⟡ Asher, much like actual canines, has a chocolate allergy (that doesn’t stop him from trying to eat more than he can safely consume though)
⟡ Elliott has a whole sleeve of tattoos dedicated to Pokémon
⟡ Guy has at least 20 journals lying around the house that he uses to write down ideas for his screenplays and little thoughts throughout the day
⟡ Ollie loves “Board Af” and it’s why he has half the board games he has now
⟡ Geordi likes wearing huge sweaters but he always gets too hot so he’s constantly taking them off and putting them back on again and when Cutie asks why he doesn’t just keep them off he says it’s “for the aesthetic”
⟡ CulinaryProfessor!David, whose cold demeanor quickly vanishes when he gets into a rhythm. One moment, he’s standing over the class going over instructions, and the next, he’s chatting and scoffing over a dumb joke while helping put cheesecake in the oven
⟡ Health&SportsSciencesProfessor!Asher, who spends his time during breaks pestering David for free food (his argument is that he’d be a really good [and unbiased!] taste tester for the students' dishes)
⟡ Theatre&CreativeWritingProfessor!Guy who dresses in work casual, aside from the silly socks he likes to show off at the beginning of the day
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⟡ ArtProfessor!Elliott, who always has a quick fix for something. Broken paintbrush? Tape a pencil to it and use that as the body! No ceramic glaze left for students to use? Just cold finish it with wax or epoxy resin!
⟡ ArtHistoryProfessor!Sunshine, who is never beating the dating-another-professor allegations
⟡ CriminalLawProfessor!Sweetheart who likes to tell their students all of the craziest stories from their investigations
⟡ AccountingProfessor!Aaron, who fought to have incredibly long office hours so he can better help the students who struggle but are too anxious to speak up in class
⟡PsychologyProfessor!Warden, who used to be a corrections officer but now is retired(ish) and spends the rest of their time teaching
⟡ MechanicalEngineeringProfessor!Corvus, who is an incredible teacher and knows basically every tiny detail that goes into his field of study
⟡WaterResourcesEngineering!Dear, who is actually really good friends with Corvus outside of work. They spend a lot of time just chatting and talking about shared interests (sometimes they meet up with Lasko and Dreamer and make it a double date of sorts)
⟡ After making that crack ship post a longgg while ago I just keep thinking about how cute they would be together
⟡ I’m just such a sucker for “therapist” type characters. I wanna see them together!
⟡ I wanna see Naos comforting Cam when he starts getting flashbacks to Baby’s memories! I wanna see Cam comfort Naos about the overwhelming emotions he must feel coming off his clients when helping/feeding from them! I wanna see them work through their savior complexes together and tell each other they’re enough! Just as they are!
⟡ They’re the perfect characters for the Sun X Moon trope. They would be so gentle and soft spoken with each other. I can literally just imagine an audio of them coming home after a long day, and they just cuddle and comfort each other ☹️
⟡ Ik it’s kinda (really) an unpopular opinion, but I acc like the Speaker X Speaker audios. Ik it’s not what ppl are wanting when they’re listening to Boyf ASMR ikik, but it’s so fun to have these once-in-a-blue-moon audios where I just get to fangirl over these silly guys being all lovey dovey with each other, maybe it’s the hopeless romantic in me LOL
⟡ I’m kinda also just feinding for more canonically queer couples. Like I love Damien and Huxley, but I wanna see more yk (ig this is just me being greedy tho😅)
⟡ Also their names being so different in length is just funny to me
⟡ ok yap ovr, just wanted ppl to know I’m going insane over these characters that prob don’t even know each other ❤︎
⟡ Vincent has had an on-again-off-again crush on them since high school. It’s a little bit ridiculous that he hasn’t confessed yet
⤷ His Crush actually fell for him first, way back in sophomore year. They never said anything, though, and it kinda fizzled out up until recently
⟡ His Crush’s really sharp canines poke out when they smile sometimes, and he thinks it’s adorable (it’s also another reason why he calls them a vampire)
⟡ Vincent’s mom cannot keep a secret for her life and has almost slipped up on multiple occasions. Vince is always having to cut her off and rerail the conversation back to something other than his feelings for them
