3am Stories and Stuff

I'm trying here | They/Them Pronouns | Ace/Panromantic| Let's see how many fandoms I end up blogging about instead  of writing my own stuff.

[kindasortaveryrandom]

ARTISTS WANTED

I’m about to publish a book, but I would love an artist to design the cover of it. It would mostly be a nature design. Please let me know if you want in, I will pay you and credit you.

[incidentalcomics]

[horrorandhalloween]

by Andrea Sutinen

[catgifcentral]

Boop!

[mccarthyites]

I can’t think of any reason he did that other than just because.

Look at the caution the bird uses leaning his head down and his whole body forward, trying to stay as far away as possible while being within pecking distance. He knew what he was doing, he did this very much on purpose.

This bird just wanted to taunt death.

[8bitnaga]

(Marginally Mediocre Studios)

[tndrtouch]

Reblog this if you’d rather have an autistic kid than a dead one

I’m trying to prove a point to my antivax fam members

[katecara]

I wish people cared about the environment as much as they do about james charles’ drama

[interuptingvolcano-deactivated2]

HONESTLY PLEASE OH MY GOD

My iPad is broken, I don’t have a job and I NEED FOOD 😂😂😂

Literally tell me what you want, and I’ll draw it for you. Seriously.

FOR NSFW AND OTHER THINGS, I’LL DO MY BEST. BUT YOU HAVE TO SPECIFY WHAT YOU WANT.

5$. Whatever it is. I’ll do it. I just need the money.

PLEASE SPREAD THIS. YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO HELP BUT SOMEONE ELSE COULD!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I’m non-binary (agender) but there are some gendered terms I use/identify with! that’s valid and it’s cool if you do that too!

remember, gender is internal. identity can change the way we present, but not the other way around. non-binary ≠ androgynous appearance.

enbies can be any person in any body and any style of dress :D we’re all over the place!

[wingedcatninja]

I feel this. I look like a typical female, but most of the time I’m just floating somewhere in the middle.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that is such a voidpunk way to describe it tbh

[kris-allen1359-deactivated-deac]

[choosing-freedom]

*Clapping forever*

[knarlybruh]

Random PSA

I just got reminded of this because someone tweeted about sneaking chipotle into the movie theater. 

When you sneak food into a theater, DO NOT throw the trash away in their garbage’s. The employees get written up, and possibly fired when the managers find out that people are sneaking in food.  I understand that concessions is over priced so I get why you sneak in food, but please don’t get someone in trouble for it. Just throw away the trash at home. 

[knarlybruh]

Reblogging this because at my work tonight someone literally got fired on the spot because someone snuck a beer in. Don’t destroy someone’s source of income just because you didn’t want to put your garbage in your jacket for 10 minutes.

[alladoreqi]

I didn’t know this so thanks for the info. Even tho that’s the dumbest fucking rule ever they can’t patrol what people bring in.

[jfpisadearqueerdeer]

just because it doesn’t happen at your particular cinema doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen in other cinemas

[i-am-a-fish]

wow that’s a lot of uh… a lot of toxic stuff on your dash today… let me just uh…..clear that up

[i-am-a-fish]

respect women please it is so easy and cool

[brainstatic]

“Don’t call Trump supporters nazis, it hurts their feelings.”

[jewish-privilege]

Yes, this is real (link to tweet). Yes, Tucker Carlson is literally repeating Nazi propaganda that aided the genocide of the Romani during the Holocaust. Yes, I am furious. 

(Also, although there is a large population of Romani in Romania, they aren’t indigenous to Romania. They’re a diasporic group originally from northern India.)

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Romani and Jewish have been screaming at the top of their lungs for years about neo-fascism in Europe, and Americans were totally aloof.

Then neo-fascism reared its head in America, but Roma and Jews were left out of the conversation in terms of people being impacted, because our oppression was “over.”

Now Tucker Carlson is on live TV using slurs and Nazi propaganda about Romani people, and I’m 90% most people on the left are just going to ignore it.

[volaee]

It’s fucking starting y'all. It’s happening again.

If you’re not Jewish or Roma PLEASE BOOST THIS.

[fromchaostocosmos]

and it should be pointed the word being used by tucker carlson here that starts with a g is a slur for romani people and should not be used 

[queerautism]

Hey what the actual fuck!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if u’ve never committed mail fraud i dont trust u

[kindasortaveryrandom]

Is it bad if I don’t know what mail fraud is?

[kindasortaveryrandom]

I was today years old when I discovered that segue is not spelled “segway”

And I’ve got to say

I am DISAPPOINTED  

[kindasortaveryrandom]

Coming Out Idea

1) introduce them to @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

2) get them hooked on their cryptic personality

3) ensure they are using Gaud’s correct pronouns

4) use that as a segue

5) bake cookies and continue to look at their posts