Orange to Lilac

Não sou normal, mas sou inofensiva :D I'm not normal, but I'm harmless :D Raquel, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil Shipper + Many fandoms + Randomness My blog is such a mess just like my bedroom Take a chair and sit on the floor

[sixthrock]

the current featured article on wikipedia is really really really really good

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[curestardust]

Today is Strawberry Juice Day! Come make a toast with me!

[kotaki]

“Brimming With Energy, From Piping Hot Rice! Cure Precious!”

[curestardust]

[ms-demeanor]

I wonder if people say this about people standing in line at a movie theater. Or buying gas to go on a camping trip. Or picking up ice cream at the grocery store. Or buying a paperback book.

You have to let people pay for entertainment without being shitty about it. You have to let people spend money on little things that bring them joy without trying to excoriate them with guilt over not using their entertainment money to feed a child or buy someone else's medicine.

Do you know why? Because otherwise the burn out and become incapable of helping anyone even when they want to.

Anyway, if you pull this shit on one of my posts I'm blocking you.

[rudywiser]

[pleu]

goofy yui x9 (+1 mary-chan)

[autaux]

[aisawa72]

キュアプレシャス

（2022/01/09）

[namsoek]

Fame, money's not everything, I already know it.

[namsoek]

Fame, money's not everything, I already know it.

[marinella-ela]

[deposito-de-tirinhas]

por paulo ciência

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

hallmark movie

woman: i have a high paying job in new york city that i love and christmas isn’t that important to me

her black friend: you need a MAN

woman’s dad: come to the small town,, we are suffering without a baker for our town festivale

woman: ok dad

man: i harvest maple syrup for a living and make 2 dollars a year

woman: :/

man: will you harvest maple syrup with me…

woman: i’ve decided i hate my job and i’m going to resign myself to making christmas tree ornaments in fuckberg for the rest of my life

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

This should have been prefaced with “we forced a bot to watch 1000 hours of christmas movies”

[crazyintheeast]

Petition for Netflix to do a reverse Hallmark movie. A housewife from a small town has to go on a trip to the Big City due to some inheritance issue(her husband of course doesn’t accompany her because he is a lazy ass). In the process she finds out that she fucking LOVES the big city. She loves the possibilities, the culture, the life,the night life,

She also just happens to find a job she loves, decides she doesn’t actually want children, that she hates going to church, that she never really liked either her or her husband’s families

And then her angry husband calls her:

husband: where the hell are you? You were supposed to be done with this b.s two weeks ago? I don’t have any clothes. Mom had to come here to do the laundry and she is so pissed at you. You better be here to prepare Christmas dinner!

woman: Actually dear I decided not to sell my great aunt’s flat. In fact I decided to move to the city. Also the reason I am calling was to tell you that I am filing for divorce

husband:you bitch. you will regret this. i will leave you penniless

women: actually dear in case you forgot dealing with the finances was something you considered beneath you so all the bank accounts are in my name. but don’t worry. i’ll leave you the house. maybe now you will actually bother to do the repairs I have been asking you to do for years. merry Christmas. All tell your mother to go fuck herself

[breatherunlive]

That is a Christmas movie I would watch.

[riphuntertimemasterlegend]

@incendiaglacies Thought you’d get a laugh out of this.

[so-momable-blog]

Honestly not unlike the second act of my life #butItookthekidstoo

[tiralatele]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

this is the biggest plot twist of our generation

[ruelukas22]

I thought there was no way he could come out of that looking like a winner and he proved me wrong so hard

[valleyvulpes]

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[nasturbate]

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog