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Modern Day Shenanigans
Xiang Fei, on a boat: I want to create that one scene from Titanic with you. It'll be romantic
Mobei-Jun: Mn
Xiang Fei: Great!!
Short while later
Xiang Fei, at the front of the boat: Where is my king?
Mobei-Jun, creating an ice berg with his powers: Qinghua will love this
Yue Qingyuan: Hold on Lord Luo, you can't come into the Peak Lord Meeting
Luo Binghe: I refuse to be away from my husband!
Yue Qingyuan: I understand and that's why we made a demon husband waiting area just for spouses like you. See, someone is already there!
Mobei-Jun: ...
Luo Binghe: But-
Shen Qingqiu, entering the meeting: Don't worry, I won't be long
Luo Binghe: :(
Mobei-Jun: ...
Sha Hualing, waltzing past them into the meeting: What's up slutz
Luo Binghe: You can't go in there!
Sha Hualing: Why? I'm not a husband, nor am I married at all. Now I'm going to spend the meeting in Mingyan's lap. See ya!
Mobei-Jun: ...you know what we need to do
Luo Binghe, holding up the amulet of gender fuckery: I'm already ahead of you
wow! your understanding of this character is so. . . Unique! just wondering by the way but when was the last time you directly interacted with the source media
My first illustration for my typesetting of the amazing fic I wish you were my husband 🤭
I went out of my comfort zone with this one but I'm glad I persevered and got it done !
Yet another silly SVSSS AU/fic prompt where SY transmigrates into demon/creature within the endless abyss. He's been transmigrated there hundreds of years before the plot and decides to spend time making abyss a little awful and organized.
If he can fix some plot points and get things less chaotic (airplane seriously just crept adding stuff that made zero sense to get more sex scenes) so SY will fix that and make things less bad for Binghe...
He ends up taking over the entire abyss without realizing. Man is emperor of the abyss.
Xin Mo has been begging SY to wield it but SY is like 'i'm not touching the protagonists golden finger, why would I do that i'm just an NPC'
SY has not realized he's the feared emperor of the abyss, tales of his power have even reached outside texts, he is the great terror that rules over all others and untied all the creatures under his power.
He just keeps thinking this is just to make things easier for Binghe... he's mentioned a few times about LBH and his subjects have heard a heavenly demon hat will fall in who SY talks about with adoration.
Clearly they all decide SY is a seer (it would explain a lot) and LBH is their future bride.
LBH falls into abyss ready to start revenge arc... only to get scooped up by first demons who see him and take him palace to apparently 'future husband' LBH is ready to start killing... until he meets SY.
Empress of the abyss suddenly sounds very appealing.
SY: I can help Binghe go though this arc with less trauma and then i'm sure he'll leave and become emperor
LBH: I am empress of the abyss and I am never leaving.
SQH has been waiting for protagonist to get out of the abyss and plot to start in earnest.. only it's been 5 years and nothing.
No takeover in any demonic lands, no plots as cultivation sects and no wives appear to have been acquired.
He has no idea what's happening, where's the plot? where's the revenge? wheres the harem?
Stallion protagonist is missing in action and SQH is confused. The script is out the window and his system seems to have just given up? No missions or anything.
MBJ is taking over territory and expanding power... he no longer wants a spy (he has no need for one since the sect isn't of any importance to him without LBH revenge) SQH thinks he's gonna die earlier... only MBJ just scoops him up and is keeping in in North permanently... (he's been bridenapped and hasn't figured it out yet)
It's only when SQH is arranging meeting with abyssal emperor (who SQH is 99% sure he never wrote but he didn't have a lot of lore in notes that he had to throw out because the lore wasn't selling with anyone other than peerless cucumber)
When in meeting he sees emperor and his empress... who is his stallion protagonist.
He's so shocked he almost misses that he's introduced as queen of the North.
Look at our emperor bro, we’re so screwed
Junshang's latest venture is a strange one.
He's been odd since his first visit to another universe, and Mobei Jun is eventually able to piece together that he met himself there... And that the alternate version of himself had only one wife and felt no need for more.
As soon as he heard that Mobei Jun knew this would be a Problem. Women are Junshang's only vices, and it doesn't take a genius to guess he's looking for something in them that he cannot find within himself. That such a woman apparently exists, but only in another universe must rankle him.
And indeed Junshang abandons his usual bride collecting habits, and turns to trying to find this mystery woman in this universe or others.
The travelling between universes worries him, his people have many such stories about that type of travel going horribly wrong ... He's almost relieved when Junshang returns from one of these trips with a strange flat blue box trailing him. Maybe it will inspire Junshang to stay home more often. (Mobei Jun is a little sick of taking on all of these disasters Junshang usually handles.)
And Junshang does stay, his attention split now between his duties and whatever strange projects the box tells him.
The collapse of the harem is inevitable. Most of the women leave with their divorces and a chunk of the Treasury without complaints. Some make things difficult though... And a few, only three or so, stay anyway, presumably out of love for their husband. Though perhaps they just truly have nowhere else to go.
The machine Junshang pours most of his attention into is bizarre. Mobei Jun won't pretend to understand what it does. (He does have a generator installed in his own palace, electric lights are far less labor intensive than candles or magic lighting.)
The machine says a lot of things in the same tinkling voice the blue box used. He doesn't understand most of them, but eventually Junshang gets what he wants out of the machine it seems.
He leans over the large blue screen, eyes fixed on a blinking dot on it.
"There you are." Junshang says.
"WARNING! LOW PRECISION MATCH! CANNOT PERFORM EXACT RELOCATION!"
"We don't need that! Make the transfer!"
"WARNING! ESTIMATED SIZE OF TRANSFER -"
"I don't care! Do it!"
There's an enormous earthquake then, Mobei Jun has to kneel to avoid falling over, it's brief though, over in a few seconds.
"What did you do?" Mobei Jun asked.
"I found him," Junshang said. "And brought him here."
Him? Huh.
The machine chimed again. "Relocation of City of Shanghai complete, approximate population transferred with greater metropolitan area 24,000,000."
Mobei Jun stared. Junshang stared.
"How many?" Junshang said.
"Target Shen Yuan resides in Shanghai Municipality, due to low precision seeking Target's entire hometown was relocated to ensure his safe transfer. Estimated population of Shanghai is 24 million people."
Mobei Jun took a deep breath and sighed. He was sure things would turn out alright in the end, they always did with Junshang. But what a fucking mess.
LMY (and others') view of moshang: And then the big scary ice demon pushed down the weak, trembling cultivator who was unable to escape his tender mercies.
meanwhile Moshang:
MBJ, robes artfully falling around his chest: Shang Qinghua. Come to bed.
SQH, all but stabbing the paper with red ink: Not now, Daddy's about to end this man's whole career.
he's so weak and helpless :(
The demons are sitting there, so pleased, talking about their partners („¬ᴗ¬„)
a villain appears!
FISH HAMMER
For beating the carp outta someone
i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic
rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich
“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that
“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that
“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story
“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do
The saga continues...
