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uchidachi

Me: Alright, are you ready, Hattie?

Hattie: Meow

Me: *sings* ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mraaow

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mrah

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: *rolls over* Mwraaah!

wizardyangst

This is exactly the kind of A+ content I come to see on this website

between-stars-and-waves

:-D

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

WHAT A GOOD VIDEO

flowerinaflame

andrewbiird

it’s been 3 days and i can’t stop thinking abt these

polyhorde

You missed the best part, my friend. These are just two photos from a whole book.

Please, enjoy this smattering of beauty and wonder.

agent-absinthe

These make me so happy

missredherring

I love all of these, but I am SCREAMING over the last one.

Those boys are perfect.

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its “thighs rubbing together under ya sundress” season

cephalopodvictorious

Buy cute, cheap lace leggings. Cut them a little above your knee. Hem them or don’t, but then you can wear them under your sundresses and not worry about how you sit or if your thighs chafe, and if anyone sees them they look cute af so hell yes

gutsygumshoe-blog1

Or a little deodorant between the thighs is magical

bastillearda2018

Also, LUSH sells this dust called Silky Underwear that makes your skin smooth so they don’t stick together or chafe.

erdsthenerds

I love that we’re all here for each other in this season of need

threehourstonevada

Monistat has an anti-chafing gel that works wonders and I live by. You can usually find it in the feminine care aisle of any drugstore.

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There’s this stuff called Glide…pretty cheap & works hella miracles

dynastylnoire

I’m so ready for sundress season.

whenemmafallsinlove

reblog to save a thigh

earthlyeaysia

REBLOG TO SAVE A THIGH

collegecocoasugar

Reblog every summer

yougottahaveseoul

Reblog cause y'all girls look great in sundresses

squeeful

And you boys and neither and both look great too. Everyone looks great in sundresses.

nandalorian

Bandelettes work too! They’re pretty cheap and hella cute, and you can get them on amazon or bandelettes.com

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sixpenceee

Rocca Scaligera di Sirmione in Italy. A unique 13th-century castle surrounded by water, with steep climbs leading to scenic lake views. (Source)

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I have been waiting all year to post this.

tumboner

omg

merspers

This has been in my queue for months.

mcgooglykins

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

thatsoundsprettynice

YES

xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

loserslol

The BEST question i’ve ever got EVER

thebootydiaries

Person: what’s wrong?

Me: nothing…

Me internally: why did that man honk at me in the intersection between 52nd St and 3rd Ave on January 4th 2015

thebootydiaries

You: later gator

Me, an intellectual: the future holds a large reptile

The “friend zone” and unrequited love are not the same thing. Unrequited love is, “I love you, you don’t love me in that same way, I am sad about that.” The “friend zone” is, “I love you, you don’t love me in that same way, you have therefore wronged me.”

Unrequited love is, “My unilateral crush is my problem.” The “friend zone” is, “My unilateral crush is your problem.”

phoenyxgreene

Again for the ones in the back

sfiddy

Louder.

alittle-writer-deactivated20180

Unrequited Love is sad. The friendzone is creepy.

ven0moth

if i was your boyfriend id never let you go. id sew myself onto your body. we are permanently bonded.

celebritydachshund

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onetimeisawacat

I’m crying

Sum1 plz help me

I watch this video a long time ago (not rlly tht long like a yr) of Daniel Radcliffe pretending to be really pretentious in this office building. Like there's one guy outside just chilling and dan looks out the window like look at how they flock waiting for me or something like that. I can't find it anywhere!!!! But it's hilarious!!! Help!!!