Redacted headcanons because I have nothing better to do:
Angle buys David flowers every week, not just grocery store ones, but absolute masterpieces of arrangements that look like they belong in the louvre, and when they travel for work they bring a flower with them to see when they die they can order flowers to the house, and even after all these years David still gets butterflies.
Sam’s favorite song is Time in a bottle by Jim Croce, every time he listens to it he can’t help but think of Darlin. He tries not to play it around them because if he does and he looks at them he’ll start to chew on his bottom lip trying to hold back tears, they somehow start to look like a memory in slow motion even though they’re right in front of him.
Asher absolutely loves to surprise his friends with random gifts that he drops on their porch with a note that’s signed “-from your secret admirer ;)”. Everyone knows it’s him, he knows everyone knows it’s him, but it doesn’t take away from the fun of his favorite way of expressing his love to who he loves.
Lincoln gives the best massages ever, it’s practically his love language at this point. There’s not one person who doesn’t feel as though the world is being lifted off their shoulders when he massages them. Sometimes he has to stop himself from giving people massages if he wants them to stay awake. If you think you’re immune, you’re not.
Lovely has always had this habit of biting their lips, inside of their mouth, fingers, and nails since they could remember but they’ve slowly accident weaned off it because the fact they’ve either accidentally nicked themselves or left a full on hole in whatever they were biting with their fangs.
Gavin is a film enthusiast, he has a journal where he notes down what he thinks about a movie while he’s watching it, and afterwards he rates it, he’s had many journals over the years that all completely filled to the brim. When Huxley introduced him to letterboxd he felt as though his third eye had been opened.
Babe cannot help themselves when they’re around anyone with even slightly long hair, they are phenomenal at almost any hairstyle you could think of, it doesn’t stop and just one hair type, you think they can’t do it? They’ll happily prove you wrong.
Lasko loves to take care of anyone who’s sleeping, if he knows they run hot he’ll turn down the temperature, and if they run cold he’ll cover them with a blanket. If he sees you sleeping and you’re sleeping in an uncomfortable position he’s adjust you or your pillow so that you don’t wake up with a sore back or neck, and his favorite thing of all is when someone rests their head on his shoulder to sleep.
Ivan doesn’t do eye contact, not because it makes him uncomfortable or anything, but that instead of looking at people he just stares through them, and if he’s not doing that he just avoids eye contact until whoever he wants to look at looks away so he can burn holes straight through them by how intense his stare is. If you saw the way he looked at Baby you’d get chills and you wouldn’t be able to look for that long because of how agonizing it would be to just stare. Even from a far.
Darlin has never been one to really take care of their belongings, except for this very expensive vinyl player with a surround sound system with speakers they’ve had since they were 16, they never splurge on themselves but when they have extra money they love going to any record store to pick out and add to their extensive collection.
Milo has an absolutely monumental cologne collection. He has these huge, beautiful shelves that have all his colognes, and he’s had multiple nightmares about them breaking and shattering his colognes. Everyone who’s ever met him has asked him what cologne he’s wearing.
Elliot has the most wide, angelic, babydoll, doe eyes ever, you’d think he’s a vampire thats tranced every person he’s ever met by how people look at him, it’s by far his best feature. Not to mention he has the fullest and longest lashes ever that add to that.
Treasure naturally smells like caramel, dates, and fudge. Without anything on, even if they’re fresh out of the shower that’s just what they smell like. Every time they put on any kind of perfume or cologne it always has a sweet undertone. Their looks weren’t just the only thing that drew porter to them.
Azmidi is very tall and lanky, he’s not overly thin, but everything about him is abnormally long which makes him look even taller, his finger are very boney and long and no matter what he’s holding he completely dwarfs whatever it is. His collarbones are also very prominent and very eye catching.
Vincent is extremely beautiful, not just conversationally attractive, but genuinely the definition of the word beautiful. If you dropped him in any timeline he’d be the beauty standard no matter what. Everything about his face down to his toes is drop dead gorgeous. He’s been scouted by countless modeling agents, one of the reason that he doesn’t need to trance anyone is that anything that comes out of his mouth doesn’t matter because all you can focus on is how beautiful he is, so you’ll just stare and nod at what he’s saying no matter what it is.
Freelancer knows how to vibe with absolutely anyone, the amount of times they’ve gone to a bar, jazz club, even the movie theater and they’ve come out with a new friend is unbelievable, they’ve signed up to way to many classes because a random stranger who is their friend has convinced them to come with the next time they go it’s a surprise they haven’t gone bankrupt or kidnapped.
William isn’t ever really present, no matter when or where you encounter him, which is rare enough as is, but it genuinely doesn’t matter who you are it’s very disconcerting by how you feel as though you can’t properly get a word out even if he’s looking you straight in the eye because it feels like his mind is somewhere else, not like he’s day dreaming, but like he’s trying to figure something out, it’s never the same thing, it could be about you, it could on what type of approach would be suitable to approach a fellow house about something he needs to discuss, but you’d never know.
Sweethearts favorite thing is to wrap their arms around Milo from the back, no matter how inconvenient it is they just love to rest their chin on his shoulder while their arms are around his waist while they subconsciously slowly shift their weight from side to side making it look like the two are slow dancing.
David has always been an athletic guy, trying out many different sports, but the one he is the absolute best at is track. He is extremely fast, he can outrun anyone easily, and if you see him run it might just give you the false hope that you could be as fast as him because of how easy he makes it look.
Alexis loves walking, she has her fancy cars, which she adores, but nothing will ever even come close to the feeling of walking and just thinking, not weather will deter her. She’s always been stubborn with just about anything, but even if she wasn’t she wouldn’t give up a midnight stroll for anything, it doesn’t matter if she’s has a million things to do, it will fit into her schedule somehow.
Honey has the most varied hobbies ever, they’ve never had enough storage anywhere they’ve ever lived, this also makes them an amazing gift giver because of the fact that they can craft, make, and do just about anything, they could talk to any stranger out and about from any age group and they’d be able to related to them somehow because of a shared hobby.
Vega has watched The Princess Bride and absolutely loved it, he actually really liked the plot, he does not like romance movies at all, but seeing as this movie isn’t all JUST romance he throughly, deeply enjoyed it. At the end of the day the whole point of the movie is that true love conquers all, even death, he really loved it
(Sorry if this doesn’t match how you see the character it’s just some fun lil headcanons, also ik some make no sense but just pretend, also u have a specific reason i made the colors the way they r i swear its on purpose)
