Kilvanaer

[shakespearesdaughters]

[palesummerbaby]

Serious Aidan Turner

[edenliaothewomb]

Dane DeHaan,  photographed by Steven Meisel for Prada’s “La Femme & L'Homme”, 2016.

[emmaduerrewatson]

Sebastian Stan is photographed for Back Stage on April 1, 2016 in New York City.

[galaf]

When sadness was the sea, you taught me how to swim.

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

[killbilled]

Brick (2005) dir. Rian Johnson

[egirldeathdrive]

So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.

[egirldeathdrive]

He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

white dude in this horror movie : *translates old arabic text* *somehow it rhymes perfectly in english* 

[how-long-it-glows-deactivated20]

Now I really wanna see a horrible faltering translation from one of these movies, like “Whomsoever enters this room, they shall… well, this word is like… literally it means ‘unbecome,’ but it was used as a euphemism for death, pooping, and—wait, when was this carved?  was it 15th century? Cuz it was a euphemism for sex too in the 15th century.  This is either a cursed crypt, a bathroom, or a royal bedroom. Who wants to roll the dice?”

[kiddthemaniac]

“You guys, I’ve gotta be honest, okay? This thing’s written in some kind of weird localized dialect, and I’ve only ever studied the standard form of the language. I mean, this part right here…I can’t even tell if it’s some kind of error, or an obscure slang phrase…whatever it is, I have no idea what the fuck it means.”

[roachpatrol]

‘this is written in ancient sumerian. it’s about… uh… well that word is… uh. okay this is either a poem about farming, or straight-up a nasty sex guide. it might be both. i want a shower.’

[lizawithazed]

“okay see the thing is in one dialect this word is the name of a terrifying Demon but in a completely different language from the same area that has the same writing system and gave a lot of loan words to the first, it means ‘horse’ - and the context is really not helping”

[seananmcguire]

“You know what?  This thing is bound in human skin and the walls are bleeding let’s just leave.”

[stargaysg1]

[perfectpalettes]

FDE9DF | EEE1E1 | DFD9E3

[universi-tea]

concept: me, drinking coffee in a café in a foreign country. it’s raining outside. i’m reading my favorite book. everything is okay, and i’m never stressed. 

[laceremoniedesadieux]

Je te désire encore ô paradis perdu Tous nos profonds baisers je me les remémore Il fait un vent tout doux comme un baiser mordu

Apollinaire, Poèmes à Lou (via laceremoniedesadieux)

[boutella]

[On living in Manhattan] : “I love staring out the window. New York, it’s like a candy jar – watching people is so phenomenal. Looking at [the couple at the next table] right now, you can tell so much by what they order or their body language. I just find that really fun. It’s kind of like being a detective a little bit.”

[holyleftboob]

PORN  (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و 

[pleatedjeans]

via

[theinturnetexplorer]

This Man Mastered The Art Of Animal Selfies

[zellah7]

bye i love this

[sterwood]

[First person: “Siri, what is one trillion to the tenth power?”

Siri: “Cogitating….The answer is: 100000000…” (the way the zeros are said are rhythmic and provide a beat).

After, the first guy lays down a beat on top of what Siri is saying, and the others chime in, adding layers to the song.]

[starsaga01]

@violin-cat