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based on this post:
this is what they fantasize about while scrolling tiktok mindlessly
@gofish05 Enormous brain thank you, I did need to make this its own post however because I do have thoughts about this, namely:
There is no universe in which Yuna Hollander has not, unfortunately, seen her son-in-law's dick.
Hollanov's sex life is extremely active. This is canonical. Even when they are Going Through It in TLG, they are having sex the entire time. I believe at one point Shane puts it in such a way to imply that they aren't talking except to argue but they ARE fucking. I have said before that I believe they would continue fucking even if they divorced. Knowing this, I believe that several things are true:
1. Yuna becomes slowly aware of just how horny her only child is. This is a fire that everyone must jump into, eventually, with their parents/adult children. After the frying pan of child rearing and childhood comes the flames of knowing each other as adults. For every moment sitting in the kitchen hearing the saddest words ever spoken come out like a confession from the mouth of your grown child (Yuna has many of these moments with both Shane and Ilya) there also comes a moment where you realize that your child is a sexual being. It's spiritual payback for when your child sat down one day after having The Talk and realized that you had to fuck to make them.
2. This is how Yuna, God BLESS her soul, finally figures out that despite loving him more than life itself, she HAS failed Shane in a number of ways, chief among them being that she has never given him enough privacy. And yes it IS seeing the fully erect penis of her son-in-law that does it for her. She has a moment soon after the Cottage when she has barged into Shane's house and she's just popping in! Just seeing how things are going! And at no point did she even think to make sure that it's not one of the few precious days that Ilya could make it up from Boston. She comes around the corner of the entryway and there in the kitchen in full daylight is her son bent over the kitchen table and yes, Ilya has put himself in front of him but Ilya is ALSO naked and--it's there. It's out. And Yuna immediately walks back out the door and crouches on the front porch and tries not to die of embarrassment. And when Shane opens the door to her, bright cherry red almost ten minutes later and not making eye contact, she at first wants to be mad. Because that's her son, and it's broad daylight, and the windows are open, and it seems disrespectful to Shane as a person to just DO THAT to him--
And then she realizes that A. She has no right to think like this because it is Shane's house and Shane's boyfriend and she has no real say over the way those two things combine and B. Shane is an adult. Shane, unfortunately (...fortunately? Yuna has always wanted her child to find love and be cherished) probably wanted EXACTLY what was happening.
These are things that Yuna needed to realize and she will recognize this. But it's suuuuper uncomfy when it happens. And it continues to be uncomfy for awhile! She apologizes to them and things are awkward with them (Moreso with Ilya than Shane, to be honest--the man really does look like he wants to be launched into space) but she's learned her lesson, at least somewhat. There are growing pains yet to come with this whole new dynamic, adding Ilya to the family and everything that comes with it. It's a trial by fire but flowers grow in its wake.
3. Yuna sits up in bed for several hours in the dark and then, very suddenly, turns on the light and leans over David and shakes him awake.
"David."
"Was' happ'nin?"
"David. I really am a little worried. I'm sorry, I just can't stop thinking--David, the--the size? And how often are they--is it healthy? Could it--"
"Yuna. Please go to sleep, hon."
"David--"
"He's an adult, Yuna. I'm sure they're careful. Please stop thinking about it. For all our sakes."
One day at the cottage, Shane and Ilya wake up super early and they're both hard, so obviously they have lazy morning sex about it. Then they fall asleep and when they wake up again they go for round two, then a third one in the shower.
"Three rounds before breakfast," Shane comments while they're drying off. "That has to be a personal record."
As soon as he's said it, he and Ilya lock eyes, the same idea occurring to them both.
This is how they end up spending the whole day trying to wring as many orgasms out of each other as physically possible.
It's fun at first, a little bit aggressive in a playful way. They try out new positions and chirp each other ("That's five for me, try to keep up Hollander!") and just generally have a great time with it.
As it takes them longer and longer to get hard after each round, the mood shifts. They are nearly constantly touching and it should get to be too much, shouldn't it, but instead it's like something's been unlocked for them, a bottomless hunger kept at bay for years because they never had enough time to satiate it.
They have time now and they are gorging themselves. It's desperate, almost frenzied, and they're not even talking in between rounds anymore, too busy kissing every inch of each other they can reach.
Eventually, they start to get tired. They've been sore for hours and it's starting to get painful now, so again the mood shifts. The touches turn gentler. Ilya spoons Shane and fucks into him, hips just barely moving because it's painful for the both of them but neither one wants to stop.
That last round lasts forever and by the time they finally come, they're both crying. Shane turns around as soon as Ilya slips out of him, giving him the softest, most tender little kiss.
"I really don't wanna get up to shower," he mutters, the first clear words spoken by either of them in hours. "I don't know if I can even walk right now. This was a terrible idea."
Ilya laughs. "It was maybe not a good one," he agrees. "I think my dick might fall off."
"Mine too," Shane groans. He tucks his face in the crook of Ilya's neck, where he is warm and sticky with sweat. It would gross Shane out if he wasn't also sweaty all over. "At least we broke double digits."
"It was a worthy sacrifice."
