Life Unexpected

Kelsey, 22, she/her. Marine Biology Masters Student distracting herself with mostly TAZ, also animals. I live in Australia now. Go figure.

[everythingfox]

banana boy

[baroquefaolchu]

Why is there so much cotton in this- oh….

[marisatomay]

the sun set before 5pm today moodboard

[salvia-plathitudes]

[marisatomay]

might fuck around and read a 500 page physical published book in one sitting like it’s 2006 and I’m being bullied in middle school so I take refuge in the library and inhale books at a frightening speed that I have not been able to replicate since

[vladtheunfollower]

[trashboat]

great graphic, very helpful for selecting apples in regard to baking, but one amendment should be considered:

a red delicious isn’t an apple it’s a wet clump of bitter sand

[gothiccharmschool]

THE APPLE DISCOURSE RETURNS!

(Braeburn or nothing.)

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[profeminist]

“No more diets, only riots”

- grittyphilly

[saltykingsalty]

ALL HAIL GRITTY

[tiktoks-we-like]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[geneticist]

Candy-eating French Bees - Bees in France eating sugar from a nearby M&M factory began producing blue honey

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[xxred-five-standing-byxx-deacti]

@ruthless-rage literally me 😭

[thunderbot]

He wants to work but doesn’t want to ruin the music! This is quite nice.

[gallusrostromegalus]

This is like a PDQ Bach album- Marches for outdoor band and improvisational construction equipment.

[the-djinn-inside]

someone help him.

[thebibliosphere]

Anthony J-key-smash Crowley everybody.

[gemstar42]

[bold-sartorial-statement]

The J stands for jgdssvadfg

[stjudy]

absolute mood

[ungarmax]

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

[timotaychalamet]

[blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20]

turns out my life purpose isn’t supposed to be as small and silent and accommodating and convenient as possible

[tiktokarchive]

[The race countdown music from MarioKart plays.]