kelb

they/he | 26 | mostly pwhl with a soupçon of locked tomb

[charlestrask]

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

[tea-and-hockey]

Honestly tho if this Mark Walter thing actually dooms the PWHL I will need to be put on a psych hold.

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[vividciggy]

I'd like to issue a formal apology to Palamedes Sextus, I was unaware of his swag. I always loved him dearly but it took me 3 rereads of GtN to realize this nerd has catastrophic levels of aura. Difficult to notice when Camilla Hect is next to him at all times

[f15hface]

Wedding planner Ozzy vs wedding saboteur Roque will embark on a loony-tunes-esque battle to protect and disrupt the clourbonais wedding and I envy everyone that will get a front row seat to the antics.

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[aly-semi-archived-deactivated20]

if i'm a lesbian do i have to listen to carly rae jepsen?

some people will accuse me of gatekeeping here, but the answer is a hard yes 

[spellinwaiting]

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

[chimaerakitten]

While I love all types of female fantasy protagonists, every time I encounter one who (in notable contrast to male characters around her) is only useful in a fight because of nonphysical magic superpowers, I pause for a moment to appreciate Kel, who manages to be a protagonist in an insane monsters-and-magic-filled fantasy world purely on the strengths of

1. Being 6’6”

2. Bringing a giant fuckoff Japanese polearm to every sword fight.

[json-derulo]

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

[februarytrash]

being sad and horny is a privilege

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

[schr30der]

I recently mentioned to someone that my favorite forward is kadirova and they responded “what about hilary knight?” and it’s just kinda like asking why someone’s favorite bible character isn’t jesus. like yeah we all love jesus from the bible obviously but i think some stories are better even if not as iconic

[your-villainous-neighbour]

rights received

[your-villainous-neighbour]

gay rights pt2

[advanced-procrastination]

Pt 3

[rusccc]

THE AGE OF PINING IS OVER