[sexhaver]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[fernthefanciful]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[boxedsprouts]

those who grow

[ballbrain]

Kitsune possessed Okarun

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

fun fact: pigs can metabolize alcohol slightly better than humans, and they of course enjoy grains. this means that a pig can drink a beer as a treat. Rufus usually gets one a year, for his birthday. and he won't let the label stop him.

[littleguysdaily]

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

A few years ago I had this idea of dnd characters playing a human version of dnd…Finally made a small comic about it lol

[triviallytrue]

what trans girl in a frat one...

[drifty-bimbo-kitty-deactivated2]

This is one of the funniest fucking quotes I’ve ever seen

[greelin]

seeing men’s tits will not fix me but by god does it feel like it sometimes. does it make me feel alive

[odvulture]

The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Phantom of the Opera and Beauty and the Beast all speak to one of humankind most consistent questions;

can French men be loved?

[rose-colored-tea]

[coolxatu]

new theory:

world is flat but it has two sides

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

you’d fall off…..

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

only if you picked the wrong one

[affectionate-anarchy]

Tails

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

he’s in no danger that dude can fly

[memewhore]

[funeralcity]

affirmations

i am a cool bug

i am not gross

people who find me want to show me to their friends

i fill a valuable role in the ecosystem

macro lenses will not harm me

[demilypyro]

me: yeah i’m confident in my body, i’m just not confident that i understand fashion well enough to make it look like i know what i’m doing as far as pulling off femininity goes. i often enter clothing stores and can’t find anything i think would look good on me so i just lose my confidence and leave without trying anything on

new gender psychologist i’m getting to know: i mean that sounds like a pretty feminine thing to worry about to me

me: 

[demilypyro]

[welcome-the-magick]

The head of Medusa carved from BC Jade

Artist: L’AQUART

[limoncellolacroix]

“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

fuck. the final fucktier. these are the fucks of the fuckship fuckterprise

[hanorganaas]

[teathattast]

[notactuallythebrand7up]

[icedlondonfrog]

[podcastwizard]

You made your bed, now get fucked in it

this is the funniest goddamn ask on tumblr