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@kelli-h
shout out to my fellow sexy bitches with adhd who use way more words than they really need to literally any time they write or type anything because their point has to come across 100% like they imagined it
is this post an example
PLEASE i can’t stop watching Jonathan Van Ness’ reaction to Sophie TurnerAHAHSKDLELL
no one:
hallmark christmas movies: my mom is dead. but she loved the holidays so my name is jingle bells. but i hate the holidays and i'm a workaholic. oh no this guy is sexy and he's from a town that's obsessed with christmas year round for some reason. i'm going to have an antagonistic relationship with him until i see him save a puppy or a child
That was the reaction
how many games do you have to trade in at gamestop until they give you a gf?
you just have to give them your copy of sonic adventure 2 battle but it’s not worth it imo
i said games not priceless heirlooms
me: i think i look okay today
my body dysmorphia as soon as i step outside:
Is this still a phrase?
IT’S OCTOBER
IT’S OCTOBER
It’s not October but it’s close enough
American healthcare system be like
I️ fucking hate this
definitely made by a non-american with VERY little understanding of our healthcare system
there, I fixed it
More like
I’m crying at the corrections done to it.
i scrubbed my body with coconut oil and brown sugar, my skin is so soft and i smell so good
just like yah yah said lana doesn’t try to sell girl power & im honest to god so grateful for that. she just wants to have orgies on benzodiazepines
miley … taylor … katy … megan trainor: girled power ! flex ur woman’d bone … mama didn’t raise no quitter!!
lana: *dolpin noises* *horny ghost sounds over electric guitar* d a d d yyyy … blue jeans … fat cock …
me:
Liberal Memes
A model during a photo shoot distracted by first plane hitting the twin towers.
This photo has the weirdest vibe
Perfect display of liberalism.
Some cunt sitting down and watching chaos happen but does nothing but sit there and hashtag it on twitter. Fuck liberals!
what was she even supposed to do???? stop the towers from falling with her own hands???
She could’ve saved us! But she didn’t!
she was over on the bench
i love how this post started off with a freaky landmark-moment-in-time picture, devolved into prejudiced (and inaccurate) political commentary and then somehow, inexplicably nosedived into a john mulaney reference
#me when I lose my mom at the grocery store
uma thurman in kill bill vol. 1 (2003) maya hawke in stranger things season three (2019)
Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.
okay but what’s updog ?
Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.
No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released
You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.
No, that’s uptalk. You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.
surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs
You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
no that’s an updraft
updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them
No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.
No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.
No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
What’s a henway?
Oh, about 5 pounds.
GOTTEM
this post pushed me down the stairs and stole my firstborn child
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