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29 • Artist • PFP by zuzofait on the blue bird app

[kelpsyberri]

Trying to reach my goal of $200. I am offering commissions in this style and coloring for $30. 7/7 slots available. Please boost if you can’t support. I have quick turnarounds right now (1-2 weeks)

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[officialkendallroy]

GIRL 😭😭😭

[riotlion]

Why did he do that tho 😂

[roughentumble]

[lesbianshepard]

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

[stargoyle]

Big announcement:

Fucking petting hims

[vonkarmic]

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

[chiefofboatwatsonstittymug]

I'd like to amend this for 2026: Sabrina wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with Madonna

[thecryptkeeper]

[speedlimit15]

cherry bomb voice Hello tumblr hello blog

[trickstertime]

I'm your sh-sh- sh-sh- sh-sh- sharky frog!

Hello world, I'm your flower girl

I'm your ch-ch- ch-ch- ch-ch- candle frog!

Sleepy frog!

Strawberry frog!

Bluebird frog!

*song ends sort of abruptly*

[yayculture]

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

[ispyspookymansion]

[duckdotcom]

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

[finleycannotdraw]

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

[silky-selkie]

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[slushyseals]

Can I... a starving orphan... who is homeless... alone and unloved... perhaps trouble you for one small fish from that bucket? Please? -pathetic cough and helpless look-

[sewersoul]

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[sonichedgeblog]

All of the character portraits that the VMU would show during gameplay in ‘Sonic Adventure 2’.

[snottiesnot]

I'm gonna miss this bastard.

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