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todays bird
almost home
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blake kathryn

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@kimisama1989
I’m not sure anyone will see this, but I’m having a shitty day and I need someone to fuck me up.
I PRESENT TO YOU:
Wet and wild
Bunny Bois™
Extra Beaches
Doremi and Jack Skeletron
Tumblr does not let me post more 🥺 but don't worry i got you covered
Here Is the rest:
The sleep deprived squad
more on my Twitter
When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay
Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe
4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger
1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix
1 TBs ketchup
1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,
1 Tbs bbq sauce
1 Tbs steak sauce
1 egg
mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)
You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf
here's a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!
(6 servings)
-2lbs red potatoes
-1 cup butter (2 sticks)
-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)
-Chives (optional)
-Salt & Pepper to taste
1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don't even have to chop them just wash them
2. boil til soft!
3. Drain
4. Mash (usually they're small enough you can use a fork if u don't have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix
5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing
I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf
So after spending hours combing through the recipes in the comments of this post I have created a cookbook. Feel free to use it. The link should work for everyone, its the only file on the google drive! I have referenced all of the recipes I used, all of which are from this thread. I made it for myself, but figured after all that work I should probably share. Happy spite cooking!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WjcDfZrPMr0Pw9f5GfEy0aTs2KEx4Pub/view?usp=sharing
Omg this is gold
And delicious thank you
prompts list (150)
fluff
"you look better in my clothes than i do."
"i believe you."
"is that my shirt?"
"can i play with your hair?"
"you can tell me anything."
"isn't the view beautiful?"
"my mother adores you."
"they're not you."
"if you cry, i'll cry-- and that won't be fun for anyone."
"did you just kiss me?"
"i've dreamt about this."
"is that a drawing of me?
"i didn't mean to say that but yeah, i love you."
"of course i will."
"wow you're photogenic."
"i thought you'd never ask."
"quick, kiss me!"
"you cancelled plans for me?"
"i've never seen anyone look so cute and ridiculous at the same time."
"that is not what the instructions say."
"you remembered?"
"stop looking at me like that!"
"has anyone told you that your eyes sparkle in the moonlight?"
"how mad would you be if i kissed you?"
"you're hugging me too tight!"
"my lipgloss is all over your lips."
"that's the first time i've ever seen you smile."
"you're lucky you're hot."
"i didn't know you could sing."
"you weren't supposed to hear that!"
"shut up before i kiss you."
"you give me butterflies."
"i can't think around you."
"i just wanted to make you laugh."
"kiss me better."
"why'd you stop?"
"you wrote me a song?"
"i'm not scared but if you are, you can hold my hand."
"you ramble and it's adorable."
"are you blushing?"
"did i say that out loud?"
"hey, only i can call them that!"
"have you ever thought about how much worse our lives would be without each other?"
"i meant it when i said for better or for worse."
"that's the sixth time you've complimented me today."
"nothing else matters except for you."
"we could run away."
"the world could be on fire and i'd still be happy as long as i'm with you."
"they're such an idiot. my idiot but still."
"this isn't adrenaline, i want to spend my life with you."
smut
"do you think of me when you touch yourself?"
"stop before someone sees!"
"do that again."
"ten? i only need five."
"on your knees."
"enjoying the view?"
"that was the prettiest sound i've ever heard."
"i didn't think you were into that."
"i trust you. do it."
"next time we get into an argument, i'm reminding you that i took your virginity."
"against the window? are you insane?"
"i'm going to ruin that pretty makeup."
"now everyone's going to know you're mine.
"i could do this all day."
"louder, i want them to hear you."
"you can finish if you beg."
"do you want to come on my fingers or mouth?"
"you won't be able to walk tomorrow when i'm through with you."
"how funny do you think teasing is now?"
"after that little stunt? you're not getting off that easy."
"lay down and stay still."
"are you doing that on purpose?"
"i didn't like the way they were looking at you."
"have they ever touched you like this?"
"i never noticed how beautiful filthy words could be."
"were you masturbating?"
"my boyfriend/girlfriend would kill us."
"keep quiet or someone'll hear."
"not so cocky now, are you?"
"is that new?"
"who gave you that?"
"are you jealous?"
"show me you're mine."
"i've been waiting all day to do this."
"does that hurt?"
"lipstick's a good look on you."
"we should skinny dip."
"as beautiful as you look, all i want to do is rip that dress off right now."
"were you checking me out?"
"this isn't what i had in mind when i yelled fuck you."
