Seymour. We love you. You can do no wrong. BUT FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, WHO GAVE YOU CAFFIENE?!?!
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hello vonnie

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oozey mess
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$LAYYYTER

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shark vs the universe
styofa doing anything
Claire Keane
macklin celebrini has autism
YOU ARE THE REASON
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#extradirty

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Seymour. We love you. You can do no wrong. BUT FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, WHO GAVE YOU CAFFIENE?!?!
Caffeine Store
Ketchup store
my teeth should be sharper. my tail should be fluffier. my bank account should be fuller
Can we get an update on the magma tigers?
Too scary, I prefer slugs and snails made of lava. A "Magcargo" or "Slugma" if you will.
What if it's a snake
Christmas music / Christmas songs or Christmas movies?
Christmas music / Christmas songs
Christmas movies
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The movi s don't get stuck in my head in the middle or july
Breaking News!
List of countries that aren't real:
France.
Sealand.
Ohio.
New Jersey.
Pufferfish.
Australia.
@the-principality-of-sealand
you really just gonna take this?
Oh no.
Oh no.
Don't tag Sealand...
@very-real-australia
LOOK AT THIS SHIT POOKIE
Not Australia too!
I **could** tag ohio if i really wanted to..
Oh no...
Oh dear..
@ohio-thestate @france-unofficial @france-the-third @totally-france
The news is slandering y'all 😔
I'M NOT EVEN A COUNTRY 😭
Yup- because you're not real.
NOOOO I'M A STATEEEE
@the-official-news . . . O O
What?
Am I a country?
News to me
To real Clef: Well, aren't you a little... let's say worried about the SCP fandom growing bigger? I mean, I am happy it's happening but there obviously will be the dark side of the fandom: die-hard shippers, mary-sue creators, scp weebs and alot of other things.
Let’s see.
Shippers take an interest in our characters and relationships and fantasize about them.
Mary Sues want to be part of our world and be badasses.
Weebs… I’m not sure what those are… but I’m sure that they love our setting…
Those aren’t the dark site of a fandom. Those are the over-excited fans that need to be calmed down. The real dark side of a fandom are the jerks.
- RL Clef
I do feel like I should qualify my statement, as on second reading, I see where the original anon is coming from.
I don’t think the problem with the groups mentioned (the shippers, the mary sues, the weebs, etc.) are that they are shippers, mary sue creators, and… I’m gonna call them “fandom fanatics” instead of weebs. Because, to be honest, there’s really not much wrong with them most of the time.
I mean, I personally don’t think that Clef is gay, but I’m tickled and amused at the fanart of him flirting with Kondraki. I don’t particularly like Mary Sues, but I can understand the impulse of wanting to join a universe and be the biggest badass of them all. And… I’m still not sure how fans of Japanese culture apply to SCP Foundation? I’ve taken a few shots at Otaku and katana supremacists in the past. I guess that applies.
I think what it comes down to, for me, is that… well, there’s really nothing wrong with loving something. People think it’s cute to have Clef molest Kondraki, or think that Iceberg and Gears make a lovely couple. More power to them. People want to write mary sue fanfiction about being the prettiest one in the Foundation. More power to them (though they’re likely to get shot down if they try to post their stories to SCP Wiki… we do have standards there.) People like japanese culture and want to incorporate it into SCP? I’ve written an entire article all about introducing an interesting Korean myth to the greater world, because of its unusual take on a particular mythological archetype.
I think where the problem lies is when these groups become jerks too. It’s not enough to think that Clef and Kondraki are a cute couple, you have to angrily shout down anyone who thinks Clef and Lilith OTP. It’s not enough for you to try and incorporate a culture you like: you have to aggrandize it and exaggerate its accomplishments. It’s not enough for you to write about being the best in the world… you throw a fit and angrily scream at people who point out the weakness of your writing. That sort of thing.
I don’t know. I guess what I’m trying to say is that I’m not willing to automatically exclude anyone just because they write Mary Sues or ship people or like Japan… unless they’re jerks, too. Then fuck them.
Clef
HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS
what if we filled scp-682's cell with galaxy gas
He cries for 0.2 seconds and then murders us
Alright.
Breaking News.
Pokémon cards taste awful.
How do you know
No reason...
What is that usenrmaememe
Their useename
Alright.
Breaking News.
Pokémon cards taste awful.
How do you know
No reason...
What is that usenrmaememe
Thank you for this autism
For what
Autism
I did not give you autism, it just happens.
You're autism official /lh
Can't call ya C huh. I'm calling you Sea
...Fine.
BUDDY
i hate to vagueblog but ummm one of you is a spiders
Watch out for men called Georg
They live in caves
Thalia Winterberry, pleasure to meet you.
Welcome to the blog, I am not a teacher, english isn't even my first language, mod pronouns any/all and character pronouns she/her, this is a RP blog and I'm always open to asks.
Bit of lore: Thalia walked into a school and has been unable to leave since even when others seem perfectly able to, so, after a year or two she decided to start maintining the building and learn from the stuff she found, eventually deciding to teach anyone in here. she sometimes hears odd noises but tends to ignore them.
Thalia's appearence explained: you can not see her face or, just most of her head in general, as if it's permanently encased in fog, sometimes ahint of green eyes can be seen or the movement of her bright red hair but not much gets through
This blog might expand to host multiple characters, but for now it's just Thalia, I hope you have fun and this will update as I go <3
Others in this school:
@floatingcamel23 - Unable to leave since touching the death box
@jermboz - official school cat, capable of exiting
@forlam-dictionary - hired itself here, unpaid, capable of leaving
I'm also here. I've been in the vents since i "died"
You what now
She's also here did you not hear
No??? Since when??? Did you put her here?!
No but i did
I love butter!!!! I love salt!!! :D
What about me :(
MY CAT JUST ATE MY FUCKING STEAK
For context it was a different cat from the one that kept eating my damn pudding, so what im gathering is that one of my cats has a sweet tooth and the other is a fucking beast bc it ate a steak thats over half its size
Didn't the steak eat the cat
Do you hate Gen Alpha?
Do you hate Gen Alpha?
Yes
No
Generation Alpha, or Gen Alpha, is the demographic of people born between 2010 and 2024.
Babe i AM gen alpha
good morning :3 or good afternoon :3 I don't know what time it is! this was written at 1:58 on a monday
WAIT I WANNA ARGUE WITH SOMEONE ONLINE
could someone who lives in a different time zone please debate me on what time it is
It's actually 88:54!! Easy mistake to make