The Hero of this Story

Professional procrastinator and sleeper

[scpkid]

go home

[mothman-pseudanthium]

[pathfindernerds]

“I just feel so dead inside…”

“Dead inside, you say? I know something that might just work”

[bear-maximum-deactivated2021090]

reanimate my will to live

[feebledungeons]

Wake me up inside

[evilchrispine]

[tinakris]

[butmakeitgayblog]

THIS PIECE OF SHIT SHOW IS FINALLY OVER!!!!

🍾🥂🎉🎉🎉🎉🥂🍾

[tachygranny]

Me: *stands up*

My body: *overheating laptop fan noise*

[oberynmartell]

no you live in a society, i live in unrealistic idealised romantic daydreams about fictional characters

[endangered-justice-seeker]

One of the most important things you can teach your kids is when and how to say no to authority figures.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

I love this cause usually it’s like these piles of shit conservative homophobes crying ‘were the victim’ and complaining that it’s the ‘gub’ment’ that is ‘forcing’ homos into their life and with this it’s these 11 year olds who are literally helping perp walk this piece of shit christian out of school lolol good riddance bitch

[nowthisnews]

‘Race and racism is a reality that so many of us grow up learning to just deal with. But if we ever hope to move past it, it can’t just be on people of color to deal with it. It’s up to all of us – Black, white, everyone – no matter how well-meaning we think we might be, to do the honest, uncomfortable work of rooting it out. It starts with self-examination and listening to those whose lives are different from our own. It ends with justice, compassion, and empathy that manifests in our lives and on our streets.’ — Michelle Obama

[anxietyproblem]

[everyday-younglife]

shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly

[maximum-overboner]

in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying

[bunjywunjy]

well that’s just the risk you take if you decide to teach creative writing

[chrissongzzz]

ohh wow

[orpheusilver]

what the fuck

[thebroccoligoblin]

HEY THAT WAS A WILD 6.5 seconds

[claire-voyancy-deactivated20201]

*walks into this like a roadrunner cartoon*

[habsforever]

[myfangirlisraeging]

To add to this:

[hockeylvr42]

I’m so glad the NHL has embraced the bubble

[hockeylvr42]

THE TRILOGY

[ampervadasz]

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.

In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.

[kasaron]

I dislike this. 

[isensmith]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*

[earthnation-deactivated20131010]

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

[theconcealedweapon]

[hatesdoorways]