kimwearsglasses

They/Them|Agender|Queer|Smol Bean

[artbylittlebug]

[fuckyeahanarchistposters]

"It's easy to say "violence is never the answer" if you've never had to fight for your life"

Poster by Vincentrose Art

[time-thy-pyramids]

We should be training dogs to provide sniff-based pregnancy tests. Every pharmacy should have an enormous wise-eyed hound by the entrance who bows his head before those with child. Each one could, perhaps, also provide abortions with a single touch of his gnarled paw.

[kimwearsglasses]

Legit, the first time I was pregnant I knew because one of my dogs, the least cuddly one, curled up on my belly in the middle of the night. I was trying to conceive and was getting negative pregnancy tests at that point. Within a week, I got my first positive pregnancy test.

[crungulus]

every time I find a pill on the ground I take it home with me and draw a picture of it with crayons. here's the collection so far.

^ the very first pill I found & drew. couldn't identify it (markings rubbed off) but it looked very beautiful to me.

^pill no. 2: fluoxetine. my greatest find and finest crayon drawing. sorry to whoever lost their fluoxetine. I'll save it for a special occasion. I used a sharpie pen to clean up some lines on this one I think.

^ pill no. 3: ibuprofen. accidentally closed my laptop on this one, destroying it. and getting goop on my laptop. I found another one though. People drop a lot of painkillers. The first 2 used only colors from the classic 24 pack of crayons, but I had to break out extras from my childhood crayon collection for this one.

^pill no. 4: benadryl. this pill was crumbling inside its plastic when I found it, but it was intact enough to take home and draw! Hooray.

^pill no. 5: midol. this one was real scuffed up. I actually found an entire bottle of midol on another occasion, and someone's last 2 weeks of birth control yet another time, but those are the kind of things I leave behind because someone's likely to miss their entire bottle of midol or sealed birth control and come back for it.

^pill no. 6: unfinished advil/ibuprofen. I find a lot of painkillers, as mentioned, so I guess I got bored. I also have a drawing of acetaminophen that I am not posting because I don't like it.

^pill no. 7: severe tylenol. I didn't know such a thing existed until I found it on the ground. "severe tylenol" makes it sound like the tylenol is mean. this was among the more challenging ones and it's kinda rushed, but drawing the plastic was fun. just did this one an hour ago.

in case you're wondering, I do keep the pills when possible. I like to hold onto my reference material. they live in a separate box from my vintage ibuprofen collection.

[leavesandpumpkinspices]

Take me there ✨

[chrissiewatts]

SEX EDUCATION (2019-2023)  | 4.06

[lemonandtheart]

@gxmonth Day 16 - You Activated My Trap Card! I have literally thousands of memes saved so it took me awhile to choose. Packing my whole room doesn't help either lol

Reference Memes under the cut

[shitpostingkats]

[shitpostingkats]

Todays regularly scheduled shitposts have been replaced by *checks notes* Yugioh brainrot.

[lemonandsageadvice]

Reblog to send care packages to our troops on the front lines (ao3 volunteers) in their fight against this eminent threat (DDoS attacker).

[septiseph]

Wanted to doodle Alcryst with his wolf friend but also want to doodle him with Lyn… 

Solution: 

do both at same time

[whimsycottt]

[fuj0ker]

brothers first day of school

[septiseph]

after training at the somniel arena

[josie69am]

Rip to the queen but I can't stop having a fat ass

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[atombombtom]

As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

[atombombtom]

Like literally every time I see Miss Piggy there's a period where I need to readjust to the fact that it's not a person, and I feel that period is getting longer and longer with every instance

[atombombtom]

now all my Youtube recommendations are filled with Miss Piggy interviews. I’m not complaining. Miss Piggy what’s your secret to ageing so graciously

[bigscaryd]

It's not just the audience; professional journalists, hosts, and actors report it is legitimately difficult to not see the Muppet as a person, and it is, in fact, incredibly easy to interview or act with them once the performer gets properly set up.

[redwaltz]

Like that one time they couldn't figure out why Kermit's audio was so garbage... then realized they'd put the mic on him instead of the performer.

[brunhiddensmusings]

this has been a very longstanding issue - before the muppet show was even a thing some muppets appeared in commercials, such as rolf the dog they had a continual problem where when people directing/shooting the dogfood commercial would give dirrection to rolf that they would be speaking to the muppet, to which rolf REPEATEDLY had to tell them ‘i cant hear you, you have to talk to him’ and point at the performer underneath him rolf is one of the most embarrassing muppets to need this direction as the performer is this, damn, obvious when not on camera

‘sir, i am a bathroom mat, the man you need to talk to is back there’

[petranaradulovic]

I did an interview with Gonzo one time, and when I got into the Zoom call, it was the actor on screen trying to figure out his audio. And then once he did, he went like “OKAY!” and then just like dove to the floor and it was Gonzo and there was never a moment when I doubted that the dude was just Gonzo’s tech guy