There Isn’t A Theme

I’m just returning to my roots to be a gremlin. Local bog witch and cryptid. Purveyor of art, fantasy, and that gay shit. They/Them. Chaotic pan. 30, flirty, & undiagnosed bb.

[kieransometimesthinks]

I like this attempt better for Jason’s soul projection.

[tahthetrickster]

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

[seymourworld]

i hate how suicide is framed as selfish. lets deem the people struggling the most as self centered assholes for daring to be pushed to a point where death feels like their only option. you cant be serious

[armengoldira]

[archduck-waddles]

Fuck it

*un-sesame's your bun*

[josephbrassey]

“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”

Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.

“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”

Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.

“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”

You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?

One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.

The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.

And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.

And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.

[gudamor]

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day

[experiment41]

are bots making communities now??? some of the ones i get recommended feel like it

[experiment41]

like the admin of this one is deactivated and at least 95% of the members are bots

[lohboh]

can you imagine you wake up one day in a dark room chained to a radiator with your phone at 1% and you unlock it and find that you've been added to this community

[shin-zaibatsu]

The first thing you do in that situation is open Tumblr?

[lohboh]

Where the hell else would I post about being chained to a radiator, fucking Bluesky?

[homunculus-argument]

According to old finnish folklore, having a wild animal wander into your house is an omen of death. The bigger the animal, the more imminent the death. A small bird, like a sparrow or a finch, is a sign that someone who lives in the house will die within the year. If the animal that has somehow made its way inside the house is a small mammal like a hedgehog, or a larger bird like an owl or raven, would mean that death is coming to visit in the next few months.

Massive megafauna, like a fully-grown moose or a bear, is a sign that someone will probably die within the next 20 minutes.

[rainbow-demoness]

This one doesn't get to stay hidden in the replies.

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

[no-one-offical]

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[kieransometimesthinks]

In addition to being a shockingly good mortar and pestle base, the 30oz Buc-ee’s tumbler is also a great for holding your brewed potions (non-alcoholic sangria).

[kieransometimesthinks]

I just improvised a shockingly effective mortar and pestle out of a big wooden spoon and a 30oz Buc-ee’s tumbler and I’ve never felt more in touch with my cultural heritage.

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[nerdreamer]

[kieransometimesthinks]

Guy at work talking to me about Pokémon cards: “Who’s your favorite Pokémon?”

Me: “I guess I’d pick Dedenne, but I like most of the plant type ones.”

Guy at work: “If I open up a Dedenne card I can give it to you. What kind of deck do you have?”

Me: “I have two Pokémon cards at my cubicle.”

Guy at work, possibly regretting this entire conversation: “Nice.”

[kieransometimesthinks]

As cool as it is that I’m finally untying my sense of self worth to the value I provide to others and allowing myself to be flawed without beating myself up over it, I wish I could do this in a situation where I wasn’t literally 1 inch away from getting a performance improvement plan at work.

[kieransometimesthinks]

In a similar vein, I’m proud of myself for finally being able to set boundaries that prioritize my physical and mental well-being. I just wish I hadn’t acquired this skill in the throes of chronic illness that made it physically impossible for me not to set boundaries.

[kieransometimesthinks]

As cool as it is that I’m finally untying my sense of self worth to the value I provide to others and allowing myself to be flawed without beating myself up over it, I wish I could do this in a situation where I wasn’t literally 1 inch away from getting a performance improvement plan at work.

[kieransometimesthinks]

I put my Finch bird in the absolute worst outfit possible and I need people to appreciate it.

He’s wearing two pairs of sunglasses, a neck ruffle, and roller skates all while carrying around a ukulele. His outfit is bad in ways previously thought impossible to pull off.

I’m so incredibly proud. 🥹