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27 | weird girl

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[flurgehbla]

A deskjob from an officegirl

[jame7t]

Suckfuckers United: new game, $80, unplayable on release, cash shop has $20 skins

Plumboy 21XX: “retro” indie game. creator just posted something really dire on Twitter & you’re not sure if you want to keep your preorder even though they promise it’s gonna help find episodes 1 and 5 of the animated series

Gug: game released in 1999. You remember it being good. It’s not.

Dark Cave growing beneath your house’s foundations without you knowing and for years the semi-sentient ungrowth has learned to hunger for you, specifically, and it’s almost time: self explanatory

[glassblueribbon-deactivated2024]

[baphcomet]

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[beemovieerotica]

someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful

[beemovieerotica]

a linguist is analyzing it

[our-lady-of-haymakers]

Samus Aran is the most transfem character ever because she's had to become so very strong and well-prepared to operate in environments where everything wants to murder her, but for all her training and equipment, there's still situations in her life where the only way she can move forward is by balling herself up into the tiniest possible shape and rolling along the path before her. But eventually she gets to expand her options with explosives, and that's what every trans girl needs to urgently procure.

[grendel-menz]

life is very personal

[dreadwedge]

running my "boot sequence" (its snowing and im going outside)

[kidfirebrand]

it’s june. liar.

[playwolves]

using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

[existentialcrisiscentral]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[kittykittyredcat]

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[dreadwedge]

what is going on. can one of you draw what you are seeing

[kidfirebrand]

behold. the beetle.

[dreadwedge]

Girl I have slept in your house. And all these years this is how you see me? How about you’re a little ant then. I can draw on pictures too

[kidfirebrand]

do you hate me

[dreadwedge]

what is going on. can one of you draw what you are seeing

[kidfirebrand]

behold. the beetle.

[shivroy]

[dreadwedge]

Secret to my success? I do a yearly meetup in the Denver airport with 40 of my closest friends where we basically just eat smashburger and vibe. None of even us live in Colorado; we call it layover con. We all live in different spots so it’s the only time we get to see each other. Everybody books a trip to visit their moms with a connecting flight in Denver and we just take over the food court for a day and then go out separate ways. It’s like a two for one of trip because you have to visit your moms anyways.

The trick is to book two redeye flights a day apart. You just sleep on the first plane and then stay awake for 18 hours partying at the airport just riding the moving walkways back and forth with your boys and then sleep again on the second plane. The moms don’t even have to know.

The airport is like a little city where the party never stops. We even have some weed stashed in the false ceiling of an indoor pet relief area. You can just spread out on the fake grass in there and talk about life and sometimes you even get to see a dog. We made friends with this TSA girl who is honestly really chill and she helps us smuggle the drugs in. Sometimes she even lets us play with the confiscated knives and shit if we promise to give them back.

[dreadwedge]

People keep responding to this saying it’s fake because “nobody has 40 friends” but they have no problem with the rest of the details. From this data I can extrapolate that everybody on this website knows like 3 people max but at least one of them is a chill knifeplay TSA girl.

[dreadwedge]

I also implied that my 40 friends are the children of 40 discrete lesbian couples. If we’re interrogating that detail