Tonight….. they dine like kings……
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@kenjifox
Tonight….. they dine like kings……
BASE PRICES ON COMMISSIONS WILL ALL RECEIVE AN INCREASE OF JUST 10% FOR 2018 AND ONWARD
Big ole’ commission info thing if you wanna get sum sweet arts from yours truly
Be sure to read up on my ToS and my other Commission Details for prospective commissions.
If you send me a message here, I’ll redirect you to my email [email protected] and we can start talkin’ some arts if you’re serious about ordering a commission.
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***I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone without warning or explanation*** **Non-fandom things will be priced case by case depending on complexity. Final pricing may differ somewhat from base price range depending on what needs to be done.** *Inability/Refusal/Omitting provision of a reference for a character may result in a refusal of your commission proposition*
Stuff I AM currently drawing at this time:
Invader ZIM-centric things (OC’s and Canon Characters) Other fandom-centric things (OC’s and Canon Characters)
Furries, Monsters, and Animals
Character Customs and Outfit Re/Designs Nsfw Sketches (must be 18+ to order and finished pics will not be posted to dA)
Things I’m NOT going to draw at this time:
Extremely large backgrounds
Anime
Comics
Fetish art (no matter how benign) —
Important Note On Invoicing
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I use Paypal almost exclusively for international transactions only!
But be aware that paypal transactions will carry a small fee on top of them due to the charge they incur for the use of their services.
Please keep this in mind and let me know if you’re out of country or have other circumstances that prevent you from completing a transaction through either payment method so I can write up the appropriate invoice with the appropriate service!
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Thanks for looking stuff over, friends <3
Reblog if you're a cuddler.
<3
NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.
...
* But nobody came.
this is literally how i dance
This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick
Holy shit
Please, never let this meme die.
This is the best one I’ve seen so far
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
noooooo stop
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
MY NEWEST (TOTALLY NON-CANON) DINGUS BECAUSE I CAAAAAAAN
His name is Amos, used to be known as Jimmy or “Slim Jim” back when he was a part of the Irken Empire.
After a slightly tragic event he decided mindlessly taking over the universe because can just wasn’t his thing so he decided to strike out on his own as a space cowboy.
He’s flamboyant and super comfortable in his skin and loves his assorted collection of strange and somewhat inappropriate shirts (although he’s shown in just a plain old white one here atm). His flamboyancy makes him popular with the dudes and often nets him as ‘that gay friend’ who will totally take you to the spa to have fun and relax.
He’s just a cool guy bein’ a dude.
Also Kiki used to know him and she doesn’t approve of his life choices very much.
Would YIFF/10
Kill confirmed.
MY NEWEST (TOTALLY NON-CANON) DINGUS BECAUSE I CAAAAAAAN
His name is Amos, used to be known as Jimmy or “Slim Jim” back when he was a part of the Irken Empire.
After a slightly tragic event he decided mindlessly taking over the universe because can just wasn’t his thing so he decided to strike out on his own as a space cowboy.
He’s flamboyant and super comfortable in his skin and loves his assorted collection of strange and somewhat inappropriate shirts (although he’s shown in just a plain old white one here atm). His flamboyancy makes him popular with the dudes and often nets him as ‘that gay friend’ who will totally take you to the spa to have fun and relax.
He’s just a cool guy bein’ a dude.
Also Kiki used to know him and she doesn’t approve of his life choices very much.
I love this. Would YIFF/10.
Launch angle positive. Can confirm trigger.
Don’t try :)
WHAT IS HAPPENING WHERE AM I WHAT IS THIS
I am in distress
@myrobotlandlord @rurikredwolf @cheshyerr
@heroboof
WOAH
That side of depression
Why do people never talk about the part of depression when you just don’t want anything anymore? Everybody talks about when it hurts like hell, when you cry, when you cut, when you take drugs, when you break down. But no one ever talks about when you just lay down in your room, with a hole inside of you that you don’t know how to fill, and you don’t want to do anything even the things you usually like. So you just spend your day kinda waiting for it to end. And it’s horrible because you feel empty and guilty for that at the same time.
There needs to be more awareness of this kind of depressed state. It’s often the kind that is mistaken for laziness. I call it “A” depression, and I know it personally. The symptoms are apathy and anhedonia: Apathy (lack of interest, enthusiasm, or concern and anhedonia ( the inability to experience pleasure from activities usually found enjoyable).
Red Fox posing in Algonquin Park
AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY FRIEND WHO ALSO REBLOGGED THIS GOT APPLE PIE 15 TIMES
IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CURSE
i’m gonna
this is not okay
so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks
I got 100 potatoes
seriously though, i didn’t think it would happen. it did. i don’t know how to feel about this…
maybe it’ll be nice to get something in my ask box for once…
WTF I REBLOGGED THIS AND TWO MINUTES LATER I GOT TEN “flipflop"S IN MY ASK WHAT THIS IS GREAT
It’s real!!
I’m laughing so hard
I’m ready fight me
I still wont get shit I’m not afraid
last time i got apple lmao
I literally fucking reblogged this not that long ago just because I thought it was funny and got 5 anonymous messages with just root beer. This post is one post that I can confirm fucking works!
Meh, it might be interesting to see what happens. I’ll reblog this, feed the cats, eat breakfast, and then we’ll see what’s up when I get back.
im kind of scared
GUYS GUYS GUYS
@bubblegumdrop1 explain
I’m ready
i dont know what i was expecting, but not this… xDD
This won’t work but whatever you gotta try
Holy fuck it worked
What the….. I don’t even like quinoa
this isn’t gonna work wtf it never works for me
@avengingdemons
Remember this? Our origin story?
Idk abt this m8
the last time i reblogged this i got WINDOW in my inbox 19 times
Last time I reblobed I got 26 onions
Last time I reblogged this, I didn’t get anything in my inbox. Maybe this time I will ://
Just gonna try?
Why not
LOL NOBODY FOLLOWS ME EHEHEHEHE *hides under aunties couch, shoves cat and smol cousin out of the way for their spot*
I GOT SEVEN “beet”
Fite me m8
I love stupid shit like this, bring it on.
promise, i’d never forget about you
When you want the succ but you tryna be subtle