redacted headcanons but i clearly have a favourite
ts is long btw sorry
angel loves the smell of david. there’s been so many times during pack movie nights (and some afterwards of smash tournaments) where angel is passed out, nose deep into david’s armpit
in their school days, tank and asher were a regulars when it came to ISS (in school suspension). tank because of attendance and asher because of class disruptions. milo went once or twice over some verbal altercations. the only time david was ever in the office was when he was being picked up for appointments (aka david was a goody two shoes, same with amanda)
guy once made a 67 joke to a customer and it got him blasted on google reviews
aaron got a crested gecko when he was like 12 and that gecko has been living the best life ever since (those fuckers apparently live for like 18 years?? idk but that lizard is his pride and joy)
despite not knowing how to cook almost anything, angel can make a mean batch of cinnamon buns. this is something david did not find out until very late into the relationship
david has a lot more ‘dog’ traits than he thinks he does and will deny everything when confronted with any claims. some examples being that he has an unofficial spot that he HAS to sit in on the couch, literally growls, can eat like a beast (haha get it bc he’s a wolf so that’s basically a beast hahaha), and like a typical wolf he will groom and take care of his loved ones (ex. fixing ash’s hair, filling milo’s water bottle when he notices it’s almost or completely empty, has cleaned tank’s depression room several times as a teenager, etc)
marie finds all of the mates (listeners AND sam) hilarious
angel is a pierced out baddie (the very few that they didn’t do themself were done by babe)
angel, tank, and sweetheart are avid zombie media lovers. tv shows, video games, movies, books, etc (totally not projection… yeah….)
adding onto the previous hc, angel has dressed very alternate and has since they were about 14 once they realized they didn’t HAVE to avoid certain topics around certain people (seriously. i’m tired of the “helpless innocent wittle baby” act people force upon angel. that bitch has a loud mouth and does not gaf when it comes to calling someone out)
growing up, sunshine was over elliott’s so much that they all just got used to them being around 24/7. there were even times when sunshine and aaron have gotten into typical sibling bickering and got scolded (bonus: elliott wasn’t even home during most of them when they did happen)
damien had childhood dreams of being a chef (which is why he is usually the main cook for the friendsgivings)
david is one of those freaks who has military time on his phone
david is also one of those freaks who puts hot sauce on every meal. started out when he was a teenager and tried being different but then realized how much he liked it
sweetheart’s rbf goes crazy
babe thought that ash just hung out with a bunch of assholes the first few months of dating. the assholes being david (because he lowk was a major ass), sweetheart (thought they were going to get yelled at by the look of sweetheart’s scowl), and a little bit for milo but understood he was being playful
angel has one of those mary poppins purses that is comically large and somehow has nothing and everything in it
lovely only had their learners permit before the inversion. the reason being that their driving was so shitty that they failed their test so many times (according to California laws you have 3 attempts in 12 months, they failed all three several years in a row). only just got their learners about 8 months before the inversion, despite trying to get their license since they were 16
sam had the same flip phone for many years, and did not upgrade until it was being held together with tape. the new phone he bought was an iPhone 14 because it was on sale at Best Buy, otherwise he would have gotten one of those modern touch screen flip phones.
angel had big dogs growing up and thought they could handle how big david would be when shifted. they were very surprised at how large he was.
Where to find them easily, a list of links to each audio, and why they're not available on YouTube.
*Updated 16 / 03 / 26. If you can't find what you are looking for here, it may have been removed from Patreon on this date due to Patreon Guidelines (blatant censorship). This really sucks, I hope everyone is polite to Erik about it.
Where to Find Them
You may have heard about some audios through the grapevine, but they are missing from the character's playlist on the Redacted Audio channel. Not to worry! They are all free on Patreon.
Note that a canon audio that was removed from a character's playlist has a place in that playlist. The playlist will have a short filler video showing that a video from that place between the other videos in the playlist. That is how you determine the order to listen to these removed audios.
Format; start with the character's name. Then bullet points, which contain links (green) that go directly to a Patreon audio, and a brief description of the audio in brackets which can outline the audio's chronological place in a playlist, the HBS/HBW year, or which canon universe it's set in (e.g. Imperium Universe, Fooliverse, Non-Canon).
Audios are more or less in chronological order, however some were reuploaded to patreon at the same time, therefore the order is unclear. These have been marked with '***' so if you know what order any of the marked audios should be in, let me know!
