kid is still alive truther

they/them, 30, nz in my Killer simp era don't mind me 💙 @a-killer-obsession is probs where you know me

[killer-obsessions-other-account]

Kookydoesstuff ➡️ killer-obsessions-other-account

A change that will only effect the 3 irl friends who follow me lmao. Sick of people not knowing who tf I am when I wanna send asks when everyone knows me from my other account. Man I wish I could just change which one is my main.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[mxtomituck]

[dogpuppy]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

tw lying

Keep reading

[the-unseelie-court-official]

The feminine urge to walk into the woods never to return.

[the-unseelie-court-official]

The masculine urge to walk into the desert to never return.

[the-unseelie-court-official]

The androgynous urge to walk into the ocean to never return.

[the-unseelie-court-official]

For the oysters.

[maddera11]

I can’t believe australian prime minister harold holt was nonbinary

[ghostly-harmless]

hold on I gotta google something

[ghostly-harmless]

I probably could've pieced that one together myself tbh

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[lleyksie]

let’s be primitive horses with mama

[hausmakes]

[sparrowlucero]

More sky creature designs because they're fun to draw

available on my kofi as adoptables

[tearlessrain]

somehow knowing that tumblr is being kept around mostly as a testing ground for advertisers and corporations doesn’t even make me feel that exploited, because every social media site is exploitive. but being basically lab rats to test shit on before it’s refined for use in polite society is by far the funniest possible way to be exploited.

[spartanlocke]

#yeah maybe i’m a marketing lab rat but at least my dash is in fucking chronological order

[raesoldblogg-deactivated2022032]

this ad appeared right after i read this post.

so yeah, they’re testing something, but in true lab rat fashion we have no fucking clue what

[aconstantstateofbladerunner]

[sleepygayart]

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

tinder link in bio.

[swoopyswish]

the replies:

[newtgeiszler]

*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?

[funnelcloudd]

[probably-crazy-writer]

I’m sobbing

[kleefkruid]

I love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves

[ballzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

[ihavemace]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

her pussy

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

OUTTA MY WAY IM BOUT TO GE- ouchie. Ouch. Ouchie.

[gigglepuffpixie]

get back here and share that with the class

[beemovieerotica]

had a dream i was driving in the pokemon universe and something suddenly darted across the road and i ended up hitting a goddamn suicune. legendary reflexes though because i pulled out a pokeball and threw it out my window before she could run. caught her. said aloud "damn i wonder how often this happens." decided to immediately bring suicune out of her pokeball to check stats and i guess she could talk just like entei in that movie because the first thing she says is "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???"

[catscenter]

[princesstigerbelle]

The bean thief

[frogmp3]

greem beam

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

“greem beam”

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[turstrigo]

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

tinder link in bio.

[swoopyswish]

the replies:

[newtgeiszler]

*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?

[funnelcloudd]

[probably-crazy-writer]

I’m sobbing

[kleefkruid]

I love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves

[ballzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

[ihavemace]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

her pussy

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

OUTTA MY WAY IM BOUT TO GE- ouchie. Ouch. Ouchie.

[gigglepuffpixie]

get back here and share that with the class

[meschkinnes]

Portrait of an unidentified woman standing outdoors wearing a blouse with exaggerated sleeves, 1896

[vortigone]

fuck with me

[thatshowthingstarted]

Archaic marble sculpture of a recumbent frog,

Shang Dynasty (1600-1045 B.C.),

Length 9⅞ in., 25 cm,

Courtesy: Sotheby's