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26 | weird girl

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[dreadwedge]

what is going on. can one of you draw what you are seeing

[kidfirebrand]

behold. the beetle.

[dreadwedge]

Girl I have slept in your house. And all these years this is how you see me? How about you’re a little ant then. I can draw on pictures too

[kidfirebrand]

do you hate me

[dreadwedge]

what is going on. can one of you draw what you are seeing

[kidfirebrand]

behold. the beetle.

[shivroy]

[dreadwedge]

Secret to my success? I do a yearly meetup in the Denver airport with 40 of my closest friends where we basically just eat smashburger and vibe. None of even us live in Colorado; we call it layover con. We all live in different spots so it’s the only time we get to see each other. Everybody books a trip to visit their moms with a connecting flight in Denver and we just take over the food court for a day and then go out separate ways. It’s like a two for one of trip because you have to visit your moms anyways.

The trick is to book two redeye flights a day apart. You just sleep on the first plane and then stay awake for 18 hours partying at the airport just riding the moving walkways back and forth with your boys and then sleep again on the second plane. The moms don’t even have to know.

The airport is like a little city where the party never stops. We even have some weed stashed in the false ceiling of an indoor pet relief area. You can just spread out on the fake grass in there and talk about life and sometimes you even get to see a dog. We made friends with this TSA girl who is honestly really chill and she helps us smuggle the drugs in. Sometimes she even lets us play with the confiscated knives and shit if we promise to give them back.

[dreadwedge]

People keep responding to this saying it’s fake because “nobody has 40 friends” but they have no problem with the rest of the details. From this data I can extrapolate that everybody on this website knows like 3 people max but at least one of them is a chill knifeplay TSA girl.

[dreadwedge]

I also implied that my 40 friends are the children of 40 discrete lesbian couples. If we’re interrogating that detail

[dominoroach-deactivated20231102]

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[dreadwedge]

I just think there’s must be startling lack of creativity in a society where every movie and most books are in the shape of a rectangle

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[jadeharleyinc]

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

[papasmoke]

you just hate the cis because of the things that they did

I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku

[everydaylouie]

Woodcock Walk (Funky Loop)

[dreadwedge]

Ways your life is just like Minecraft

- you don’t know what terracotta is

- you don’t know where apples come from

- you think water can reproduce in a pit

- you’re obsessed with using stairs as a roof

- you don’t know how rivers work

- you’re always going to villages

- you’re always asking the villagers for swords

- you think bones dust from plants

- your obsessed with lawn maintenance

- slender man wants you

- you think deserts have nothing in them

- you can put string on the ground if you want

- you don’t know what bedrock means

- slender man wants you so bad

[werewolvesnearyou]

i've never liked anyone this much before

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[regalbunnicorn]

polyamorously dating plural trans women is kind of like the roguelike deckbuilder of lesbianism

[abyssaldyke]

It's spring now which means the kids in my city have started drawing hopscotches on the sidewalk and as a rule I do every hopscotch I see because 1. Use it or lose it (ability to scotch) and 2. If a child got down on the hardscrabble streets of Boston Massachusetts to draw a scotch the least I can do is use it, but in doing the hopscotches, I've learned that about 50% of them are the typical 8-10 step scotch and the other 50% are. Somewhat avant-garde. And of course I'm not vetting the entire scotch before I start it so sometimes it's like haha 8 steps woo! Childlike whimsy! And sometimes they're 20 steps or 30 or they've got a section with three squares instead of two where you have to do a little Charleston to step on all three, or, memorably, FORTY one foot squares. A full BLOCK of jumping on one foot but I'm no quitter so once I've started Jigsaw Junior's fuckin hopscotch gauntlet I'm there til the end just a daily pot smoker in her thirties jumping kasa-obake style through an affluent suburb while some little proto-kennedy watches from his bedroom window rubbing his sadistic little third grade hands together and cackling. It's amazing. I love spring.

[undasura]

79 baby they dont make em like they used to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sufficientlylargen]

My T-shirt with the entire text of Borges' theoretical Library of Babel is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt, somewhere.