ketchup

#prev a furfan is another word for furry

Ketchup store

woman-becomer

my teeth should be sharper. my tail should be fluffier. my bank account should be fuller

facts-i-just-made-up

Can we get an update on the magma tigers?

Too scary, I prefer slugs and snails made of lava. A "Magcargo" or "Slugma" if you will.

What if it's a snake

this-vs-that

Christmas music / Christmas songs or Christmas movies?

Christmas music / Christmas songs

Christmas movies

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The movi s don't get stuck in my head in the middle or july

Breaking News!

List of countries that aren't real:

France.

Sealand.

Ohio.

New Jersey.

Pufferfish.

Australia.

real-chicago

@the-principality-of-sealand

you really just gonna take this?

Oh no.

Don't tag Sealand...

oceaniddoesstuff

@very-real-australia

LOOK AT THIS SHIT POOKIE

Not Australia too!

oceaniddoesstuff

I **could** tag ohio if i really wanted to..

the-republic-of-california-fr-fr

Oh no...

Oh dear..

@ohio-thestate @france-unofficial @france-the-third @totally-france

The news is slandering y'all 😔

ohio-thestate

I'M NOT EVEN A COUNTRY 😭

Yup- because you're not real.

ohio-thestate

NOOOO I'M A STATEEEE

maryland-officially

@the-official-news . . . O O

What?

Am I a country?

Yup!

News to me

To real Clef: Well, aren't you a little... let's say worried about the SCP fandom growing bigger? I mean, I am happy it's happening but there obviously will be the dark side of the fandom: die-hard shippers, mary-sue creators, scp weebs and alot of other things.

Let’s see.

Shippers take an interest in our characters and relationships and fantasize about them.

Mary Sues want to be part of our world and be badasses.

Weebs… I’m not sure what those are… but I’m sure that they love our setting…

Those aren’t the dark site of a fandom. Those are the over-excited fans that need to be calmed down. The real dark side of a fandom are the jerks.

- RL Clef

scp-l4-clef-alto-001

I do feel like I should qualify my statement, as on second reading, I see where the original anon is coming from.

I don’t think the problem with the groups mentioned (the shippers, the mary sues, the weebs, etc.) are that they are shippers, mary sue creators, and… I’m gonna call them “fandom fanatics” instead of weebs. Because, to be honest, there’s really not much wrong with them most of the time.

I mean, I personally don’t think that Clef is gay, but I’m tickled and amused at the fanart of him flirting with Kondraki. I don’t particularly like Mary Sues, but I can understand the impulse of wanting to join a universe and be the biggest badass of them all. And… I’m still not sure how fans of Japanese culture apply to SCP Foundation? I’ve taken a few shots at Otaku and katana supremacists in the past. I guess that applies.

I think what it comes down to, for me, is that… well, there’s really nothing wrong with loving something. People think it’s cute to have Clef molest Kondraki, or think that Iceberg and Gears make a lovely couple. More power to them. People want to write mary sue fanfiction about being the prettiest one in the Foundation. More power to them (though they’re likely to get shot down if they try to post their stories to SCP Wiki… we do have standards there.) People like japanese culture and want to incorporate it into SCP? I’ve written an entire article all about introducing an interesting Korean myth to the greater world, because of its unusual take on a particular mythological archetype.

I think where the problem lies is when these groups become jerks too. It’s not enough to think that Clef and Kondraki are a cute couple, you have to angrily shout down anyone who thinks Clef and Lilith OTP. It’s not enough for you to try and incorporate a culture you like: you have to aggrandize it and exaggerate its accomplishments. It’s not enough for you to write about being the best in the world… you throw a fit and angrily scream at people who point out the weakness of your writing. That sort of thing.

I don’t know. I guess what I’m trying to say is that I’m not willing to automatically exclude anyone just because they write Mary Sues or ship people or like Japan… unless they’re jerks, too. Then fuck them.

Clef

Nice

HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS

thescaryhyperfem

what if we filled scp-682's cell with galaxy gas

He cries for 0.2 seconds and then murders us

Alright.

Breaking News.

Pokémon cards taste awful.

gaysexonthefloor

How do you know

No reason...

What is that usenrmaememe

Eh?

Their useename

Alright.

Breaking News.

Pokémon cards taste awful.

gaysexonthefloor

How do you know

No reason...

What is that usenrmaememe

autism-official

Thank you for this autism

For what

Autism

autism-official

I did not give you autism, it just happens.

You're autism official /lh

the-gimmick-cia

Can't call ya C huh. I'm calling you Sea

...Fine.

BUDDY

emil

i hate to vagueblog but ummm one of you is a spiders

Watch out for men called Georg

They live in caves

the-gimmick-teachers

Thalia Winterberry, pleasure to meet you.

Welcome to the blog, I am not a teacher, english isn't even my first language, mod pronouns any/all and character pronouns she/her, this is a RP blog and I'm always open to asks.

Bit of lore: Thalia walked into a school and has been unable to leave since even when others seem perfectly able to, so, after a year or two she decided to start maintining the building and learn from the stuff she found, eventually deciding to teach anyone in here. she sometimes hears odd noises but tends to ignore them.

Thalia's appearence explained: you can not see her face or, just most of her head in general, as if it's permanently encased in fog, sometimes ahint of green eyes can be seen or the movement of her bright red hair but not much gets through

This blog might expand to host multiple characters, but for now it's just Thalia, I hope you have fun and this will update as I go <3

Others in this school:

@floatingcamel23 - Unable to leave since touching the death box

@jermboz - official school cat, capable of exiting

@forlam-dictionary - hired itself here, unpaid, capable of leaving

queen-eliz-2

I'm also here. I've been in the vents since i "died"

the-gimmick-teachers

You what now

She's also here did you not hear

the-gimmick-teachers

No??? Since when??? Did you put her here?!

No but i did

i-am-a-fish

I love butter!!!! I love salt!!! :D

What about me :(

bees-official

MY CAT JUST ATE MY FUCKING STEAK

bees-official

For context it was a different cat from the one that kept eating my damn pudding, so what im gathering is that one of my cats has a sweet tooth and the other is a fucking beast bc it ate a steak thats over half its size