Vincent:
Sadistic Vampire and Flirty Vampire Fight Over You (also includes Adam, extended version of ''Vampire Conflict'', read the trigger warnings)
Getting Hot Under the Fireworks With Your Vampire Boyfriend (HBS 2021)
Fireside Cuddles Get Hot With Your Vampire Boyfriend (HBW 2021)
Getting Hot Under the Moonlight With Your Vampire Boyfriend (HBS 2022)
Going All the Way With Your Vampire Boyfriend***
Seduced and Bitten By a Flirty Vampire in Your Bed***
Gavin:
Your Dom Incubus Confesses His Feelings For You (extended version of his confession video)
Hot and Heavy With a Dom Incubus at a Party (HBS 2021)
Getting Hot Off the Ice With Your Incubus Boyfriend (HBW 2021)
Gavin Hot Boi Summer (HBS 2025)
Sneaking Kisses With a Dom Incubus at a Party***
Video games Take a Spicy Turn With Your Incubus Boyfriend***
Aaron:
Taking Care of Your Overworked Boss Boyfriend (HBW 2021)
Celebrating With Your Dom Boss Boyfriend***
Getting Steamy With The Boss In His Office***
Celebrating Your Dom Boss Boyfriend's Promotion***
Geordi:
Staying Warm With Your Boyfriend the Fun Way (HBW 2021)
Teasing Your Boyfriend Telepathically at the Pool Party (HBS 2022)
Asher:
Romantic Picnic Under the Sun With Your Sweet Werewolf Boyfriend (HBS 2021)
Warming Up From the Snow With Your Sweet Werewolf Boyfriend (HBW 2021)
Massaging and Teasing Your Sweet Werewolf Boyfriend (HBS 2022)
Teasing Your Sweet Werewolf Boyfriend***
Ivan:
Your Boyfriend Tells You Everything He Wants to Do to You (Post Sadisms' Hold Ivan)
Guy:
Your Switch Boyfriend is Feeling Submissive... Mostly***
Getting Hot and Ready With The Pizza Guy***
Sam:
Getting Hot and Wet in the Pool With Your Vampire Mate (HBS 2022)
Hot Boi Summer '24 Sam Reupload (HBS 2024)
Sam Hot Boi Summer (HBS 2025)
Lasko:
Getting Hot at the Movie Theater With Your Submissive Boyfriend (HBS 2021, Non-Canon)
Getting Hot in the Office With Your Submissive Professor Boyfriend (HBW 2021, Non-Canon)
Beating the Heat With Your Nervous Submissive Boyfriend (HBS 2022, Non-Canon)
Teasing Your Submissive Boyfriend With Help From Your Incubus Lover (Non-Canon, includes Gavin, and is Lasko centric unless subscribing to the SO tier)
Your Needy Submissive Boyfriend Begs For You (Non-Canon)
Domming Your Nervous Submissive Boyfriend (Non-Canon)
Huxley:
Getting Hot at a Party With Your Himbo Boyfriend (HBS 2021, Non-Canon)
Heating Up in the Bedroom With Your Himbo Boyfriend (HBW 2021, Non-Canon)
Down and Dirty With Your Himbo Boyfriend (Non-Canon)
David:
Hot and Wet in the Pool With Your Tsundere Werewolf Boyfriend (HBS 2021)
A Steamy Shower With Your Tsundere Alpha Werewolf Boyfriend (HBW 2021)
Getting Steamy With Your Alpha Werewolf Boyfriend Under the Sun (HBS 2022)
David Hot Boi Summer (Public) (HBS 2025)
A Night In With Your Tsundere Alpha Werewolf Boyfriend***
Nick:
April Fools | Your New Submissive Boyfriend is a Neko (April Fools Shitpost)
Damien:
Getting Hot on the Beach With Your Tsundere Boyfriend (HBS 2021, Non-Canon)
Hot Tub Relaxation With Your Tsundere Boyfriend (HBW 2021, Non-Canon)
Hot and Heavy With Your Tsundere Boyfriend (Non-Canon)
Milo:
Showertime Fun With Your SoftDom Werewolf Boyfriend***
Getting Your Feisty Werewolf Boyfriend Hot and Bothered (HBS 2021)
Getting Hot By the Fireplace With Your Feisty Werewolf Boyfriend (HBW 2021)
Heating Up in the Bedroom with Your Feisty Werewolf Boyfriend (HBS 2022)
Milo Sleep Aid Rerelease
Fooliverse Milo Hot Boi Summer (HBS 2025, Fooliverse)
Elliot:
Exploring Your Fantasies With Your Dreamwalker Boyfriend***
Elliott Hot Boi Summer (Public) (HBS 2025)
James:
IMPERIUM AU | Reunited and Hypnotized By Your Childhood Friend (Imperium Universe, read the content warnings)
Porter:
Porter Hot Boi Summer (HBS 2025)
Blake:
Blake Hot Boi Summer (HBS 2025)
Why They Were Removed
In September or 2022, YouTube threw a hissyfit and removed a number of videos from Redacted Audio's channel for overstepping the guidelines regarding adult content. Technically justified, given the content, but it was quite frustrating for the fans and for Erik to deal with.
