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[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[nude-tayne]

[reactionimagesdaily]

[captain-price-returns]

[grey-leno]

These are the kinds of road near met life stadium. The Meadowlands are not walkable. Before they developed the land it was a wetland, and the parts that arent highway or mall or hotel or warehouse are still wetland. You will get hit by someone in the right lane who got tired of all the people in the left lane only going 10 over the speed limit and wants to go 30 over the speed limit.

[captain-price-returns]

Ok that makes more sense.

[achillesinhighheels]

It’s a tony soprano summer

[godisafujoshi]

What this means

[uncensoredhijabii]

[kosmogrl]

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

[my-dailydreams]

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

she’s just like me fr

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

do not ask me for advice on your little crush

[minecraft]

[canoncanidae]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[infimace-blog]

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

[flutterbvnny]

daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive

[kosmogrl]

[f-like-m]

Start

[ewaneneollav]

if Humpty Dumpty ever stopped being in danger then he would lose his identity & go insane

[segamascott]

many of you seem to live like this