"call me that again."
"did i do that?"
"i'll try it for you."
"i think we just found a new kink."
"i always hated spankings as a child."
"leave the heels on."
"i'd rather have your hands around my throat but the necklace will do."
"what would people say if they knew you were such a slut for me?"
"shut up and pin me down."
"i thought your laugh was the prettiest sound in the world. i was wrong, it's your moans."
angst
"do you love them?"
"you're not sorry."
"how did you find out?"
"don't lie to me."
"am i not important to you anymore?"
"i didn't realise i was such an inconvenience."
"do you think about them when you look at me?"
"how many times am i supposed to forgive you?"
"don't raise your fucking voice at me."
"i trusted you."
"are you ashamed of me?"
"it was open and i read it."
"i can't deal with you right now."
"did you ever really love me?"
"i see the way you look at them."
"if you can't live without me, then die."
"i don't believe you."
"all you had to do was stay."
"i knew you were too good to be true."
"i don't need help and i don't need you either."
"some things aren't meant to be."
"all my friends told me you'd break my heart."
"you were my dream come true but turns out you're a fucking nightmare too."
"you deserve better."
"it's not safe."
"i wish i'd never met you."
"i can't look at you."
"get out."
"was it worth it?"
"how could you let them say that about me?"
"there's just no pleasing you, is there?"
"why don't you give a shit?"
"how many times are you going to look me in the eye and lie to me?"
"i can't do this if you don't trust me."
"find someone else then."
"don't touch me!"
"they were there. you weren't."
"i don't want to spend another second with you!"
"is your image really more important than us?"
"you win."
"this isn't what i wanted to happen."
"i'd take our relationship back in a heartbeat."
"you two deserve each other."
"can't you listen for one second?"
"you'll be happier without me."
"if you loved me, you wouldn't have done it."
"don't you try to explain yourself!"
"you can't take back what you said."
"i don't see the same person i loved when i look at you anymore."
"why didn't you fight for us?"
Anything but angst? Please
Ayumi Mamiya and Haruo Yoshikawa from Magikano
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“Meet the Reaper” AKA Top 10 photos taken before disaster
Spoiler alert: Grim did not win the game.
Omg this is so amazing.
Grim had absolutely no idea what he was getting himself into here
Ok, but in his defense… Mandy cheated…
Never go against a goth girl when Death is on the line
One of the two classic blunders
drew a lil something in honor of national coming out day!!
let me know if I should do more!! 😁
bro this shit evil af. even for me
one of rvbs CLASSIC lines
Wonder who could it be…
A drunk guy at work kept pulling on the push door and couldn’t figure out why it wouldn’t open so he decided perhaps the bright red latch to the right of the door was the answer but the bright red latch was in fact the fire alarm.
I assume the door did open after that. The tragedy of drunken plans is not that they don’t work, it’s how they do.
It didn’t actually, there’s no button or mechanism to open the door except just… pushing it. It’s very obviously a push door. In fact one of the line cooks LEFT THE KICTHEN to open the door and shoo him out.
See? Pull red switch -> summon door wizard -> success.
You know what you have a point
Reblobbing because now and then I want to show this to someone.
@spatsula @luoiae
i have watching this 120381203981 times and each time is better than the last
@cutepoweredjellyfish
what the fuck LOL this is amazing
is this Gintama
Vegeta getting his ass beat in multiple animes now lmao
Omg this is the best lol
interviewer: ppl claim you’re immortal
Keanu:
He'a growing his beard back to start the cycle all over again.
he absolutely could be charlemagne and paul mounet
That’s all the confirmation we need
This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual
I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy?
If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.
If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.
Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?
BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME
BISEXUAL INDIVIDUALS ARE VALID AND LOVED ON THIS BLOG, PASS IT ON!
BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME
Yeah, if you don’t support bi people, unfollow my blog right fucking now. You’re not welcome here.
To other bi people, we are valid and we are here to stay. Bi people in straight relationships are just as valid as bi people in gay relationships. The likelihood of someone cheating does not depend on their sexuality, it depends on how shitty of a person they are.
// Hello hi!! To anyone who doesn’t like bisexuals, please block me :) //
Sailor Mercury, Sailor Mars, Sailor Moon, Sailor Venus and Sailor Jupiter from Sailor Moon R
Bonus:
Sailor Moon
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Lord Sesshoumaru ✧ 殺生丸
No thoughts head empty!!! Just step on me milord!!!
I am officially become Jaken 😭