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twenty | film and art | melbourne

[bspolitics-deactivated20140630]

[divatownsmayor]

you see that. obama is jesus of the ants

[wingkink]

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

[wingkink]

Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t

Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together

Me:

Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.

Me:

Me: what

[luidilovins]

You dont have to make the sandwitch

[studyblr]

reblog for good things to happen to you

the universe will listen

[electricxmayhem]

it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel

[androginking]

When You First Come Out w/ @toomuchducky

[oisynbly]

Let her have the gayke!

[theheartisalonelyhunter]

This is so cute and nice

[m4d-minute]

the gentle “it’s me, I’m gay”

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[idiotlibra]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[hashtagloveloses]

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

[i-hate-life-so-so-much]

#me trying to figure out life

[tkkatherineblog]

[kaleighbytheway]

The very excited blonde lady owns the resort where this is taken. She’s super excited because this is the closest they’ve ever come in before. Everyone else is less excited because this was taken crack of dawn; when blonde lady realized how close the whales were coming, she ran around waking everybody up to see it.

[theillogicalvulcan]

A good, wholesome post.

[effyeffa]

what kind of menimist move nick omg

[profeminist]

[bob-belcher]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I’m sending him a friend request LMAO

[devincastro]

[cmrnjhn]

Reblog. Every. Damn. Time. ❤️❤️❤️

[safetypinpenny]

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[balancethepower-deactivated2018]

I remember when this video first appeared because it was probably the first time I’d come across the concept of a happy settled gay relationship and I really really remember it

[dylanprogress-deactivated202311]

This is perfect.

[phaxes]

via weheartit

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[weloveshortvideos]

He actually told the time

[velocicrafter]

HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?

[jhameia]

OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME

[monnichi-blog-aka-legend-of-sora]

At first I was just like- why is everyone so impressed that someone knew how to read a clock?

And then I got it.

[magnezone-deactivated20170108]

i paid $150 for this textbook 

[brootalnoodles]

what

[fahraemizta-blog]

screams

[jayrockin]

hot

[peggygravel]

Better than 50 Shades of Grey.

[odioquestavitacositanto]

octopus 

[thatblondeperson]

Ok before I realized this was about an octopus…..that was the most terrifyingly disturbing thing I had ever read.

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THE MAN HAD FIVE ARMS AND HAVEN’T STOPPED YET

[elodieunderglass]

my blog is too much randomized anger and roaring here is octopus sex

[nokiabae]

it’s been 4 months and I can’t stop thinking about this tweet

[tastefullyoffensive]