ah yes, yellow concrete, make russian boy BEEG n STRONK
the resigned look on his face is priceless.
How at the end he gestures with his hands like “what the fuck is this”
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Not today Justin
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$LAYYYTER

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noise dept.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@kazombie
ah yes, yellow concrete, make russian boy BEEG n STRONK
the resigned look on his face is priceless.
How at the end he gestures with his hands like “what the fuck is this”
It may be the end of
20-GayTeen
But now we can look forward to
20-BiTeen
I have been having an odd reoccurring dream.
I am in diamond city, and @kazombie is eating all the noodles crying. @shrimpssss is shouting “NO YOU HAVE TO STOP! YOU CANNOT EAT THE NOODLES!REMEMBER THE CUPCAKES? DO YOU? DO YOU REMEMBER THE CUPCAKES?” and I just stand there watching @kazombie eat noodle cup after noodle cup while @shrimpssss loses her shit…
I feel like this was a vine you two showed me.
To be fair this actually sounds like a situation that would occur between me and Nicole
going back in tumblr to see what they have flagged and finding gems like these
it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”
How the hell can zenyatta ever get a cinematic when two of his main abilities don’t even fucking exist
zenyatta canonically just shit talks you to death
vicious mockery
why does every girl in a doujinshi have to nut like “uuuuuww! noooo! your hot stuff is inside me! its pouring inside me! oh no!!! your hot stuff is in me now! ill get pregnant with your hot stuff! ohhh! not inside me!!”
me when i eat soup lol
the fuck kinda soup you eatin?
some really good fuckin’ soup
me, in september when the leaves started changing and the weather was a little cooler: seasonal depression WHOM??????? i am healthy and HAPPY and i LOVE fall! pumpkin spice lattes yas! what was i THINKING? i’m remembering it as worse than it was in years past!!
me, 8 days into november when its freezing and getting dark at 5pm: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. oh oh oh OH. oh ya………
“i’m sad i wasn’t born in the era of -” bitch do it! if you like love letters, write them! if you like poodle skirts, wear them! society is imploding as we watch on in abject horror! do whatever you want!
*walks around my house looking for scissors while making a scissor motion with my fingers*
A professor asked if I prefer “Miss” or “Mister” (because nb) and I accidentally said “ya boi” without thinking so now I have a professor that calls me “ya boi Rogers” every time I see him.
Ya boi Rogers’ neighborhood
siri read a message from my mom (2017)
i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get
this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life
Fight me irl and then follow me on twitter cause tumblr is a dead platform.
I'm still alive I just never use this site anymore ✌️
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Giveaway ends 5/15.
When a friend sends this to you, you know youve done something right
gemmy sent me to this ans my flu has only gotten woaerse and im laughing my fuckin ass off trying to comprehend this
COME ON SUCKER LICK MY BATTERY
@shrimpssss
Disneyland trip with outdated matching shirts.
@shrimpssss but what if disney lutece