that's rough buddy

keleanor

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

[metalegg]

Last days in this house where I’ve been very happy

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[egonkula]

practicing my hot weather affirmations. You are not evil, you are just sweating. You do not hate your friends you are just walking down a street with no shade. You aren’t anger incarnate, you just need a glass of water.

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[quietwingsinthesky]

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[riverlarking]

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles

[solely-ashes]

Who's dark materials

[filthyprotozoan]

[calamitydaze]

vienna actually waits for everyone except me. they just announced it

[monster2001]

True but I don’t agree

[kvothes]

getting alphabetized probably feels good as fuck for a bookshelf

[animalyears]

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck

[tomorrowisyesterday119]

Heated Rivalry is a closed door hockey romance in the sense that they fade to black on the hockey. The sex is explicit, but the hockey is implied.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

no, YOU have to do it scared. IM going to fruitlessly wait for the perfect moment forever