The channel was temporarily banned from releasing new videos as a result. Once the ban was over, Erik continued releasing videos as normal. There have been a few more bans since.
When a channel is temporarily banned, there is a period of time afterwards that the channel must not violate any guidelines or the channel will be permanently removed. With this in mind, Erik released the 2025 HBS audios on Patreon so that he could continue writing and releasing more steamy content while working in the YouTube post-ban timeframe. If that makes sense?
⟡ Aaron, who grew up with perfect teeth vs Elliott, who had braces
⟡ Cutie, who has clear skin despite only washing their face with water, vs Geordi, who still has acne despite a 7-step skincare routine
⟡ Milo, who meticulously researches and looks at every review before buying a new fragrance, vs Asher, who grabbed a random bottle, thought it smelled nice, and has worn it ever since
⟡ Vincent, who watches TikToks, vs Porter, who watches Instagram Reels, vs Sam, who watches YouTube Shorts
⟡ Dear with long hair vs Freelancer with a buzzcut
Smartass sitting on Aaron’s lap, desperately grinding against him when he says he has work to do. On a Saturday. He’s denied them all week due to long hours and important projects, and they’re at their wit’s end. Aaron chuckles darkly, kissing their neck in consolidation. “Soon.” He says. As if he didn’t say that 30 minutes ago. Smartass groans and buries their face in his neck, hips moving and desperate for some friction.
When he’s finally done he rewards them thoroughly, devouring them as they spread their legs on the bed, fists grabbing the sheets as he dips his tongue in their core and sucks on their most sensitive areas.
They’re a puddle by the end of his “reward”
Aaron with his sleeves rolled up his veiny muscular forearms
Aaron with neatly styled hair, but that one strand perfectly falling in front of his face and framing it. Add some glasses and he’s infuriatingly hot.
He runs a hair through his hair and Smartass has to bite their lip to control themself
Aaron taking his glasses off before kissing Smartass deep and passionate, hands at their waist pulling them close, one hand cupping their cheek as he angles his head and deepens the kiss
Smartass wearing right pants and a shirt that has one too many buttons unbuttoned. They lean across the table, and Aaron is granted a view of their chest on display. They smirk before standing up and leaving his office, swaying their hips as they do.
Aaron waking Smartass up with his lips on their inner thigh. He grazes his teeth, dragging it up to their core before pressing a kiss right at the apex.
Smartass grinding back into Aaron when they feel his arousal in the morning. His breath hitches, and all of a sudden they’re both wearing too many clothes.
Update im still yearing for an audio where the speaker reacts to there listener BURSTING into unstoppable tears. And have it be the first time they saw them cry. I NEED TO FEEL THERE HORRIFIED DESPITE FEAR BRO PLEASE.
Asher, Guy, Darlin, and Elliot seem like people who are fighting for their lives to put on a fitted sheet.
Huxley can't fold or sort laundry; socks end up in the shirts pile, and he doesn't know the difference between his clothes and Damien's.
Gavin and Ollie are bad at directions. Gavin can't read a map.
Blake, Cutie, and Anton are bad at spelling.
Ivan, Freelancer and Milo are wonky parallel parkers.
Neither Hush nor Doc can arrive on time.
Treasure and Avior are lost on social media, whereas Honey, Starlight and Xavier go down deep into social media rabbit holes; threads, video series', drama.
Vincent is bad at doing taxes.
Lasko, Smartass and Aaron can't decorate their homes and offices to save their lives, their spaces look like brutalist, minimalist hellscapes. Smartass's phone had the same blue geometric default background for six years.
Damien and Sunshine break their phones a lot.
Porter is always three years behind on fashion trends, but dresses the trends to a T.