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Stakes are a really important part of character creation, because characters are part of a narrative. So often when something is viewed through a negative lens in a character’s arc, such as Ilya’s hedonism and devil may care lifestyle, it’s not (always, I’ll speak for myself) because that attribute is negative for people in real life, but because nothing in a character’s arc should be by accident. Whether Ilya’s former partying ways are viewed negatively or positively by him, it should have a reason to be there. Whether he was lonely, bored, high on life from being away from his family, swept up in it, or just loves a good party because HE’S fun at parties and likes to socialize, there has to be a reason that then affects the narrative. And there has to be fallout. In TLG Ilya somewhat misses being the life of the party, but it’s not because he doesn’t have the opportunity to do so (he even says that he SHOULD be bonding more with his team, raising morale as captain), but because of his depression and focus on his long distance secret relationship, he’s finding it difficult to be invested in that old persona. Doesn’t mean he rebukes it, but it is an effective way to show character transformation. When he invites Shane to Bood’s party I think it’s an attempt to merge the two sides of him that have since separated. It’s like Shane wanting Ilya to know his parents, so that he can feel like they’re all on the same planet. Ilya in TLG is having trouble navigating being in love but closeted and still the larger than life ringleader he once was.
I think after coming out and the dust settling, Ilya will have somewhat of a renaissance. It takes him one minute to want to brag about being with Shane to Scott Hunter. And I think it might take Shane a minute, but he’ll ultimately want to join Ilya in the sunshine. Not because they OWE the world their private life, but because now they can bond with the people around them on a deeper level.
I wanted to give Harrison Browne his flowers in what little way I could so here’s this quick portrait. What an inspirational human being. (And the only pro hockey player on the damn show.)
Best of luck in all of your endeavors. I hope Connors got his room service.
We all deserve sunshine. ☀️
Anyways, time for the real met gala
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the post is getting unwieldy in a "do you love the color of the sky?" manner, but ilya learns this while reading through an allergy forum and it keeps him up at night for WEEKS
shane is peacefully snoozing away after a tasty allergy-compliant dinner and meanwhile ilya is just
I could have killed him with one blowjob
ILYA'S TURN TO WAKE SHANE UP FOR A PLAN HE'S BEEN THINKING ABOUT FOR HOURS
ilya: "shane, shane wake up"
shane, head lifting but eyes still closed: "hmrph?"
"i am signing us up for first aid class, yes?"
"hrumph?"
"this way if there is a peanut blowjob or something, we will know what to do."
shane, FULLY incapable of processing that sentence, especially at 3 in the fucking morning:
OP: #heated rivalry #shallergies #THERE COULD BE PEANUTS *IN* HIS DICK SHANE #THE INTERNET SAYS IT IS POSSIBLE #meanwhile shane wakes up the next morning like 'damn i had the WEIRDEST dream last night'
This can't be fucking real oh my god.
RIP Anthony Stewart Head
Anthony Stewart Head sings Sweet Transvestite from The Rocky Horror Show.
Head played Frank N. Furter in the 1990–91 West End revival of The Rocky Horror Show at London's Piccadilly Theatre, with Craig Ferguson as Brad Majors.[11] In 1991, Head's rendition of "Sweet Transvestite" was released as a single by Chrysalis Records.[12] Head played the role again in the summer of 1995 at London's Duke of York's Theatre, a May 2006 tribute show at London's Royal Court Theatre, and an October 2000 production at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, Las Vegas, Nevada.[12]
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the way shane SHOVED his way through the door at their second hookup does always make me cackle imagining the one time he does that and ilya doesn't move back fast enough and just gets fucking NAILED with the door.
man shows up to the bus the next day with a bruise across his temple and cheek and everyone is just ??? rozy?? what happened??? did someone come after you after??? you didn't even run your mouth THAT much in this match???
and t GOD ilya is a pro at just making things up on the spot because even if he and hollander WEREN'T secret, there is no way in HELL he is going to admit to sporting a shiner because he just didn't get out of the way of a door fast enough.
OP:#he DOES hold it over shane forever as is his right as the injured party 😌 #man is NOT putting in the work that night #HIS turn to lay back and look pretty hollander #(this resolution lasts approximately 0.7 seconds before he's gripping shane by the hips and thrusting up but he. tried.) #PFFT OH MY GOD #in the afterglow the bruise has started to show up and shane comments on it #and does genuinely feel bad #but ilya fucks himself over by teasing him with a 'you could always kiss it better 😚' #and shane rolls his eyes and grumbles about the fact that ilya has definitely earned it atp with how much shit he talks all the time #but he does still feel guilty and leans up to kiss ilya's cheek and then temple with the same tenderness he kissed ilya's forehead #after their first time #and now ilya is faced with Oh God The Feelings Found Me Again #YOU PLAYED YOURSELF MOTHERFUCKER #FIRST YOU GET HIT WITH A DOOR NOW YOU GET HIT WITH THE FEELS
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We should do this more on this website.
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Person 2: -pulls out the historical documents-
I have been brought before the scriptures and my heresies found canonical.
I accept the judgement "unoriginal" and "should have looked it up first" but, in my inadequate defence, Tumblr's search function does fucking suck.
Defense found perfectly cromulent. Let Baddywronglegs free, and let no mark be against said blog.
"I have been brought before the scriptures and my heresies found canonical" is an all-time banger line.
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