimpssss is shouting “NO YOU HAVE TO STOP! YOU CANNOT EAT THE NOODLES!REMEMBER THE CUPCAKES? DO YOU? DO YOU REMEMBER THE CUPCAKES?” and I just stand there watching @kazombie eat noodle cup after noodle cup while @shrimpssss loses her shit…

I feel like this was a vine you two showed me.

kazombie

To be fair this actually sounds like a situation that would occur between me and Nicole

kazombie

going back in tumblr to see what they have flagged and finding gems like these

bahrains

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

roadhogsbigbelly

How the hell can zenyatta ever get a cinematic when two of his main abilities don’t even fucking exist

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zenyatta canonically just shit talks you to death

karnalesbian

vicious mockery

jaymonoto

why does every girl in a doujinshi have to nut like “uuuuuww! noooo! your hot stuff is inside me! its pouring inside me! oh no!!! your hot stuff is in me now! ill get pregnant with your hot stuff! ohhh! not inside me!!”

kevv

me when i eat soup lol

chongoblog

the fuck kinda soup you eatin?

thatheckinjade-deactivated20190

some really good fuckin’ soup

avadcniels

me, in september when the leaves started changing and the weather was a little cooler: seasonal depression WHOM??????? i am healthy and HAPPY and i LOVE fall! pumpkin spice lattes yas! what was i THINKING? i’m remembering it as worse than it was in years past!!

me, 8 days into november when its freezing and getting dark at 5pm: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. oh oh oh OH. oh ya………

faehaseul

“i’m sad i wasn’t born in the era of -” bitch do it! if you like love letters, write them! if you like poodle skirts, wear them! society is imploding as we watch on in abject horror! do whatever you want!

solardivulger

*walks around my house looking for scissors while making a scissor motion with my fingers*

yangire-mun

A professor asked if I prefer “Miss” or “Mister” (because nb) and I accidentally said “ya boi” without thinking so now I have a professor that calls me “ya boi Rogers” every time I see him.

demonbloodsausagedog

Ya boi Rogers’ neighborhood

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rarabro

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

harlequinesque

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

discogolfmagazine

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

Fight me irl and then follow me on twitter cause tumblr is a dead platform.

I'm still alive I just never use this site anymore ✌️

heyepiphora

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