Sassafrass

Gayyyyy ● my personality is stored in the tags tbh

[innerchildabortionclinic]

notice how it's "with mama" and not "with papa". even in a fake cutesy tumblr scenario, she took the fucking kids. <- what I imagine i'd be posting as a divorced dad on tumblr

[airframeextender]

[iamhisgloriouspurpose]

I was in my senior high school English class when the principal announced this news on the school PA system. Our teacher started crying, and the nine of us students cheered. Our teacher said that she was horrified by our lack of respect for Reagan. One of the other students replied that we were horrified by Reagan’s lack of respect for anyone other than his rich white friends. She never forgave us for it.

[unpeeled-human]

also on bsky..

[lycaniums-room]

An ad for your deepest desires :)

[sweetcherryblossomswrites]

You know what I just admire the graphic design on this

It FEELS so much like a real ad I expect to be sold some sort of car tyre or something but it’s just about biting

1000/10 excellent job

[piamio]

“A soft hand to his cheek, drying the tears he still couldn’t reel in, that slipped under his hot, burning blindfold.  (…)Senkuu found himself leaning into the warmth, his hands were warm.”

TW FOR ABUSE @rainingskyguy​ ´s fic, counting the seconds is so good. I suddenly got the urge to draw Senkuu in that specific part.  Hope you like it

This is not shipping fanart. It´s exploration in character behaviour.  thank you very much.  

[secondlina]

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[brucebocchi]

perfect headline. no notes

[brucebocchi]

LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!

[trappedinavelociraptor]

[hermit-gunsmith]

They left the best one off

[newathens]

baby i’ve got half finished wips you couldn’t even imagine

[newathens]

[the-prophesied-disco-gay]

In a truck stop bathroom washing my hands today and 2 boys, looked about 5 and 9, came in with their little sister who looked maybe 2. The following whispered conversation made my entire day

"We have to wait, there's a lady in here!"

"That's not a lady, he has a mustache! We can be in here!"

"Some ladies have mustaches! And she has boobs!"

"Well some guys have boobs! Like Uncle Jake!"

"Uncle Jake is fat!"

At this point I could not contain a chuckle and both whirled around with identical looks of panic on their faces. I smiled and said "it's alright for you guys to be in here so your sister has help, don't worry. And I'm both! That's why I have boobs and a mustache. Some folks are just built that way"

(In unison) "Ooooooh!"

(older boy) "So do you use Sir or Ma'am or both?"

"Both, but I prefer Sir"

"Cool! Well thanks Sir! We have to help our sister now!"

This was in a small town country truck stop and both boys had "Murica" type stuff on and neither of them had any issue at all with these concepts. Their mom approached me while I was in line about 10 minutes later and apologized for them bothering me in the bathroom (they had told her about the interaction) and she and I had a lovely little chat too. I got to introduce her to the term "intersex" and her reply was "I think I've heard of that before! I didn't know that was the word for it. Amazing how many different ways God can make people!"

Sometimes the world is good. More often than you might think, if you give it a chance. It's not all bad loves <3

[lesbx]

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

[lesbx]

i was also zathura’d. i got both jumanji’d and zathura’d. Statistical impossibility but sad and true

[lesbx]

Can we not victim blame

[silasoctakiseron]

[sponsoredbyadhd]

[goblinfables]

:O

[goodfriendo]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

This is what it feels like to talk to neurotypical people

[deathgasmic]

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

[deathgasmic]

[vapingbaby]

[dragaszagom]

[aviculor]

[snow-white-shadow]

[crazydiscoturkey]

[lifeisablackhole9]

you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[niuniente]

Did you know that there's another Chocolate Guy called Kris Zhaokai?

[charlesoberonn]

[down-sizing-redux]

Babe wake up new chocolate guy dropped. No, not a new chocolate guy video, a whole new chocolate guy.

[journal-three]

what the fuck happened to Dennis