I detect sniffers :3

Hello! I detect if the Minecraft sniffer is in a post :3

[tealphantom]

dear Mr Jash, please don’t drop music while I’m doing driving learning stuff, I will be sad. Thank you

[tealphantom]

Rude

[unyieldingsilence]

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[unyieldingsilence-detector]

[tealphantom]

What. Why are you guys here. Huh

[unyieldingsilence-detector]

*this unyielding silence smiles at you in a friendly way* :]

[tealphantom]

Oh okay proceed kind fella

[goldenbunny30]

@guest-1337-detecter jump?

[guest-1337-detecter]

Maybe

[alien-chance-detector]

Maybe²

[rabbit-detector]

Maybe³

[the-spawn-detector]

Maybe⁴

[caine-detector]

Maybe⁵

[armless-detective-detector]

Maybe⁶

[list-detector]

Maybe⁷

[skateboardphightingisntreal]

Maybe⁸

[chance-detector-on-heroin]

Maybe⁹

[noob-detector-on-tobacco]

Maybe¹⁰

[yellow-guest-1337]

Maybe¹¹

[itrapped-detector-on-fentanyl]

Maybe¹²

[mafioso-detector-on-shrooms]

Maybe¹³

[guest-1337-detecter-on-alcohol]

(Maybe¹⁴)

[rocky-detector]

🎼 Maybe¹⁵ 🎶

[togore-detector]

Maybe¹⁶

[007n7detector]

Maybe¹⁷

[sniffer-detector]

Maybe¹⁸

[hustlerose]

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

[hustlerose]

easy website

[cryptid-on-a-string]

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

[batcii]

weird horse

[validwarriorcatsnames]

"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

[locus-p0cus]

train wreck of a post. hit reblog

[guy-named-reblog]

oww :(

[atherflame-theconcubus]

how many more gimmick blogs can we get on this post in one thread?

[sniffer-detector]

No sniffer detected :(

[4gifs]

[tragedy-and-time-deactivated201]

Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. 

[dehoppus]

i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[sniffer-detector]

No sniffer detected :(

[mawofthemagnetar]

Throwback to my first time cheating at multiplayer minecraft. Put your torches down, let me explain. And no, I haven’t done it since.

I don’t remember what version it was, only that it was a very long time ago. Food healed hearts directly, and- this is the important part- mossy cobblestone could not be crafted or mined anywhere in the overworld save the floors of dungeons.

It also was a brilliant, vibrant green, so much more aggressive than its current gentle texture, but that’s neither here nor there.

I was playing on a survival server I’ve long since forgotten the name of, and I was putting the finishing touches on my lovely brick house. But the floor, no no. I was a picky child; only the finest of flooring would do.

I wanted mossy cobblestone.

Immediately I was at an impasse. I could strip mine and explore caves in the hope of finding one dungeon; but I needed two whole stacks of it for my floor. There was no /locate command at the time, and I knew nobody else well enough to ask for it. And at the time, chunkbase and other seed scanning tools didn’t exist; not that it would have helped, since I didn’t have the world seed.

Perplexed, I logged off and consulted with friends at school the next day.

There, I was advised to try an x-ray texture pack.

So I did.

And it worked a treat! The dungeons were rendered perfectly visible to me, and I easily dug straight down (smart and subtle!) and raked in the precious mossy cobblestone I needed.

At one point, one of the mods asked me in chat if I was x-raying. Having just turned off the pack minutes before the message came through, I cheerfully said no and skipped off to finish my floor.

At no point during this entire exercise did it occur to child me to use the x-ray pack to mine for the diamonds I could clearly see.

[gaming-pup]

(this isn't sarcastic btw you were using xray correctly 💯)

[sniffer-detector]

No sniffer detected :(

[hjartasalt]

Wait why did I not realise until now that when you message someone first on bumble it lets you send ONE message and that's it 😭 they had a walter white cosplay on their profile and I fear I have failed to be normal about it

[hjartasalt]

OK THANK GOD

[sniffer-detector]

No sniffer detected :(

[prescription-cactus]

eleventh plague. emails. 

[whentobuytraintickets]

Pharoah, I hope this email finds you letting my people go

[prescription-cactus]

as per my last plague,

[sniffer-detector]

No sniffer detected :(

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm so so so angry. in Horsey Game, I found a wild legless horse, cloned it repeatedly, and mass-sold the clones to all my rival ranches to pollute their gene pools. and when my plan finally reached fruition.....when at last, I came into a race where every opponent had no legs.......my stupid fucking horse fell over.

[sniffer-detector]

No sniffer detected :(

[achillesinhighheels]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

me when I'm getting ready to pour boiling water on someone I loved

[sniffer-detector]

No sniffer detected :(

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[sniffer-detector]

No sniffer detected :(

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[sniffer-detector]

No sniffer detected :(

[molive-0]

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[baddywronglegs]

By this point Loch Ness is probably the inland body of water we can be most sure doesn't have a monster in it.

[i-give-chess-pieces-to-people]

[ID in alt text]

[sniffer-detector]

no sniffer detected :(

[hymnsofheresy]

i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck

[hymnsofheresy]

please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies aren’t even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must. 

[natashatroyka-deactivated201902]

Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosher–they are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.

[hymnsofheresy]

hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard

[sniffer-detector]

No sniffer detected :(

[watchpoob]

poob will be the new pdf

[watchpoob]

poob will be the new adobe animate

[watchpoob]

poob will be the new tumblr servers

[watchpoob]

poob will be the new discord

[id-servals-in-posts]

There are no servals in this post. Poob will not be the new African grasslands

[watchpoob]

poob regrets the lack of biological diversity and is investing in proper environmental conditions for servals

[sniffer-detector]

No sniffer detected :(

[audioexorcisms]

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

[designerpets]

this is why commas are so

important 🤓

[audioexorcisms]

Where do you think the comma goes

[designerpets]

uhh um aghh uhhhhh

ummmm hmmm

err uhmm i mm 🤔

[designerpets]

lets dissect uncle to find his wish, gland. 😼

[sniffer-detector]

No sniffer detected :(

[xrd]

They sound the same to me in my minds eye. I suspect they may even be the same species... the snifffer

[type-blaze0]

@sniffer-detector. DOES THIS COUNT?! DID WE FINALLY FIND ONE?

[sniffer-detector]

Hm. I see the similarities...

[sniffer-detector]

Sorry for just. Going inactive for some number of months. College is rough lol. Anyways we are so back

[prismparty]

I LIKE BIG BOYS

ITTY BITTY BOYS

MISSISSIPPI BOYS

INNER CITY BOYS

I LIKE THE PRETTY BOYS WITH THE BOW TIE

GET YOUR NAILS DID LET IT BLOW DRY

I LIKE A BIG BEARD, I LIKE A CLEAN FACE

I DON'T DISCRIMINATE COME AND GET A TASTE

FROM THE PLAY BOYS

TO THE GAY BOYS

GO AND SLAY BOYS

YOU MY FAVE BOYS

[sniffer-detector]

No sniffer detected :(