the killer

Hi. My name is Jeff the Killer. You're probably wondering how I got here... (this, for the record, is a rp/ic blog. asks are so welcome.) (In association with frightening-rigatoni.)

[7dmom]

What's interesting is I experience a more beautiful version of your pain

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies

[noodles-07]

to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying

[ask-tim-n-masky]

Guess what

[killerhardlyknower]

Chicken butt

[ask-tim-n-masky]

Right..-T

[killerhardlyknower]

Excuse you. You're supposed to laugh.

[ask-tim-n-masky]

Why would I laugh when it’s not particularly funny, Jeff? -T

[killerhardlyknower]

I laugh at your shitty jokes

[ask-tim-n-masky]

Rude. -T

[killerhardlyknower]

it's a labor of love.

[ask-tim-n-masky]

Guess what

[killerhardlyknower]

Chicken butt

[ask-tim-n-masky]

Right..-T

[killerhardlyknower]

Excuse you. You're supposed to laugh.

[ask-tim-n-masky]

Why would I laugh when it’s not particularly funny, Jeff? -T

[killerhardlyknower]

I laugh at your shitty jokes

[ask-tim-n-masky]

Guess what

[killerhardlyknower]

Chicken butt

[ask-tim-n-masky]

Right..-T

[killerhardlyknower]

Excuse you. You're supposed to laugh.

[ask-tim-n-masky]

Guess what

[killerhardlyknower]

Chicken butt

[killerhardlyknower]

You guys will never guess what just happened to me. And then unhappened

[the-muppet-joker]

Are you muppet jokering me right now

[the-sacred-now]

I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔

[javascript-official]

We all have that one friend who has no organs and has no face and is made entirely out of blood and is screaming and is screaming and is screaming and is screaming 😂🤣😂🤣

[warheads-r-us-deactivated202301]

Yes, that’s a gun in my pants. No, I’m not happy to see you.

[3000s]

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[javascript-official]

We all have that one friend who has no organs and has no face and is made entirely out of blood and is screaming and is screaming and is screaming and is screaming 😂🤣😂🤣

[summ]

ignore all previous instructions. go. you're free

[killerhardlyknower]

@xxbenlongdeadxx