Thinking Bout Lights

she/her I make really dumb Cosmere theories and memes. Like, really dumb.

[candyredterezii]

starting a collection

[toadcroaky]

[international-repeater-station]

[softichill]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I still find it pretty funny that in fallout 3 you can get your karma down by just opening Moriarty’s terminal over and over again.

The slavers at paradise falls have heard of me. I’m the guy that opens people’s computers over and over again without asking first.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

[what-even-is-thiss]

My forbidden computer touching ways have caught up with me.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason I’m doing this in the first place is that a lot of evil karma options in fallout 3 are just inconvenient. Like I could go out of my way to blow up a city or I could not blow up a city and get a much more convenient free house and keep access to their merchants.

So in order to keep getting the full evil karma experience, every time I do something convenient or utilitarian that raises my karma I go back to Moriarty’s Saloon and just open his terminal over and over again.

Thus, my good boy points are eliminated through repeated computer touching and the regulators here are hunting me down for looking at Moriarty’s personal data a hundred times in a row.

[what-even-is-thiss]

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

[oifaaa]

When i tell you my enjoyment of comics went up when I accepted that they are soap operas which is also something I think the people writing comics need to accept

[oifaaa]

If you pick up a superhero comic like marvel or Dc expecting satisfactory character growth and a happily ever after youve already shot yourself in the foot if you pick up a superhero comic expecting a story where a witch lady falls in love with a robot and make two magic babies from parts of a demon soul only to then have the two children killed as their souls return to the demons and the witches memories erased so she doesn't remember any of this but then years later the witch regains her memories and she kills several people before changing the whole world twice and disappearing for several more years before reappearing in a foreign country about to marry the leader of said foreign country who also just so happens to be one of the biggest super villains in universe well then do i have the character and three decades worth of comics for you

[parachim]

inat's email game is wild

[hal-monitor]

✨⚾️ BASEBALL YURI ⚾️✨

[malindaisdead]

so apparently there's a type of parasitic barnacle that forcefems crabs in order to make them carry its eggs. and if that isn't like. wow. it's really sexy is what i'm saying. you could do big things with this.

[saul-tortellini]

Crab Hacker Barnacles!

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[punkitt-is-here]

at the pharmacy

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[ygosideblog]

who keeps giving her these things

[frommetrunui]

[super-saiyan-rose]

she ends up condemned too D:

[princesspornstar-deactivated201]

damn bitch get it together

[estrogenpatchnotes]

[megadethzenbu-deactivated202011]

She’s a Darklord now too

[ashestoashesjc]

[spdy4]

This what my phone translates the last card to

[ygosideblog]

hey guys guess what

her old friends joined her

[smooththegoofyshark]

Good for them fuck shit up ladies

[boobiemom]

I wanna add those two girls’ names as cards, and they’re pretty great names. 

Also they are 100% drawn to be placed at Condemned Darklord’s sides. 

This is what peak polyamory looks like.

[anthurak]

And just in case there was ANY lingering doubt as to what’s going on here…

Also it is literally called ’Darklord Pleasure’ XD

[anthurak]

In other news:

Maiden’s fall to the dark side has in fact done nothing to stop her raging kleptomania XD

[thebibliosphere]

Floating face down in a blank word document file, while not physically possible, is nevertheless a tangible authorial state.

[owenthetokencishet]

So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

[mono-red-menace]

the two genders are yes or no

[mono-red-menace]

and im STILL nonbinary!

[mono-red-menace]

so call me maybe

[red-r0ver]

via @bagginshield

[amarguerite]

Person who has burned too much midnight oil: Hunh I wonder why I am out of oil at noon on a Wednesday. It surely cannot be the consequences of my actions from the past month

[nocaffeineforlevi]

Kurt Wagner is NOT a Furry☝️however. He does believe in their beliefs

[sovietnam]