Jennifer-Leigh

I'm Jen. This is my blog, I love comedy, art, music, fitness, yoga, cooking/food, movies. I'm a master hairstylist. I'm vegan and eat a mostly farm to table whole foods diet. I model part time. I'm a musician.

[laurafruitfairy]

Anzeige | Pumpkin seed buckwheat porridge with white chia pudding & lots of fruit 🤤💚 Such an epic combo! 👍🏼👅 I’ll definitely remake it.

RECIPE: 70g buckwheat flakes 150g almond milk 150g water 1 Tbs date syrup + more almond milk 2 Tbs @govindanatur pumpkin seed protein 1 tsp pumpkin seed butter White chia pudding: mix 50-55g white chia seeds with 400g (low fat) coconut milk and place in the fridge overnight. Use as needed.

Place buckwheat, almond milk, and water in a saucepan. Bring to boil, then reduce the heat and simmer until thick and creamy. Add pumpkin seed protein, pumpkin seed butter, date sirup and more almond milk and keep stirring until you reach your desired consistency. I add about 150-200g almond milk more because I like it super creamy.💦

🇩🇪: Weiße Chia-Samen und gekeimten Buchweizen (das Topping / oben links auf dem Löffel) gibt es bei @govindanatur - spart 10% mit dem Code laurafruitfairy10 ♥️ Das Kürbiskernprotein von Govinda ist auch das beste reine Protein was ich bisher probiert habe. Schmeckt nussig und leicht salzig - auch sehr geil als Topping auf Nicecream oder in grünen Smoothies.😍💚 Schönen Sonntag euch! @joys_awakening und ich gehen heute in den Wildpark & in die Natur zum relaxen, fotografieren und abschalten. 🌳🍄🦌🐗📸☀️

[kitheartfelt]

[pink-squirl]

Terry Crews came out and admitted he had been sexually assulted by someone in the film industry, and is now being blacklisted. I have been a fan of his since Idiocracy, and will continue to support all of his work.

So when you wonder why people don’t come forward with their assults, this is why.

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Where are all the bitch men who ask about male sexual assault when the focus is on women but are dead silent when men are actually at the focus.  

[atomic-darth]

It’s almost as if Men’s Rights Activists don’t really care about men’s rights. Hmmm….

🤔

[rafawriter]

Yep….

[catchymemes]

Hirakawa Zoo, Kagoshima : “One chilly morning, we found a black, rounded object in front of the pond in one of the animal cages. Upon closer inspection, it turns out to be our panther, Sue, curled up on top of the rock covering the heater. ★… ”

[catchymemes]

[glitchb0t]

so @coolestninja1242 texted me last night “deer but instead of antlers…arms” and i’m like “i have to draw that. i can’t not draw that.” so you can blame this nightmare fuel monstrosity on her lol

[acreaturecalledgreed]

@mlghost

[honeyswtfits]

@a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy

[thelasttime]

i relate to tumblr mobile because i too barely function and do the bare minimum incorrectly

[killer-tofu-jen]

I'm eating engagement cake, getting a foot massage, and watching Star Wars (2/6 the machete order). Best engagement EVER.

[ryanlowrie]

Watching You Watching Me

a painting by Canadian artist Ryan Lowrie in collaboration with killer-tofu-jen

[killer-tofu-jen]

This is me! Thanks again Ryan!

[eunnieboo]

so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay

but then

that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.

SO OF COURSE MY REACTION WAS JUST “WHAT?! HOW??? HOW” and APPARENTLY when my dad was outside gardening, he saw it land on the roof of our house. and then it just. flew down. and landed on his head

BUT NOW IT WON’T LEAVE

like the other morning i stepped outside to call my dad in for lunch and the pigeon was just sitting on the front porch watching him work

best friends forever

[tami-taylors-hair]

have you considered that your dad might be a disney princess?

[leonardoxdicaprio]

[walkinthegl0w-deactivated201911]

Leonardo DiCaprio’s Filmography So Far

[theorderandentropy-blog]

Give this man his Oscar already. Jeez.

[memewhore]

[loren-movedo-deactivated2016082]

HEY YO! ATTENTION ALL MY SHORT-SHORTS LOVING, THICK-THIGHED, CURVY KIN WHO HATE CHUB RUB

so you see that picture up there? its the best LUSH product ever, and I got that as a gift from a lovely friend for Hanukkah and I usually use it on my clean sheets to make my bed feel silky and smell like jasmine, its great okay

ANYWAY today I had the brilliant idea to dust some of it between my thighs where they touch and YESSSSS GAAAAAAWWWWWWWD my thighs have been silky literally all day, and have not even began to chub rub

thats right: no chub rub

so whats its deal? well its some lovely coco butter-jasmine scented dusting powder that absorbs into your skin and leaves you all nice and silky and basically even though today was like 88 and humid my thighs did not stick to one another, it was heaven

» here is the link to where you can buy it «

so everyone who hates that GOD AWFUL rash you get from when your thighs chafe, GO BUY IT, REALLY. ITS A MIRACLE. AND I SMELL SO NICE.

and for those of you who don’t think this is completely amazing, forget you, my thighs are silky and smell like jasmine

[loren-movedo-deactivated2016082]

I’m so pleased this is going around because its getting fucking hot out and this is important

[unskinny]

I get asked about chub rub remedies a lot, so hopefully this is helpful for some of you :)

[themoonisfree]

Need

[basquiyacht]

OMG THANK GOD 

[jnc--ink-deactivated20210205]

Can we talk about how Tyler Perry demonized feminism through the character of his wife in Why Did I Get Married? He went through exaggerated measures to make the husband look like a victim of the wife. Clearly the wife didn’t want to be a traditional wife as one of the things she exclaims is “Can we please talk about something that doesn’t involve me stepping back into the fifties!?” His response, “You’re so selfish.” He’s definitely advocating for traditional women roles, and he conveniently leaves out that a woman’s choice to do so is equally if not more important than a man’s desire for her to be a traditional woman.

[persephonesecretlair]

Tyler perry is trash. His movies are toxic because they reinforce all the negative stereotypes people have about the black community. He’s constantly pushing a religion that doesn’t really change anything for the people involved and he’s constantly painting the black experience as trial and suffering. He’s trash.

[jnc--ink-deactivated20210205]

Yes. So much respectability politics, classism, and black patriarchy.

[queenofthesideeye]

She told him multiple times she didn’t want another child. She didn’t go to law school to read the fine print on diaper boxes

[jnc--ink-deactivated20210205]

Yet, Tyler Perry made sure to demonize her choices by having her groveling back at the end. She was the only one in that relationship to compromise, and it was the things she worked hard for that she had to compromise. There were so many different ways their relationship could’ve navigated that situation that didn’t require her to “humble” herself. Religious patriarchy is something else.

[pizza-fries-deactivated20150814]

[fabulousfilms]

[onyxblondebitch-blog]

Me when I’m about to unknowingly kill two guys who spread a vicious false rumor about me sucking both their dicks at the same time

[peacefully-anxious]

Social Anxiety will make you do weird things, such as holding onto an apple core for 45 minutes during a meeting because you’re too anxious to go to the trash can that’s 10 feet away