THE KEVIN PIASTRA!

STAND-UP | WRITER | IMPROVISER | FILMMAKER | VOICE ACTOR | CARTOONIST | PHOTOGRAPHER | SCULPTOR | MUSICIAN | INVENTOR | TIME'S 2006 PERSON OF THE YEAR! (dead inside) WEB: twitter.com/kevinpiastra www.funnyordie.com/kevinpiastra www.YouTube.com/FrostyChickenProds

[kevinpiastra]

Lunch with Dilly open for resverations .mov from Kevin Piastra on Vimeo.

Original Stretch Films channel upload made private: m.youtube.com/watch?v=lifihSfCiqI&feature=youtu.bec

I spread the video far and wide, getting over 6,000 views before it went private. Apparently no takers.

John is not hosting lunches at his apartment anymore. Or anywhere. I was the one fan to take him up on the offer, supposedly as a donation to fund the short film "Howl If You Love Me"... but no budget or completion guarantee has been released, fans have no way of knowing where their money is going--unlike modern crowdfunding through platforms like Kickstarter.

Note how John insisted you get in touch with him "though his website" (website not secure and inactive for years) as opposed to giving out the contact email or putting it in the description. His excuse was it was a vetting process, as I will delve into deeper in another upload.

[kristina100000]

*closes the fridge with my hips* oh how feminine of me to do that

[kevinpiastra]

Ppl post the meal looking nice on IG but I wanna start a trend of posting the aftermath.

I liken it to how gorgeous a woman can look after the throws of passion.

The frizzled hair, sweaty, panting.

The release.

There’s something beautiful about the aforementioned aftermath...

The high-heel dangling off a lamp, bra stuck to the curtain thru static, wet spots on the bed.

Steamy.

Magic just happened!

A collision of mammals!

In that intimate moment, someone is truly unmasked

[spacemandilly]

You can still contact Dilly at [email protected]

Sorry for the overdue message

[star-sailorr-deactivated2017100]

someone: water tastes like nothing!

me, an autistic who is hypersensitive to taste: what

[nicollekidman]

all the reviews for atomic blonde are like “its an empty aesthetic film where charlize theron just dresses up in nice clothes, kicks the shit out of dudes, and has random sex scenes with women” as if that wasn’t my dream action movie 

[fuckyeahpikacha]

#so like every male action movie #but bc it has a front lady suddenly is not good enough for you

[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

*vomits up a dinosaur-shaped sponge* alright who switched out my pills

[spacemandilly]

You can still contact Dilly at [email protected]

Sorry for the overdue message

[kevinpiastra]

Trump’s 4 year reality show is over.

It certainly feels like we’re back to “real”Reality ™

But I’ll be vigilant of this new administration as well.

For now, time to celebrate. No more dealing with a jack ass. So enjoy my festive Mule log

[kevinpiastra]

Trump’s 4 year reality show is over.

It certainly feels like we’re back to “real”Reality ™

But I’ll be vigilant of this new administration as well.

For now, time to celebrate. No more dealing with a jack ass. So enjoy my festive Mule log

[kevinpiastra]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/LIFE-IN-TRANSITION-DVD/313378173860?hash=item48f6cb73a4%3Ag%3AJmcAAOSwwRpf~Qy2

LIFE IN TRANSITION DVD | eBay

Can be autographed, inscribed and doodled on by Courage creator John R. Dilworth himself, just request it! Selected to screen in the 2008 Mu

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kevinpiastra]

It was the Texas then the NJ now yes Fl

[allofthemwitches-deactivated202]

2021 I’m reading a book a week and getting laid

[throwbackblr]

  Can you jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace?

[persona-q-deactivated20221028]

what my parents think i sound like when i tell them how to change hdmi on the tv

[kevinpiastra]

She’s behind Q ANON

[jaubaius]

Stoat on a trampoline

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

unrestrained summer fun

[uncle-jingo]

I want to have as much fun as a stoat on a trampoline

[kevinpiastra]

Your first time taking Adderall versus your billionth time taking Adderall

[whitepeopletwitter]

[amuseoffyre]

My money says that’s what plesiosaurs were like: fast underwater, extra padding for buoyancy, long neck. Look at their skeletons!

It’s just like this:

They’re basically large horizontal penguins with a long tail and spiky teeth.

[autumngracy]

OH SHIT THEY PENGUINS!!

[v0idbird]

OH SHIT PLESIOSAUR PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!

[uncle-beanbag]

This is the inherant problem with most reconstructions. It’s just unknown how much fat the animals really had.

[psiotechniqa]

looks legit

I’ve seen similar points be raised about skeletal reconstructions for hippos if we use that same logic

[theshallowassumer]

Also the feathers, we are forgetting all the feathers