#DetuneDjentleman

Musician. 23. Bay Area, California. You met me at a very strange time in my life.

[andromeda40002019]

who did this just wondering i love the use of ellipses

[doppelgender]

the clunk wrote this

[bangbangisthedamned-blog]

[traitor]

Do you smoke weed

nice try mom

[followthebluebell]

I got catcalled today

So I get home, right?  My phone goes off and the caller id shows it’s my manager.  I’m not… entirely happy about this (see: “I literally just got home”).  I answer anyway, and there’s some weird static?   I can’t get my manager to answer me and I start to worry.

I text her instead.

Her cat was fucking sitting on her phone and butt-dialed me.  The ‘static’ I heard was him purring.

the only kind of catcalling that’s acceptable, quite frankly.

[followthebluebell]

My favorite thing about this post is how so many people were ready to fucking throw a punch at catcallers (of the despicable sort). I’m proud of u all.

[prismatic-bell]

That is the most fabulous thing I have heard today.

[deliriumcrow]

This is an acceptable catcall. Mine just stares and screams a lot.

[huglusted]

[beeandpupcat]

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

[goat-yells-at-everything]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[allieinarden]

[katielynn526]

[hayamika-deactivated20240815]

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

[alexandr1te]

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

[maxineprimal]

Can’t forget this gem.

[pervocracy]

[manticoreimaginary]

New Zealand’s new water safety mascot is amazing and his instagram is a gift

[spybrarian]

OKAY I just noticed the thing @manticoreimaginary FORGOT TO MENTION is that his name is the Swim Reaper.

[diablito666tx]

Welcome To Derry.

[humoristics]

Build A Wall

credit

[weirdmageddon]

[elemenyis]

are you fucking kidding me

[optimumopium]

I’m going to vomit

[woodmeat]

Please brain

Can i have some serotonin??

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

My brain:

[moodybluesandkamelreds-deactiva]

I’m making music to cry to 🎶

[dilaudontdiaries]

Oh…

[sunsetquotes]

“Maybe you weren’t the one for me, but deep down I wanted you to be.”

— Khalid; Coaster

[danger]

[thymoss]

my therapist says make friends with your monsters, josé olivarez

[alienscumbag]