âI just donât have the energy.â
â J.T. Barnett
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@kenzie-kake
âI just donât have the energy.â
â J.T. Barnett
anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???
march 1st through the 23nd: lasted 2 days
march 24th through the 31st: has already lasted three months
#What is it with this year and how do we all feel this simultaneously (via @shouldercharge)
23nd?
Idk how many times Iâve read this and still get surprised by the ending.
^Facts.
Iâve never been so confused and disappointed in my life
What a twist.
childhood movies [3/?]
the aristocats, 1970
âYOU DID THIS TO MEâ
I should not have laughed that hard at thisâŚ
the god damn comedic timing on this
@umbreo-n
@ijustdidafunny the face of absolute betrayal
Quotes from the Harry Potter Books [28/50]
Can you imagine what it must have been like growing up for George and Fred. Notice how I said George and Fred because we always call them âFred and Georgeâ as if they were one person - just like their mum. Their own family couldnât tell them apart. They didnât have perfect grades like Percy. They werenât as cool as Bill or Charlie. They werenât the youngest male like Ron and they obviously werenât female like Ginny. So they created a niche for themselves - The Pranksters. Because if people werenât even going to bother to tell them apart then they were going to make people pay attention by pranking people and acting out. Then some scruffy looking boy in their younger brotherâs year (ickle Harrikins) can tell them apart.
Thereâs a reason George Weasley and Fred Weasley never pranked Harry Potter - because heâs the only one that bothered to try.
I SWEAR I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME BECAUSE OF THE TEARS WELLING UP IN MY SOUL
I like to thing that George and Fred thought of Harry as their little brother too way before Harry had any romantic interest in Ginny.
Harry was also the one who invested in their niche fully, rather than being annoyed by it, he celebrated them for it. Â Thatâs why they gave him the Marauders Map and then he gave them the Triwizard gold:
â âTake it,â he said, and he thrust the sack into Georgeâs hands. âWhat?â said Fred, looking flabbergasted. âTake it,â Harry repeated firmly. âI donât want it.â âYouâre mental,â said George, trying to push it back at Harry. âNo, Iâm not,â said Harry. âYou take it, and get inventing. Itâs for the joke-shop.â âHe is mental,â Fred said, in an almost awed voice. ⌠âHarry â thanks,â George muttered, while Fred nodded fervently at his sideâ
Itâs why they agreed to his request Ron get some new dress robes out of it. Theyâre clever not just funny âthey always get really good marksâ but as OP says theyâre not as good as Percy, Bill or Charlie. They helped Ron get him out of the Dursleys:
âBut you canât magic me out either ââ âWe donât need to,â said Ron, jerking his head towards the front seats and grinning. âYou forget who Iâve got with me.â
They get him into Hogsmede , they (unknowingly) helped the trio break into Umbridgeâs ministry office. They liked Harry for himselfÂ
âThis is all your fault,â George said angrily to Wood. ââGet the Snitch or die tryingâ â what a stupid thing to tell him!ââ
And cheered him up when things went wrong, such as Harry being accused of being the Heir of Slytherin
âThey went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, âMake way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through âŚâ Percy was deeply disapproving of this behaviour. âIt is not a laughing matter,â he said coldly. âOh, get out of the way, Percy,â said Fred, âHarryâs in a hurry.â âYeah, heâs nipping off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant,â said George, chortling â
Or when Ron and Hermione were made Prefects and Harry felt left out:
âYeah,â said Fred slowly. âYeah, youâve caused too much trouble, mate. Well, at least one of youâs got their priorities right.â He strode over to Harry and clapped him on the back while giving Ron a scathing look.
They tricked Dudley because they know how crappy Harryâs home is:Â
âWe didnât give it to him because he was a Muggle!â said Fred indignantly. âNo, we gave it to him because heâs a great bullying git,â said George
And of course:
âGive her hell from us, Peeves.â And Peeves, who Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset.Â
Harry frequently heard students saying things like, âHonestly, some days I just feel like jumping on my broom and leaving this place,â or else, âOne more lesson like that and I might just do a Weasley.â
Harryâs relationships with George and Fred are some of my favourites
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Weapons of mass destruction
Oh my God, watch it unsheath its little claws in the first one
Iâve never identified with something more than this
Iâm 26 đ
My time is running out
People laugh when I try to explain Canadaâs vast climate and geography:
Like how in Manitoba, we have sand dunes in the Spruce Woods Provincial park
They just kind of hang out in the middle of the prairies.
Then thereâs the desert in Drumheller, Alberta, complete with wild cacti:
And then there are the rain forests in British Columbia:
âŚwhere you can find cute little fluffies like the Spirit Bear.
And then of course we have the tundra weâre so famous for. Â It looks a little different in the summer though:
but  in the winter it looks just like you think it would
Then, of course, the Rockies and all their many, many lakes
Thereâs the fjords in Newfoundland
Our boreal forests look particularly stunning in the fall
We even have beachesâŚreally nice ones too!
âŚanywayâŚI think itâs really cool. Itâs not all igloos and snow drifts, you know!
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Hero Rats
@jitterbugjive
THEYâRE SO CUTE AND GOOD AND SMART AND HAVE JOB
Iâll always reblog hero rats!
this same species is also trained to identify tuberculosis in samples by smell, meaning they can test for TB at a rapid rate with a high accuracy :)
The organization that trains the rats is APOPOÂ
You can sponsor a rat and you will get adorable personalized emails telling you how well âyourâ rat is doing! I did this for my sister a few years ago and sheâs still getting emails about Martok the HeroRatâs mine-clearing successes and called it the best gift ever.
SPONSORÂ AÂ RAT
I wanna sponsor a rat. I wanna do it
Great gift idea
when miguelâs grandma is everyoneâs grandma
This is the most important thing I have ever reblogged
this man is unreal
bonus:
i am so jealous of europeans
three hours of travel and theyâre in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously
three hours of travel and iâm in another town thatâs just like mine
except three hours awayÂ
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
Isnât it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me
Unfollow me too
this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice
and if you call pedophilia an âorientationâ or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire.Â