My Dog Could Beat Up Shinji

#rekt

[uuchiha]

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

[charredasperity]

In memes where text or panels are edited the originals are always the funniest, case in point:

[vedajuno]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this was printed on ancient paper that bordered parchment in a house I did repairs in and it scared me

[sosuperawesome]

Pony Reinhardt’s Tenderfoot Tattoo Studio on Instagram

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[catsuggest]

new cat in neighborhood look strange but donot matter, is ok to be different. still friend, still deserve headbutts

[girlfig]

[thenewkickstarter]

[maneyer]

Goten Grungle

[bloodelfmage-deactivated2021041]

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[slavetomyheadcanon]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LISTEN TO THIS

[kill-walmart-blog]

me walking into a cvs at midnight: i need to lift a curse

employee: aisle 5

me: thanks

[platano]

who’s indulging tonight??

[platano]

i said who the FUCK is indulging tonight??

[thescriptorium]

ghost adventures is literally just an hour of guys talking shit to ghosts and then screaming once they square up

[glassbonespaperskin]

[elevenacres]

Harvey Ball- creator of The Smiley Face

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

he looks like hes seen the devil with his own two eyes! good for him

[milkovicho]

when i was younger i never used to lick the yoghurt off of yoghurt lids cause i saw a documentary once and in it there were clips of bears rootling through people’s bins and in one of them a bear found a yoghurt lid and was licking the yoghurt off. i would be like “this is for the bears” and scoop a lil extra onto the lids before i put them in the bin, mum kept telling me “bears dont live here!” but i kept doing it… just in case

[catlezzer-deactivated20200616]

why is this sentence written with such perfect comedic timing

[terriamon]

[suppermariobroth]

In Super Mario Sunshine, Mario’s model undergoes random distortions for 15 frames after being shocked by electricity.

[mechanical-maelstrom]