⟡ His Crush absolutely hates those cargo pants and makes fun of him for wearing them every chance they get
⟡ Vincent will sometimes just show up to their place unannounced, snacks in hand, ready to play whatever games they have and stay up till all hours talking (and eventually falling asleep on the couch together [his favorite part])
I forgot how funny Lasko’s first audio is imagine it’s your first time receiving literally any form of a magical education and the first thing your guidance counselor does is joke about suffocating another student and then leaves the meeting insinuating that he’s gonna go get his dick wet at 7/11
LMAOO and that’s the part that gets me the most abt this bc they CUT HIM OFF after he starts backtracking just to tell him the specific location oh fl ilysm
I forgot how funny Lasko’s first audio is imagine it’s your first time receiving literally any form of a magical education and the first thing your guidance counselor does is joke about suffocating another student and then leaves the meeting insinuating that he’s gonna go get his dick wet at 7/11
⟡ Sweetheart & Warden, who met while working on Vega's case, with Sweetheart investigating Vega and Warden dealing with the aftermath
⟡ Dear, who loves to teach/tutor Starlight because of how much they engage with their lessons
⟡ Bestie & Sweetie, who match each others freak and gossip about their obsessive boyfriends
⟡ Smartass, who met Baaabe in the break room and immediately fell in love with their look
Relationships! ⠄⠂⋆ ･ . ❤︎
♡ (Vamp!)Lovely & Treasure, who met while they were each taking a late-night walk, ruminating on how their life/friendships ended up
♡ Cutie, who likes to be in Honey's mind, loving how their thoughts always contradict their words
♡ Obscura & Dreamer, who comfort each other when the other's visions/flashbacks get too much
♡ Darlin' & Angel, whose first encounter was Darlin' interrogating Angel for somehow always showing up during their hunt for Quinn, and Angel trying to flirt their way out of questioning
⟡ William has a personal library so huge it has multiple floors and needs a couple of those rolling ladders to reach the top shelves
⤷ He considers it his safe space and prized possession as he’s collected each book himself
⟡ Lincoln's favorite animals are hedgehogs and capybaras
⟡ Adam never took care of his place (as he was always out and about) and would treat his apartment more like a storage room than a living space
⟡ Cam loves peanut m&ms
⤷ He jokes that he’s glad he’s a daemon and not a human so he can eat a disgusting amount and not have to worry about getting sick
⟡ Alexis likes to tap on things with her nails because she knows how much the sound annoys everyone in the house
⟡ Ë͇̠͕́́c̵̼͍̦̀͘͝h̴͚͙̽͑̚o͌̚͜͝’s favorite Redacted couple is Freelancer and Gavin
⟡ Corvus is absolutely fascinated with the different ways humans listen to music
⤷ They like to take turns going to each other's places and listening to music on Lincoln's record player, Dreamer's CD player, and Theo's cassette deck
⟡ Xavier was double-jointed and liked to freak people out with it
⟡ Brachium has a broken horn from someone grabbing at him while trying to escape the river of death
⟡ Theo was an outdoorsy kid and always came running back to his parents with some sort of weird critter in his hands (and promptly told to put it back immediately)
⟡ Dreamer is always fidgeting with their jewelry
⤷ A lot of their piercings are still healing long after they got them because they just can’t leave them alone
⟡ Quinn has a thing for teeth, the more “imperfect” the better
⟡ Naos primarily lives in/prefers Aria
⤷ His favorite thing about Elegy, though, is music and he will stay and explore music/record shops while out
⟡ Kody would describe his tastes as “niche” and “esoteric”
⟡ Lovely is an incredibly adventurous eater and loves to torture Vincent (a picky eater) with the foods they try that they know he definitely wouldn’t like
⟡ Vincent had a watch phase at one point
⤷ His vanity is full of neatly organized watches that Lovely bought for him
⟡ Vincent likes to fall asleep curled up on Lovely’s lap like a puppy
⟡ Lovely collects old movie memorabilia and has different parts of their house dedicated to different movies collectibles/posters
⟡ Lovely plays piano occasionally, and they’re pretty good at it
⤷ They used to play when they were younger but slowly quit due to college stress
⟡ Vincent had a minor pet hair allergy before he was turned
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