May I Offer You An Egg In These Trying Times?

A blog run by a potato. Mostly I just reblog things because i'm unoriginal :V I cosplay sometimes, and i also do art stuff. It's a rare occasion when I actually post original content, so don't look forward to much. I don't check my inbox as much as i should, but i'll usually try to answer any messages do catch.

[crazy-brazilian]

[appraisedtiktoks]

[ip2lb]

Person with a mullet wearing a muscle shirt in a garage: You might think these are some normal cowboy boots, they ain’t. These are boot scooters. [Takes wheels out of dusty boots and stomps them on the ground] If you ain’t bootin’…You ain’t scootin’. [wheels away and runs into a fridge]

[seshirukun]

You can see the pain in his eyes

[thatgirlwiththeflower]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

All of us in the discord on Thursday

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

y e a h

[anagramofbrat]

The necroWHAT

[tricornking]

Yeah @theshitpostcalligrapher WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN by the NECROBEEMICON??

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

yall this has been a long term project of mine for the last three years

the necrobeemicon is my leather-bound journal that i spent a grand total of around 71ish hours writing the ENTIRETY of the bee movie script by hand in.

i’m planning on hollowing out the rest of the book to put in a custom made bee dagger in there with any/all the money i make on twitch

there’s a leitner stamp in the cover of the thing that I designed, got made, and then got alex to see and thumbs up me for.

it looks like this

and the stamp looks like this

ive been putting it off but i really need to make a tiktok so that yall can see the completed piece properly but tbh i hate filming and editing things so much ;_;

[kc-79-deactivated20250213]

Why

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

yknow someone once asked me this on instagram re: my work on the necrobeemicon:

[thenatsdorf]

BONK

[dilfosaur]

did i have too much fun drawing miku in todays drawfee ep…… yes, and

[la-laborista-republiko]

Trans women are unstoppable because we have access to all the secret esoteric Boy Scout knowledge but are no longer bound by the moral constraints of the Boy Scout Oath.

[la-laborista-republiko]

They told me how to build all those fires and tie all those knots and they never even suspected I was a spy for the enemy

[undeadnecromancer]

assigned sleepercell at birth

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

Can Catholics be vegan? Communion isn’t vegan. Is it? Is Jesus a legume?

Guys, please, I need a break. Veggie Tales doesn’t cover this and that is the extent of my theological training.

[ekscelsior]

[batteredshoes]

January 20, 2021

[ijustpeedalittlebit]

I hate that I fully understand this

[aveja]

[stonebutchcowboy]

Me and my mutuals meeting to assess knifes

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Where’s the cat

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

BEHIND YOU

[skywalkerlesbian-archive]

someone: i think the world of you and i appreciate you being in my life, you’re smart and talented and beautiful. i love you.

me, a person who is unable to respond well to compliments and has trouble expressing emotions: *finger guns* cool beans

[theraddestcowboy]

punished for eating my snacks as soon as they leave my fucking inventory crimes

[dilfosaur]

2021 goal is finally continuing my stupid webcomic

[dilfosaur]

two minutes til midnight

[dilfosaur]

i realized this was also lost in the fall of the CH website so

since it’s That Time of Year again, i’m just gonna bring back my Every Christmas TV Rom-Com comic

[tikkety-tok]

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[love-has-a-way-ofgrowingbackward]

I have found a Legendary Post