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keep it cool

[regularlesbian]

friendly reminder that

if we’re mutuals, you are allowed to slip 1 (One) small lizard into my pocket if you see me at the farmer’s market

[d3fendpop-punk-deactivated20170]

[talldiscolatte]

Had some extra time this morning so I’m digging up those old fandoms

[liltingaway]

love note pngs

(reblog if used!!)

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[lovetalkmp3-deactivated20191030]

take this quiz to see what your zodiac sign is based on your personality

[blacberries]

team mysterious leg bruise

[shutyourmoustache]

Today’s letter is F.

And that’s a

FUCKING

EXCELLENT

IDEA!!!

[crisiskode]

I’ve had this on repeat for the last couple of minutes switching my hearing to hear either “that’s a fucking excellent idea” and “that sounds like an excellent idea” (which is what he’s actually saying) and it’s really tripping me out

[witcheshaven]

I will not hold back

[princesstigerbelle]

Reblog the Princess ™ for future happiness and mental stability. Let her cuteness cleanse you.

[valkoswolf]

please princess™… i require your stability and happiness

[princesstigerbelle]

She is listening

[huntydraws]

[catsi]

in grade 12 we were reading romeo and juliet and we were at the romantic-ass balcony scene and this hot girl in the class volunteered to read juliet’s parts and i put up my hand to volunteer for another part and the teacher goes ‘oh do you want to be the nurse, amanda?’ and i was like ‘no i wanna be romeo’ and the hot girl swiveled around in her seat to give me a Look™

she and i later ended up making out at a bunch of parties in university lmfao

[catsi]

in retrospect this moment was absolutely pivotal to my butch awakening but it was also just a lesbian power move

[heedra]

I’ve Survived Every Bad Day I’ve Ever Had, Motherfucker!!!

[crokuta]

i have rude bitch disorder and it makes me say things like this 

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

reblog or the gods of glo up will not bless you

[doctorproctorr]

Can’t take that chance

[damianmcgintleman]

[rubysevens]

Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle

[occasionallyomniscient]

Danny is ur dad’s brother and Jeff is ur mom’s