[theythemerson]

the issue with writing the sequel to pussycurse is that the premise hinges entirely on colt playing even passably well and in reality he’s like the second worst player i’ve ever seen swing a bat

[theythemerson]

well.

[theythemerson]

never back down never what!!

[s0litair3]

pete crow-armstrong known winners room menace

[guiltfactory]

realistically a lot of ships would never fuck without a degree of dubious consent if not straight up rape

[skintnminted]

bro i'm trying to shotgun you stop sticking your tongue in my mouth

[mutationgirl]

don’t fuck with me, I’ve got a spreadsheet with your cock on it

-what?

a spreadsheet with your penis’s information

-huh?

[doitbuckley]

the most romantic thing a character can do is prematurely ejaculate

[sonicnurse]

the sorrowful and grieving pervert has logged back on

[interleague]

Why does everybody think I'm joking

[chateauofmymind]

when it’s the top who goes limp and takes it

[valtsv]

>fandom designated dom top character

>look inside

>overcompensating control freak who would benefit from cnc where they get hunted down and pinned like a butterfly speared on a needle

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[blu3str1k3]

[thisarenotarealblog]

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

[morganoperandi]

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

[whumpster-fire]

[lycanr0t]

I don't want characters to do aftercare actually I want them to have violent impulsive crazed sex that they both kind of hate and feel disgusted by and they never ever address it and instead keep coming back for more as a form of self harm and mutual understanding that they will just feel awful bad about it and kinda want to die forever

[keystonecombination]

A nsfw blog entirely dedicated to half-naked pictures of bears just reblogged a pic of cal raleigh from my main and then followed me 😭😭😭 okay yeah man I feel that

[dogmotifv2]

those men arent gay and not only are they not gay they should be killed. and some of you need to hear this. badly

[keystonecombination]

Brock Rodden puppyplay but he bites down hard as fuck on your arm and starts whipping his head back and forth

[keystonecombination]

"Cole slid right through Uncle Josh's legs here!"

[keystonecombination]

Ok rpf glasses off: I think it showed a certain immaturity on Colt Emerson's part that he didn't speak up about his injury, I guess he's showing his age there. Apparently he might even need season-ending surgery?? At first I thought it was an IL stint mostly just to save face about the mariners super-expensive prospect being booted back down to the minors but it sounds serious. On the same topic, I think the M's strength/conditioning staff or their team of trainers should be shot because what the fuck is up with all the injuries this season???

Ok rpf glasses back on: the thought of Colt Emerson purposely hiding his injury from his team and trainers has me bricked.

[keystonecombination]

I wonder if he took notes from Josh "is clearly playing through his hand/wrist issues" Naylor