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I love you more than words can explain, more than anything can explain. I don’t know the first thing about loving someone, about putting feelings into actions and words, since all previous men have been trials, trials that failed miserably; but I’m so happy they failed. Now I have you and you are better than all of them combined, times the number of miles to the moon and back, which is coincidentally, how much I love you, I think; it could be a lot more than that. You make me happy, you make me safe, you make me want to live and continue this path of life, although I only want to see whats next if you’re walking alongside me. I appreciate you more than anything in my life. You are always here for me and you put things in perspective. You might think you hurt me but I have thick skin. I may get irritated by things you do, but none of that really matters does it? I was living life in black and white before I met you, there was nothing to life and it was just dismal, dark and depressing. I didn’t want to carry on in the dark place that I was in. Now my life is teeming with colour in so many places and ways that throwing it all away is not worth it anymore. I love you so much, nothing I’ve said to you and am yet to say will ever amount to the way I really feel about you. Words and actions can only show so much emotion, the words I say and the things I do just can’t express how I feel; but that doesn’t mean I won’t try. My love, my darling, my life. You’re more than all I want, all I need and all that I could ever ask for. I am so truly, completely and utterly infatuated with you and immensely, deeply and honestly in love with you.
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I’m a little toxic.
*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots
McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.
My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home
She named her daughter after a road sign
a road sign
there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE
“47 month old”
this is my four year old rayman origins
“Who’s doing your surgery?”
“Dr. Rayman Origins.”
THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!
i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”
the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”
My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”
Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit
Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:
Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)
All real
This shit is hilarious
@kaiiwooo
I can’t
47 month old.
Nayvie….. Bish whet????
this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names
47 month old.
I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️
Treyton lls, I’m dying…
I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…
47 month old
47 month old
But Pocket though..
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I’ll just keep on making the same mistakes, hoping that you’ll understand
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