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Kacie | hi how are ya

[cqtlatte]

the forest remembers

[quinintheclouds]

Y'all have,,, NO idea how much I want a pizza rn. It is taking all of my willpower to save my money and not order one this instant to celebrate getting stuff done today

[quinintheclouds]

late-stage capitalism is i want pizza but congress won’t buy me one

wait I haven’t tried

I’m gonna call my congressman and see

[quinintheclouds]

Hmm… Ted Cruz isn’t answering. Still a coward, I see,

[quinintheclouds]

I’m gonna ask my governor now and tell him Cruz said it was out of his jurisdiction so he’ll feel all important. dude sued the city and is richer than god he can afford a pizza

[quinintheclouds]

HDGJDFHGJ SOMEONE PICKED UP,,, this is how it went:

Me: Hello, I would like to request an audience with Governor Abbott

Secretary: I’m sorry. I can relay a message and have him get back to you in a call or email.

Me: Okay, thanks! Due to some recent changes and current economic disparity in Texas, I’ve calculated that Gov. Abbott makes enough a year to buy over 10,000 pizzas, for example. As a display of his claims to make efforts towards rebuilding the middle class, all I ask is that he buy me one single pizza. 

Secretary: *incredulous laugh/scoff noise*

Me: That’s less than 0.0001% of his salary, not even taking his enormous wealth into consideration, and will affect my voting decision next election cycle. My paypal is https://www.paypal.me/quinintheclouds 

Secretary: …I’ll let him know.

Secretary: *Hangs up*

[quinintheclouds]

None of them bought me a pizza. Guess you could say they crust my dreams :((

[quinintheclouds]

pLOT TWIST THE SECRETARY SENT ME $15 FOR MAKING HER LAUGH AND CAUSE SHE HATES WORKING THERE,,, THE SUBJECT LINE SAID POLITICAL PIZZA

[starapture]

[midnightvrose]

[black-nata]

me @ my last brain cell

[volcainist]

This is me 100%

[blothline-deactivated20191002]

hello here’s how bloodhound’s voice sounds like without the mask compression/processing

[badjokesbyjeff]

[not-all-there98]

I completely missed the joke about him being the Rock, I just thought Medusa wouldn’t be able to turn him to stone because he’s too pure and good

[anxietyproblem]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[dekoi2501post]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*someone posts selfie* wow they’re kinda attracti—

*remembers teenagers are on this site*

*checks op’s bio, they’re a minor*

what a sweet kid…a cute bean… you deserve only good things…be happy and safe little muffin… I wonder if I could pull off that eyeliner…

[mass-exodus]

hey gaudy? you’re a cool adult.

[mass-exodus]

#and this is why the ‘but they looked 18/21’ excuse is such utter bullcrap#you check#you ALWAYS check#and you NEVER get to use a young person’s appearance to justify your own inappropriate behavior

reblogging again for the tags because this holds so much value to me as a minor and i think it’s really important that y’all understand this.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#adults have a responsiblity to keep kids safe  #no matter how old they are

[cat-memes-only]

[cat-memes-only]

Thank you Tumblr, finally my son can vote

[princesstigerbelle]

Omfg

[500daysofeffyou-deactivated2017]

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

Did you look under the tray?

Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

[entropychronicles]

my favorite part is, there’s two equally enjoyable and in character ways to look at this, he either

humored the suggestion sarcastically to express to spongebob how stupid it was

humored the suggestion seriously and hates himself for it

[gablehood]

reblog before dec. 17th guys

[justiceleague]

Jason Momoa for Shortlist (December 2018)

[von-felden]

*epidemic of porn bots breaks out due to tumblr’s own negligence*

tumblr staff:  We will fix it (:

[smidnite]

If this ain’t the tea, tho.

[agnesstarker-deactivated2020060]

Yet pornbots still exist

[springlockedfoxy]

It only got 50% of the porn bots. And 50% legit users.

[therapist-anon-deactivated20220]

A perfect balance of bullshit and fucking bull shit.

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99