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[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

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scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

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☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[stonersheep]

Im already having bad luck but i dont need more

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ᴏᴜᴛʀᴏ: ʙʟᴜᴇ sɪᴅᴇ

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~more daily texts with jungkook~

-admin grace :)

(keep the requests coming! its been fun making these)

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I loved that photoset omg, will you post more daily txts like that? maybe 1 w hobi or more with jeongguk ty <3

yes of course! thank you so much for the suggestion :)

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~jungkook apologizing with gifts~

-admin grace :)

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ser·en·dip·i·ty ˌserənˈdipədē noun the occurrence and development of events by chance in a happy or beneficial way.

[ko-hojung]

jeon jungkook everyone

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beige beauty :)

-admin grace

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being jimins's girlfriend...

- omg where do i begin with the skinships

- lots of bear hugs

- like you could literally leave the room for a cup of water and he'd hug you - little pecks on your lips and forehead 

- you teasing him for touching his hair too much 

- and ultimately picking the habit up 

 - him giving you his big shirts to wear, because he's so happy to see you in his clothes 

- and if you're smol, good luck because he's going to brag about being bigger than you 25/8 

- jimin getting jealous about you complimenting the other members

- "jagiyaaaaaa, forget jungkook’s high note. didn't you see me do that cool spinny thing?" 

- but you can eventually reassure him back into confidence 

- cooking for him, because you know he can’t refuse your famous chocolate chip pancakes :)

- splashing each other when doing the dishes, and getting bubbles all over each other

- “i guess we’ll have to bathe this off, y/n ;)”

- hanging out on late sunday mornings for video games with taehyung

- romantic and almost cringy (but in a great way) dates 

 - "dance with me and call me oppa" 

- ^we all know that ends in lots of giggling 

- him holding your hands when you walk out together, swinging your hands together 

- deep conversations in bed at 4 

- jimin constantly being teased for being such a cliche romantic guy 

- you imitating his dancing + high notes 

- him imitating your voice 

- cuddling after^ 

- he might not be yoongi, but he definitely possesses tongue technology ;)

- nightly kdrama marathons that end in snuggling 

- he'll send you selcas all the time (like if this boy sees a green door he'll send a picture of him against it, if he finds a popsicle wrapper he'll take a pic with it) 

- laughing and pulling you in for kisses when you make a joke 

- winking at you when he does aegyo

- and he's just so smitten and in love with you 

- so please be a good gf for the one and only PARK JIMIN

-admin grace :)

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falling in love with jeon jungkook moodboard! requested :)

-admin grace

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Hello there! ^^ May I request a moodboard? I was thinking a "Falling in love with Jungkook" theme. Thanks ♥️

Of course! We’ll get it up as soon as possible :)

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Beachy 💕- Admin Coco

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amethyst adventures .

-admin grace :)

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Late night dates with Taehyung - Admin Coco

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Omg could you please do friendship fluff?? that would be so cute

sure!! we'd be happy to :)-admin grace and admin coco

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being jin's girlfriend includes...

- yumMY MEALS WOAW - hugging his big ass shoulders all the time - cute lil nose rubs that you have to tip toe to reach - big loud smooches - lots of corny dad jokes - “jagiya does my jawline look sharp?” - cooking together, and ending up throwing flour and sugar at each other halfway through - windshield wiping - him forcing you to try his meals - laughing about everything - lazy, chill dates where you just sit and watch tv - but also deep talks about your future, insecurities, problems, etc - superrr nice kisses with those plump ass lips - him only liking the same perfume you wore when you met him - reassuring kisses of how pretty you look without makeup - cute selcas (like cmon he’s such an attractive dude) - playing nintendo together at like 2AM - awkward hugs because his long arms could wrap two times around your body - him sneaking in a lil bit of aegyo when you want - but he wants to be considered your sexy man heh - face masks together + an elaborate skin care regime that none of the other members understand - small amounts of pda, like holding hands or cheek kisses - blowing so many kisses ohmy - making the other members quake in their boots with your relationship goals - and so much happy vibes and love everywhere and wkkqkakkwaasjajaj - KEEP HIM AND TREAT HIM RIGHT

-admin grace;)